Month: June 2013

  • A Photo
    Diane Dufresne
    Grand spectacle de la Fête Nationale - Montréal, 24 juin 2013
    Québec's Fête Nationale grand show - Montréal, June 24 2013

    Scènes de Montréal - Montreal Scenes

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    After singing one song, Diane Dufresne came back a little later (wearing a new attire) to sing three more songs, of which the physically demanding Oxygène, at least the way she used to sing it when she was, like say, younger. For this new segment, she was wearing as a vest some kind of mix between a tutu, a science fiction lizard, and the rear end of a late 19th century dress. It was lined in the front with a partially opened zipper. When the song ended, she adressed the crowd and asked them for oxygen, jokingly, in the footsteps of the song, but considering her age, maybe there was a dash of truth in her request. So I guess that's why, when talking to the public, she fully unzipped her vest to catch a bit of fresh air. That's when was revealed her beautiful t-shirt, a real one this time, royal blue studded with those two big white "fleur de lys" on each breast. A huge wink to a record cover of hers from forty years ago. And one which I'm sure she had never done since. That's Dufresne for you. She may be aging, but her imagination has no bounds. I, and those of my age who happen to be a fan of hers, sure recognized that famous paint job photographed in a back alley back then, in the early seventies. But for those attending that concert, 150 000 usually and mostly younger people, how many did? In some way, I took it that it was to us, those who were there in the 70s and who've followed her since, that this wink was being meant for. And maybe it was a way also for her to close the books, who knows?

    Needless to say, I had no idea what she would be wearing on Monday when I posted that record cover in my last post. Just another crazy coincidence, to say the least.

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    Note: Pics above are printscreens from the show produced by Radio-Canada and which is available for some time on the net but for Canadians only. (www.tou.tv).

    Strange echoes

    I personally didn't attend the show. I'm past the age of finding it "cool" to stand up for three hours in a park along with 150,000 others who, for the most part, see nothing except what's shown on the big screens. Not to mention that it rained like hell in the afternoon and like purgatory for most of the evening. So I watched most of it (the show, not the rain) on a smaller screen, my tv. Midway into the show, I decided to leave and go to the local event which is held yearly on De Castelnau St, near marché Jean-Talon. About a 10 to 15 minute walk. The sky was foggy and it was quite humid. As soon as I got outsisde, I heard music seemingly coming from a street eastbound, where there is a large schoolyard. I figured it came from there, or from the alley longing it, some neighbors maybe having their own Fête Nationale party. The other one, where I was heading to, is westbound, so what I was hearing couldn't be it. So I started to stroll up to Jean-Talon St where I was to turn left. All along the way, and until I did get to De Castelnau, the music kept bouncing from east to west to east until I realized that it were the buildings, some low, some others higher, that kept fooling me. The higher the building, the louder the sound. It was quite eerie, especially that it was around 22h30 and city noise was at a minimum. One thing I know, if I were a visitor and trying to find the party on De Castelnau by following the music, I'd be dead of exhaustion before getting there. Luckily, since I live in the area, I didn't need a GPS. When I got there, I was surprised at the number of people there. A few thousand by my estimates. And for the vast majority, youngsters, in their twenties. There's a large area in front of the church where they install a medium-sized stage, but the closed to traffic area is much larger, spanning on De Castelnau for 3 or 4 streets, but also all connecting intersections. In the daytime, it's more a family-oriented affair, but there's music all day on the stage, and lots of food (and beer) for sale at different stands. When I got there, it was the last group of the day: Bernard Adamus. He is a Polish immigrant who arrived in Montreal with his parents when he was three. His music is eclectic and his musicians, far out. Besides Adamus and his guitar, the drummer had a full set of drums/percussions, the bass was one of those humongously big sousaphones, there was another who only played trombone, and two others were dazzling their fingers on keyboards, which they traded for another trombone and a trumpet at times. They were all shrouded in a sea of that wax smoke that it almost looked like the stage was on fire. In some ways it was. And the crowd also. Including four girls who were dancing on their apartment's balcony overlooking the stage across the street. With the general atmosphere brought about by the foggy skies, and the loudness of the music, just being there fell in the 'feel good' department. The show ended at around 23h20, after two (or three?) curtain calls (so to speak, they were more like beer calls ). If I remember well, Adamus was also there last year but at the time I didn't know who he was.

    Below is a studio session done for a popular Radio-Canada radio show dedicated to 'emerging' music. The first song, 'Diligence' is the one that they were playing soon after I got on the site. The sousaphone here is replaced by an upright cello bass, the drums are minimal, I don't see any keyboards, but the essential is there. Something vaguely East-European. Slightly ROM. And pretty much Montreal, I'd dare to say. In the sense that I don't think this kind of music could sprout elsewhere in Canada. We saw the same with Arcade Fire, and other groups of the kind.

