Month: April 2013

  • A Photo
    Rue Sherbrooke – 2013.04.18

    Scènes de Montréal – Montreal Scenes

    Above

    I noticed that new public art sculpture walking on Sherbrooke after that day’s physiotherapy treatments. I’m sure it wasn’t there before (I mean in my other life, before I entered hospital last September ). The base is tell-tale, the lawn around it not being repaired yet. I didn’t notice at first that the lower part was a reflection of the upper one. I had my mind elsewhere I guess. I was heading to the Quartier des Spectacles to see the swings… and the swingers.

    W… again

    George W. Bush now has his own Presidential library. Isn’t ‘Bush’ and ‘library’ some kind of oxymoron?

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    «That will teach him… He was late returning his books.»
    Cartoon © Garnotte, Le Devoir

    Dreaming of summer

    We’re finally getting milder temperatures, especially in the daytime (around 20 °C). So far so good. Time to clean the balcony for outside living.

    Stupid deaths

    Friday, in the Lac St-Jean region (a hell of a lot more northerly than Montreal), a middle-aged man drowned in a local river while gone fishing with his late-twenties son. He had bought a canoe the day before and they were eager to try it and inaugurate their fishing season. The father made a bad move, the canoe capsized. This time of year, the water is so cold that you lose your strength in a matter of 10 to 15 seconds. The son managed to reach the shore, not the elderly. Neither were wearing a life vest. You know, that thing “real men” don’t need to bother with, that thing “made for sissies”.

    This week, a girl was waiting for the metro at Monk station. She was glued to her cellphone, her mind totally absorbed by what she was doing (texting, whatever…). The train came in, doors opened, then closed, and left as usual. Some stations later, some bystanders noticed blood in the tracks area. It was found out that the girl was stuck under one wagon and had been dragged a few stations. They immediately thought it was another one of those suicides in the metro. However, it was later discovered that the girl was anything but suicidal. It was eventually found out that when the train came at the Monk station and the doors opened, the girl, not leaving her attention from her phone, walked right in. Except it was not a door, it was the space between two wagons and nobody saw her fall on the tracks and the train left.

    Tragedies? Sure. Especially for those remaining. But both were highly avoidable if the victims had acted responsibly. They rather acted stupidly, and that’s why I call them stupid deaths. Unfortunately, these kinds of deaths are a dime a dozen.

    Bangladesh

    The situation of textile workers in Bangladesh, brought about by that building crumbling and killing over 300 of them, appears like an unsolvable catch-22. If we continue buying those clothes, sold by large chains like Costco and many others, we simply let the situation perpetuate. If we stop buying them, those workers will simply not have a job anymore, however underpaying and dangerous they are. It’s quite frustating. Of course, the root causes are well known. People in richer countries want to pay less and less. A cheap shirt comes with a cheap and exploited labor force.

    Miscellaneous

    I had other stuff to post about but I lack time. Right now I have to go post my two income tax returns, which I only finished this afternoon. The ultimate date is April 30. Later this afternoon I went for errands and it got me next to Marché Jean-Talon. It’s one of the first times I can go there and back without having to stop and sit somewhere to catch my breath. I guess that’s what they call progress. Unless it was the sun and warm weather (I went there wearing a summer shirt) which acted like a shot of EPO or whatever is called that stuff Lance Armstrong was so fond of…

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    Hamburgers – Station de métro Laurier – Laurier metro station

    Scènes de Montréal – Montreal Scenes

    Boston etc [more about]

    April 21 – morning

    So it seems that justice is an “à la carte” affair in the U.S. Well at least if those who want the so-called “enemy combattant” label to be used against an American cititizen living in the United States.

    There are a few things that I still can’t piece together. On our allnews French television (RDI), we saw a gentleman who apparently lives either in the house or is a neighbor to the house where the boat was parked (I don’t remember), and who apparently is the one who called the police to report having seen some suspicious activity in or around the boat. Anyways, that’s what those interviewing him were asking him questions about. This was about an hour after the 9,000-strong police squad had kind of missed finding the suspect when they first scooped the area (or at least that’s what I understand) and had lifted the ban on people circulating outside their houses, and also when we (reported by all networks I watched) started hearing gun shots and seeing an armada of police rushing back to the area. To my knowledge, no one expanded about those gun shots, that is where they came from and to whom they were destined. To my knowledge also, the police supplied no information whatsoever about that person, nor even about his mere existence. For them, the suspect “had been found”, period.