    When I first saw them on that stage with that huge sousaphone and playing that music, I thought I had suddenly landed in the middle of a Fellini movie.

    I you like trombone and banjo, have a look at the third song (8m13s). It's called Brun [la couleur de l'amour] (Brown [the color of love])

    The language of those songs makes them a modern version of what we used to call in French "chansons paillardes" (ribald, bawdy, libertine maybe?)

    The usual game

    Notwithstanding that if there's an area where heads of states blatantly lie in each other's face without even cracking a smile it sure is the spying business, it still remains that China and Russia probably didn't appreciate at all that the U.S. has been spying at large on their citizens. They won't say it upfront, of course, but there are diplomatic tricks that will get the message across just as effectively. Like suddenly finding some documents to be 'incomplete'. Or refusing to make an exception when there's no extradition treaty in place. On the the other end of this tug-of-war, the message will be very well understood but still the same they will play the offended virgins. Business as usual, in this department.

    Balls, balls, balls

    I went to Milano's on Thursday and noticed something new in the specialty pastas department (read expensive ). They are little balls the size or peppercorns, and of different colors between light yellow and light brown. I had never seen these things nor did I know if they were pasta or not. Since the were shelved with other fancy pastas of the Rustichella brand, I figured they must be. The price at 7,29$ for 500g was anything but as astounding as this discovery. . I wrote the info on a piece of paper with the firm intention to check it out once back home.

    Well, they are a specialty of south-western Sardinia. Do you know someone who comes from south-western Sardinia? I do.

    These pellets are called fregula sarda which means Sardinian fregula. Now what is fregula you may ask? Gee, I asked myself that same question but found it more reliable to ask it to Google who told me that Wikipedia was in the knowing. That's where I learned that this special pasta would have been imported [to Sardinia] by Ligurian immigrants come from the Genoese colony of Tabarka in Tunisia. That's a strange course. Maybe they shipwrecked on their way back to their former home. Before or after, another Genoan sold his services to a Spanish queen and came back, him from the Americas, with tomatoes which incidentally crave to be saucy in the company of fregula pasta and clams.

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    Wandering mind

    While walking to Milano (see previous section) I started to reflect on the abbreviation PM. Which means I'm overly curious or overly bored. For those using a 12 hour clock system, it is widely used to mean "Post Meridiem", or simply put, "afternoon", stretched to its limits up to 23h59. It occured to me that it could, and this covering the same period of time, be also a diminutive for Post Mortem, aka a period of time used to reflect on all which one could have done in the pre-PM period (affectionately called 'morning') and which one neglected to do for a bunch of reasons which we'll conveniently regroup under the designation 'procrastination'.

    I always had trouble remembering what procrastination meant. For some reason, I always thought it meant some kind of castration of the mind. Which brings me to a typically Canadian 'other' meaning for PM. It stands for Prime Minister, although that in the current situation, the one holding this job is anything but prime. He's more on the dinausorian side of things. And, to top it off, his almost criminal negation of human-generated climate change and obliteration of those who say otherwise can only be the work of someone having a castrated mind.

    Update June 30 - PM

    Two extra meanings for PM: Pre-Moving and Post-Moving.

    The annual movers' pas de deux has begun. I've seen two or three moving vans close to my place, of them one for the pyromaniac neighbor in the back [*]. Those moving today are the lucky ones. Their new dwelling is ready to occupy, be it another rented apartment or condo, or a freshly constructed new one. Tomorrow will be another story. Quite often, those who move will find that those who lived in their new dwelling have not vacated the premises yet, waiting for their moving apparatus, whether it's a professional company or a friend's trailer. . Or those who lived there have to put their stuff on the sidewalk until their own truck arrives. Or civility kicks in and the new dwellers permit the old dwellers to stash all their stuff in one room, in the meantime (when this happens, you can replace 'mean' here with 'beer'). One way or the other, all this buzzing activity is preferably done on a sunny day rather than a rainy one, needless to say. This year will bring along a little extra fun. The residential contruction industry is currently on strike (since 2 weeks) which means that those newly built condos with a tight delivery schedule may just not be ready for July 1st. In a case like this, the new dwellers have a priority, and the old dwellers just have to find some way to live until their newly built dwelling is delivered.