    I have two possible explanations for this discrepancy:

    1- I got this thing all wrong.
    or
    2- The police are trying to cover up one if not the worst police blunder in ages.

    April 21 – later in the day

    The stepson of the man who found the suspect in the boat told the real story to Piers Morgan of CNN in a phone interview. He claims his stepfather is a hero. Listening to what he had to say about how it went, I find it hard to disagree. What is extremely lame, though, is the police taking all the credit, the ‘heroes credits’, as if it was them who had found the suspect, all the while being those who has blundered in not finding him. It doesn’t surprise me the least bit. One thing is for sure, we’ll never know who among them were scooping that area. Police organisations are tightly knit and clapped shut like a fresh mussel. In matters of omerta, between them and the mob, it’s six of one and half a dozen of the other. And it’s pretty lame also that it had to be a family member of this man that had to reach the media, who for most ignored completely his role in unfolding the suspect search. Nobody wants a party pooper when it comes to glorifying the police, the troops, whatever…

    I found this column in my daily this morning, written by its specialist in international affairs. It says pretty much the same as I have said in my previous post, but more elaborately. As usual, Google-translated and fine tuned by me.

    MADNESS IN BOSTON
    April 22, 2013 | François Brousseau | International News | Le Devoir ©

    Why this madness? How do we come to prohibit any activity in a city as large as Montreal, to find one – and only one – bomber on the run, an almost adolescent, stalked and disoriented, finally plucked half-dead in a backyard, after making a city and a whole country crazy?

    How can big media, among those who set the tone of public debate, go wrong at this point, multiplying false information about the number of deaths (New York Post), the arrest of suspects (CNN) and ethnicity (Fox News)?

    ***

    There is this American “provincial” insularity, home of ignorance and prejudice, of which continuous news networks and major tabloids have long been the preferred expression. It is expressed today by bloggers and tweeters of all kinds, millions of improvised “experts” in the era of so-called social media.

    Designed somehow apart (and above) of the world, this country remains a psychological island. In the collective memory of the United States, the terrorist attacks against New York and Washington are the largest historical rape of this insularity. And a huge exception to the rule.

    In the decade that followed, this trauma resulted in paranoia, restriction of freedoms… and an incredible deployment of surveillance and counter-espionage in the country, and military interventions abroad. During the 2000s, the obsessive “war on terrorism” has coincided with the restoration of this beautiful island, scandalously violated one single morning in September 2001.

    Iraq and Afghanistan could well be drenched in fire and blood, Americans could well be fighting in those distant lands, and sometimes not coming back alive, Casablanca, London, Madrid could well be deafened by deadly explosions, the American sanctuary, it, had been reconstituted and was holding up.

    On April 15, 2013, in Boston, occurred the first successful terrorist attack in a public space in the United States in 11 years, seven months and four days. This crucial symbolic event woke up the trauma, and with it the overreacting: police deployment extravaganza, mediatic hyperbole and approximations, a large city that stops breathing for more than 24 hours. All this for two artisanal bombs of average power and a miserable commando behind. Ten regiments to swat a fly, a sign of power?

    But beyond the symbolism of the violated sanctuary (albeit an important one for the first interested), what does this new episode tell us on the state of terrorism in 2013? That bin Laden is still dead, and that in the wake of September 11, the anti-Western terrorism – even if it is indeed that – is but a shadow of what it was. That if this murderous act viciously killed three innocent persons and made about fifteen seriously injureds, it has little to do with the hypermurderous and highly professional attacks in New York, Madrid or London.

    (London, where timely reminded by Adam Gopnik on the website of The New Yorker, himself on location on July 7, 2005, “life had resumed its course, cars and public transit were circulating again,” just hours after the terrible explosions of King’s Cross and Tavistock Square.)

    ***

    In Iraq, the same April 15, 2013, ten bombs killed 55 people, including several schoolchildren, and hundreds were wounded in Baghdad and Kirkuk. Literally: at least TEN Boston tragedies in a single day and a single country, which only perpetuate a bloody litany having returned almost daily in this “liberated” country a decade ago by U.S. troops. On the preceding March 19: 12 explosions with 98 killed in Mosul and Baghdad. Similar statistics exist in Afghanistan and Pakistan. Here, it will be bomb attacks. There, U.S. drones aiming a dangerous warlord, but accidentally killing ten civilians in the area.

    But those deads, those of Baghdad, Mosul or Quetta, have no media existence. They are just statistics, while those in Boston have a name, a history, the dignity of respectful treatment in death. And who knows? Maybe even a meaning can be found in their deaths. But keeping, if possible … a sense of proportion.

    Balls galore

    The pink balls will be reinstalled this summer over the stretch of Ste-Catherine St passing through the Gay Village. It would apparently have become an international trade mark. In case some stray newbie on this site would think I’m referring to representations of certain male attributes, I’ll supply this link which has a nice video about those balls, but also, choreographed, the Village itself. The pink-haired drag queen is Mado Lamotte, Montreal’s most famous and a token for more than 25 years. Oh, and those guys outside a gay bath house (sauna) don’t really go outside in real life.

    I read in a free gay magazine (Fugues/May 2013) that 40,000 pink garbage bags will be distributed free to merchants in the Gay Village. Their design is by New York artist Adrian Kondratowicz. The idea behind that design that you can’t miss is to remind people (passersby) about the volume of trash they discard, by making it unavoidingly obvious.

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    On a side note, I’m glad I don’t live in Paris these days. All this homophobic hysteria, including gay beatings, about gay marriage is something hard to understand for us on this side of the big dip. It has been legal in Canada since 2005, 2002 in Quebec which had civil unions before that. To my knowledge nobody here gives a damn about gays marrying, or if some do, they sure are discreet about it. Besides, gays who want to marry are a very small minority amongst gays. At first observation, our civilization has not collapsed yet. We haven’t noticed either any rise in fucked-up kids raised in gay families. In fact, gay families are known to be very loving ones, which can’t be said of all heterosexual ones. More than that, it is kids who had gay parents who were the most instrumental in having Quebec move towards gay marriage. They came to testify at a parliamentary commission and the result was a unanimous vote in the National Assembly in favor of the move. In Ottawa, responsible for the marriage laws per se in Canada, it was members of parliament from Québec who spearheaded the move, and the Liberal government of the time had a bundle of MPs from Quebec, so that’s how history was made. Needless to say, if it would have been the current Conservative bunch of creationists and evangelistics, history probably would have taken a “French” slant, which would have been a good thing since these people choke on themselves over anything “French”.

    But the most damaging arguments against those opposing gay marriage are heterosexuals themselves. In Québec, between 35% and 40% of heterosexual couples are not even married. If not following the traditional marriage between a man and a women is detrimental to children, that would make one hell of a pile of screwed-up children, wouldn’t it? And we’re not even talking of monoparental families, where one of the two supposedly essential role models is not even there. Sheesh!

    Earth Day

    I wanted to participate, if only for a small stretch, to the Earth Day march held yesterday. For remembrance, last year in the turmoil of the “printemps érable”, we were about 250 000, give or take 50 000. Less were expected this year of course. Unfortunately, I woke (or got up rather) way too late and besides, even if it was sunny, it was still rather cold at 6˚C. So I decided to wait for next year.

    I saw on tv that they were a big crowd, several tens of thousands. I also saw that a lot of people appeared in those Radio-Canada news videos and suddenly it occured to me that if I had been seen in those videos, I would have been in trouble. Well, way of speaking. The thing is, the three-times-a-week bandage replacement in my back is still done by nurses coming to my place instead of me going to the local health community services center. The reason being that those trips to the center would tax my general rehab too much, if not my being not strong enough for that. I guess this is no longer really the case. But it would still be a pain in the ass for me, having to go to the center being a lot more consuming, not to mention that it is still winter-like as per temperatures go and all that dressing ups and undressings are a hassle. I’m supposed to have results in mid-May about how the liver intervention turned out and the other surgeon is waiting for that to decide on a quicker way to close that hole I have in the back, and that’s what I tell the nurses who are more and more inquiring. I guess that if one of them had seen me marching downtown, my dog would have been dead, as the French expression goes.

    You’ve got to start somewhere

    Read in the Metro free daily:
    Saudi prince Alwaleed bin Tafal indicated that he supports the idea of permitting women to drive a vehicle. According to Mr. Tafal, authorizing women to drive would preserve “500,000 jobs, besides bringing positive fallouts on the social and economic levels”.

    Nice initiative. Half a millenium after everyone else but still the same, nice move. Next week, if nothing, they’ll permit raped women to wear jewelry when being beheaded for this impurity.

  • A Photo
    Croquant des arachides en écailles – Munching on shelled peanuts – 2013.04.15

    Scènes de Montréal – Montreal Scenes

    Above

    “Above” couldn’t better describe the situation. That squirrel was calmly munching on those peanuts when a cat showed up. In seconds the squirrel was up there in the tree. The cat didn’t even bother to try climbing it. It just continued its way after briefly assessing the situation. Well-fed city cats are becoming lazier by the day.

    Boston etc

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    Cartoon © BADO, Le Droit

    The unprecedented and massive manhunt (or boyhunt considering that the suspect is 19 and that in most states the legal drinking age is 21) could backfire. If that suspect has already left the area, the over million hostages asked to stay home may not find it funny. Some times, too much is like too little.
    Add-in: Just heard that the ‘stay home’ order has been lifted. Good move.

    I also hope for them (the police and all the security people involved) that they have solid evidence that these two guys are the real culprits. Anyone has watched The Central Park Five on PBS this Tuesday? A nice example of what happens when actions are mainly motivated by public (and political) pressure, and paranoia. Some analysts contend this is all a chest-thumping bravado by the U.S. to send a clear message to international terrorists. I share the opinion of those same analysts contending that this is probably a waste of time (and resources) since the two guys are most likely disconnected dreamers who had no connection to speak of with terrorist organisations like Al Qaida and the likes. We’ll only [maybe] know if they catch the second guy alive, which is anything but done. Maybe he is already dead, for all I care.

    According to the @GunDeaths” Twitter account, 3514 Americans were killed by guns since the Newtown massacre. Apparently this is petty matter for a majority of Washington politicians. Obama was extremely pissed after that vote which he called “shame in Washington”. That was an understatement. That vote also shows that, just as it is the case here in Canada, our so-called democracies by representation have become inoperative and essentially a laughing matter.

    Laterz

    So they found him. And more so, alive. Talk of a bonus.

    Question 1 (that will not be answered): why didn’t they find him the first time they scooped that area?

    Question 2 (that will not be answered): does this mean they’ll now move from Watertown to waterboard?

    Question 3 (that I don’t expect to be answered): in view of the 3514 dead by gunshots Americans since Newtown (that’s 28 dead and a few limbs per day – how many again in Boston?) and the daily massacres of civilians in freed by Americans Irak (make your pick between 20 and 60), isn’t that jeering in the streets we see on CNN just a teansy bit indecent all things put into perspective? The police and the army have cleverly taken over a part of the American society, if only for one day, and are now applauded like there’s no tomorrow. What will they do the next time a bombing attack happens, now that their chests are bursting? People should take history classes and get to know how dictators get to take power, especially with whose help. Dictators do not all go by that name. Some act in full view in so-called democracies. “All this for that?”, the saying goes. In one corner, one dead and one captured American kid (let’s not play semantic games here) who will most likely be of little help as per counter-terrorism goes, and in the opposite corner, maybe a bunch of future terrorists wannabes who now know what to do and very especially what not to do. Great! My prediction is that it’s not tomorrow that Americans won’t have to show their toes before boarding one of their planes.

    Giuliani just said something (on CNN) like “we all have to feel together as a nation”. “AS A NATION”. Erin Burnett, her, went with “All the world was watching”. Talk of a coincidence. I was just about to add a paragraph mentioning that in my view, all this extraordinary extravaganza had less to do with the bombing attack itself than with a scratched American ego. Those guys HAD to be caught, whatever the price. National pride was at stake. I’m not talking about the pride involved when Americans think about what others think about them. A majority of them don’t give a damn about this. I’m talking about the pride involved when Americans think of themselves. The cemeteries full of little flags pride. The “heroes” pride. In the States, if everyone has his 15 minutes of fame according to Warhol, each one can also expect to become a 15-minute hero providing he did the job he was hired for, like a firefighter, say. Or someone coming back from abroad in a wooden box (if he’s lucky) or a plastic bag, where he maybe has killed a bunch of civilians.

    Right now on CNN: 23h24 Eastern: «Tonight, the nation is in debt to the people of Boston and Massachussets – Barack Obama». The rest of his speech was a dripping river of the same: America the Great still is. Pride is safe.

    I rest my case. [and duck]

    Of course, my being wrong about all this remains a viable option.

    Swinging into Spring

    The 21 musical swings are back on the Promenade des artistes, until June 2 when the big festivals start to kick in and will use that area. This year, of what I read, the swinging, besides the music, will also interact with a video projected on the Sciences building of the UQAM, the yellow bricked oval building on the right. Oh yeah, the BIXIs are back too.

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    The bagpipe corps of the Black Watch regiment participated in the official ceremonies marking the opening of the swing season. It seems that the swing season was not the only thing opening that day . Damn, I always seem to miss the best parts. Why wasn’t this event publicized beforehand?

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    Tackling failing technology

    After four days of messing around with my computer and the new video card, I finally got it to work, but losing 512 Meg of memory in the process. I can live with that. For those who are familiar with this, Friend found out on the internet that there is a strange incompatibility between my particular motherboard and this particular video card. For some reason, this card can’t stand the presence of a memory card in slot 2 (of 4 slots) in the memory bank. I had two 1 Gb factory installed cards and two 512 Mg I had installed later, for a total of 3 Gb. I have to discard one of the 512 Mg. I could replace the other one with a 1 Gb or even a 2 Gb but until the prices get lower, it will have to wait. However I don’t expect this will happen. They are DDR2, and today the name of the game is DDR3 which are much cheaper. If anything, because of rarity, the DDR2 may even become higher priced with time.

    Infidelity

    For a bunch of reasons, I didn’t visit other sites as much as I would have liked lately. I hate visiting a site and being too pooped [© Biggles] to supply a decent comment. Since I’m pooped many hours per day (aka most of said day) these last months… Hopefully, Spring may bring some much needed unpooping of my tonus.

    Diamond-laced paradises

    LSD turned 70 this week. I don’t know if it means anything. Then again, Lucy was not in my gang back then. She was way too high in the Sky for me.

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    Mont Royal (Mount Royal) – 2005.04.17

    Scènes de Montréal – Montreal Scenes

    Needles

    Something tells me that China is about to experiment an acupuncture job on this wacko if he doesn’t cool off.

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    Caption: The North Korean Frog
    Cartoon © Bado, Le Droit

    Failing technology

    I was about to start preparing my income tax returns on Friday afternoon when my video card decided it didn’t love me anymore. I went to a computer store but they didn’t have in stock the one I needed and they didn’t expect any before Wednesday. They did have a better one going for only 5$ more so, since I do need this computer, I went for it. The card works but not its drivers, which make the computer hang (bluescreen) on boot. So I have an image, but not of the resolution I want. Furthermore I have no sound. I’ve spent a lot of time on this since Friday and am a little fed up. I hate returning the card since it’s not in fault per se. It’s rather Windows and my computer which is not recent enough for that type of card. Friend may come to help me with this one. From what I gathered from the Tangled, this card is tailored for home movie purposes, thus its HDMI sound output, which may be at the source of all those conflicts. I can live with no sound for a few days, but not forever…

    The use of the plural for the income tax returns is not a typo. In Québec we produce two returns, one federal, one provincial. We don’t pay double for federal activities which have been transfered to Québec. Once our federal return is complete, we then deduct 16,5% of the federal income tax due, for this purpose.

    Da Food Section

    Finally, I will post a pic of that lasagna which I had last week, if only to remind me never to buy again those thin and supposedly not requiring any pre-cooking lasagna pastas. I don’t remember if the first serving had more tonus to it, but this second re-heated one was all sagging on itself, due essentially to the thinness of the pasta.

    Then again, maybe the lasagna simply got scared when it saw the witch on the front page of my daily.

    If you think that the white wine looks a lot like water, you are a bright number since it IS water. It’s what you can call collaterals.

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    Stade Olympique – Olympic Stadium – 2005.06.03

    Scènes de Montréal – Montreal Scenes

    Memory and what it’s worth

    About the header pic of a few posts back, I was whining that the weather was so much nicer last year, the marchers of the first big student demonstration in March all dressed up with summer clothes. I realized after the fact that the other header pic about the Earth Day demonstration held one month later, on April 22, saw the marchers back with their winter gear.

    Neighborhood

    Some days ago, my neighbor two houses south brought me some brownies and another home-made delicacy whose name I don’t know. She said the brownies are made with the help of her [severely] autistic kid, who is about ten now. The other candy is made with graham wafers covered with some kind of caramel and blanched almonds. Lots of sugar, but the almonds contain protein I think. And the walnuts in the brownies also. So as far as good food intake for my current condition is concerned, I’m covered I guess if I eat those (something well under way, by now).

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    Is nothing sacred anymore?

    So KFC/Kentucky Fried Chicken (PFK/ Poulet frit Kentucky in Québec) is going boneless. I was wondering if they could still label their chicken “Kentucky Fried” after this. I always thought that this label pertained to a particular way of cooking chicken specific to Kentucky, somethig similar to a controlled designation so to speak, and not simply that the colonel lived there (which I’m not even sure of).

    For having been served something in hospital which was labeled chicken but which I didn’t eat since it didn’t look nor tasted like real chicken, I would be weary about KFC/PFK eventually using that kind of pressed chicken parts (god knows which) instead or the real thing, which minimally has a grain (aka is stranded). Not that I really care though. The last time I ate PFK was in the late eighties. I had no lunch for dinner and decided to try that since I hadn’t had any for a long time. Bad move. I found it to be tasting awful.

    The lasagna epic

    Last summer before entering hospital (for a then expected 10 days or so ) I had prepared a batch of that bolognese-style sauce I use only with spaghetti and for lasagnas and had put it in the freezer in small containers. Some days ago, I unthawed two of those to make a lasagna, sure or myself that I had the required amount or mozarella in the fridge. I distincly remembered having bought a long piece of it maybe a month or two ago. When it came time to make the lasagna, the mozarella was nowhere to be found, so I made something else instead. I took for granted that I probably had used it at some point and had forgotten. You know, aging… The next day, I found the mozarella in the vegetable drawer, a place where I never put cheese. I guess the top portion was crowded and I put the cheese there because it was vacuum sealed and didn’t need to be eaten in a short future.

    So I was now all set. Or so I thought. Although I have a whole cupboard full of pastas, of which two boxes of lasagnas, I had neglected to check what was left inside those two boxes. What I needed were five lasagnas. One box had flat egg-based pastas. The other had regular pastas but with double curly edges (doppia riccia). In other words, mutually incompatible. And yup, neither one of those boxes had the required five. Once again, everything on a standstill. Meanwhile, although a fridge is a good place to store thawed sauce to prevent it from rotting, there’s a limit to what you can expect. So the next day, I took this matter seriously and went to Milano on St-Laurent and bought a box of lasagna, an Italian brand (what else) in the upper price range and which you don’t have to pre-cook (so they say on the box). I cooked them still the same for a few minutes since the recipe on the box mentioned about adding cream to the sauce which of course I don’t do. I don’t like either those cutting the edges cooking methods.

    Then there’s the parmesan. That, thank god, was the least of my worries. After buying a piece of Reggiano after coming back home, I quickly realized that grating it was scorching my invalid hand, unless I wore a glove to hold the grater. I never do this usually but I decided to buy store-grated cheese instead. This said, I had to find real parmiggiano. Most stores which sell grated parmesan, commercially boxed (like Kraft) or in bulk like in some cheese stores, sell a cheese made here in North America and which has nothing to do with real Italian parmiggiano. But for once, a lucky star took the time to shine over my head [and on it these last years ] and I found, during a previous visit to Milano, real grated parmiggiano and, even better for what I want to do with it, mixed with grated Romano.

    There’s a general lesson to be found from all this: when making a simple lasagna becomes the drama of the week, you know your life has become, even if only temporarily, pretty unexciting at the least.

    There’s also a specific lesson to be had: one can fill three paragraphs with what is essentially a non-story, and get away with it.

    Quote

    Heard in the movie Janis et John by the character played by Jean-Louis Trintignant (my translation):

    «You’re like me, Mr Sterni. Every day we are under the impression that we are fighting against the whole world while in fact no one knows we exist.»

    Margaret Thatcher

    What about Margaret Thatcher?

    [answer later... maybe]

    Kim Jong-un

    What about Kim Jong-un?

    [tentative answer... maybe]

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    Cartoon © Serge Chapleau, La Presse

    Da food section

    Not much to declare, I must say.

    Saturday, I had chipolata sausages with baby bok choy, both accompanied by a vegetable that they serve you so often in hospital that you really thought at some point that you’d never have any of it for the rest of your life. Then again, properly cooked “fresh, not frozen” carrots are something different altogether. The bok choy are cooked with scallions (green onions) and a bit of chicken broth.

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    Yesterday I finally had the lasagna. No pic. Who wants to see a dripping lasagna anyways. Since I’m alone to eat it, tonight will also be lasagna night, second instalment so to speak.

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    Jour de la Terre – Earth Day – 2012.04.22

    Scènes de Montréal – Montreal Scenes

    Resurrection 2.0

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    Cartoon © André Philippe Côté – Le Soleil

    Merry-go-round I

    Cartoon found on the net – dates from 2011 – No expiry date.

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    Cartoon © Martyn Turner

    Merry-go-round II

    Snow instead of rain. Not much else changed since last summer…

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    Cartoon © Tom, Trouw (Amsterdam)

    Celebrating lazyness

    Enquiring to someone once about the health virtues of playing golf, I was told that the long walks from hole to hole were it, physically, but also mentally. I guess he was talking about prehistoric times because I don’t see much walk and mental rest in ‘voyaging’ in one of these.

    To make sure not to exercise your back picking up balls, there’s even a ball sucker (no pun intended) for sale out there.

    By the way, I learned on Letterman recently that in the U.S. Americans can now carry two golf clubs with them in airplane cabins. However, this fabulous breakthrough is not available to Canadians on their planes. We’re so retarded. On the other hand, frankly, besides poking into the overlapping blub of fat coming from your 350 pound seat companion, I don’t see too much what is the purpose of carrying golf clubs in airplane cabins.

    Smoking guns

    Oh! I hear there was another shooting, this time at a Fort Knox military installation. Business as usual, in some way.

    Da food section

    No April’s Fool leftovers in this rather simple meal I had Tuesday (April 2): merguez with risotto alla Milanese ma senza zafferano. If I got this right, it means a risotto Milanese but without the safran. Simple meals will be on the menu for some time, because of new limitations. In fact, the simpleness is more about the preparation than the meal itself. Cutting or dicing stuff with mostly only one hand is not a cook’s lifetime dream.

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    Yesterday, I had this. “Poulet chasseur” in French or “Pollo cacciatore” or “Pollo alla cacciatora” by its original Italian name, in English, dunno, hunter’s chicken?? A favorite of mine. As delicious as it is easy to make. Some people put the mushrooms to cook with the chicken. I much prefer to brown them in butter separately, just before serving time, when the chicken is done. They then keep all their fine taste.

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    Finally, I went to Marché Jean-Talon this afternoon. In the short list, I had firm cheese, because of the proteins and blah blah blah. I wanted to try something new so I chose a piece of Aged Leicestershire Red, at least it’s what is marked on the label. It is indeed aged, and the color is dark orange, bordering red. Also printed on the label: “…a traditionally Aged Leicester Red, authentically cloth bound during maturation, aged to perfection then hand selected to ensure the finest quality”. Well, if they say so… I had some with crackers (Breton) after supper and it is indeed quite good. Since I was there (Capitol), and also because it was late afternoon and one must never go food shopping when hungry, I bought two others: an Old Amsterdam [1] which is a kind of aged Gouda, and lastly, a blue from Oregon, aptly named Oregon Blue. I think I’ve already tasted this last one but I don’t remember so it’ll be as if I hadn’t.

    [1] Birds flying towards Wenduine on top of that page.

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    In other foodly news, I started eating the Colomba di Pasqua this morning at breakfast. I calculated that I’ll still have four of the same before I finish it. The woman had said it was smaller. I wouldn’t want to see the larger one. I had the Colomba with kumquat jam. They make a nice couple. By the way, returning from the Marché, I stopped at a large Asian supermarket to buy baby bok choy, for the only reason that I need variety in my life. They had packs of shrunken oranges, aka fresh kumquats. I almost bought one but they are a pain to peel with two hands, so with only one… I also made Jell-O this morning. It is light green in color and the flavor is “Fruit Fiesta”. To be frank, I’ve never seen fruits dancing the salsa together (er… maybe I did but we’ll skip this if you don’t mind ) so I can’t say if that artificial flavor is really the same as a fruit fiesta. I have to take their word for it.

    This and that’s

    There’s so much major stuff happening and which I could discourse about but which would take me too much time, time (or energy) which I don’t have just right now. Among those, this whopping leak about people stashing billions in fiscal paradises, Canada breeding young terrorists, Canada bullying and isolating itself from the rest of the world, the astounding inquest on corruption involving the mob, politicians and the construction industry, in the greater Montreal area but also elsewhere in Québec, daily shootings in the U.S. and its corollary, people arming themselves to the teeth, police violence in Montreal, Jay Leno leaving the Tonight Show (oops, how did this land here?), and so on and so on…

    Roger Ebert died. That’s a loss. Movies help to forget, temporarily, the hideous world we have created.