    All I can say is that here on July 1st, if you see someone who is moving and is holding a Canadian flag near his face, it is not at all to kiss it, but more so to wipe away the sweat on his/her face. But this is irrelevant since very few people in Montreal own a Canadian flag. And that's regardless of their political beliefs. As a rule of thumb, Francophones don't have any. Generally, for the Anglophones, those who have a mast in their yard to put it on own one. The others go to the Old Port on Canada Day where the federal government distributes them free, by the ton, and which they discard soon after. All in all, there's about just the immigrants who are willing to buy one with their own money. I exagerate? Maybe, but so little. Really. Viva Can-a-Duh!

    Today is sunny, and the same expected tomorrow. That's good news for those moving.

    [*] One of the neighbors facing my building in the back was a Latino family, with two very young children. Their rented condo was just above ground level, with a rear patio/balcony which I can directly see from mine, but that dwelling was not that big for a family of four so I guess it's why they moved. The man in that family was the one doing the cooking. And for him, cooking meant BBQ. Almost year-round. And latino style. He used one of those round charcoal briquettes BBQ, the type you light after generously wetting them with lighting fluid. The flame(s) then produced can be one meter high and last a minute or two. This all by itself is dangerous in an urban environment, let alone on a balcony with three others above it. But what made matters worse is that this guy did not think that heavy gusty winds was sufficient reason to make something different for supper. Once, when it was awfully windy, the flames almost kissed the bottom of the balcony above. And the guy was inside, not even watching after his hell machine. --- I see that the new neighbors are already here. You can tell they are probably students: young guys, an elderly white-haired man helping them, and a two-wheel trailer containing basic furniture.

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  • A Photo
    Diane Dufresne, circa 1973
    Dans une ruelle quelque part dans l'est de Montréal
    In a back alley somewhere in east end Montreal

    Scènes de Montréal - Montreal Scenes

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    Front side of album À part de d'ça, j'me sens ben released in 1973, where Diane Dufresne appears with her breasts in the nude except for a body painted t-shirt reproducing the Québec flag. Dufresne in a May 20, 1978 interview to Le Devoir: «I wore a fleur de lys [lily flower] on my breasts because I wanted it to be the closest possible to my heart». The posing bystanders, of which many children, are residents of the area where the pic was taken. On our talk show "Tout le monde en parle", she mentioned that the original photoshoot was set in the countryside in the midst of black flies, so they decided to move to more hospitable grounds.

    Eternals

    Some songs are called eternals because they are ageless. You can listen to them decades and decades later and they haven't gathered a single wrinkle. Some of them also double as classics in the sense that they are so universally known that they have become akin to household words. Such a song is "Ordinaire" composed by Québec's first true rocker, on lyrics by Mouffe, his female companion of the time. That time is 1970. Charlebois, like many others at the time, went to California for three months in 1968 and came back transformed. You can truly say he rocked Québec's boat. This song however is more in the introspection rather than rock side of things. This recent performance, forty years later and sung by an aging Charlebois, seems like it could have been written yesterday, so much it was ahead of its time. Diane Dufresne, who was participating in the same show, made a cameo appearance, adding her own verse at some point. I did not understand the ending of the last sentence of that verse and it being an ad hoc performance, there is no trace of it anywhere on the net, hence the question mark.

    Note: the song starts at 2 min 32 sec. (lyrics below)

    ORDINAIRE
    Music Robert Charlebois Lyrics: Mouffe

    {Translation from http://lyricstranslate.com/en/ordinaire-ordinary.html, slightly modified by me}.

    I'm a very ordinary guy
    At times I feel like not doing anything anymore
    I'd smoke pot, I'd drink beer
    I'd make some music with big Pierre
    But I gotta think about my career
    I am a popular singer

    You want me to be a God
    If only you knew how old I feel
    I can't sleep anymore, I'm too nervous
    When I sing, I feel a little better
    But this job, it's dangerous
    The more you give, the more people want

    When I'll be done for and living on the street
    My large public, I won't have it anymore
    That's when I'll end up stark naked
    The day when I can't do it anymore
    There will be others, younger, crazier
    To make dance the boogaloos

    I love my fellow men, I love my public
    All I want is for things to click
    I don't give a damn about the critics
    They're just sympathic losers
    I'm not a psychedelic clown
    My life, it's all about music

    Diane Dufresne:
    When I'll be tired of singing for singing
    When I'll be fed up of laughing and laughing
    Then one evening, all alone in the dark
    I'll sing to make me fall asleep
    To fall asleep once and for all
    Just for the kick to go up to the end
    Far from the spotlights, yeah, [?]

    If I sing it's for me to be heard
    When I scream it's too defend myself
    I'd like it if people could understand
    I'd like to travel all around the globe
    Before I'm dead and buried
    To see what the rest of the world looks like

    All around me there's war
    Fear, hunger and misery
    I'd like for all of us to be brothers
    That's why we're on Earth
    I'm not a popular singer
    I'm nothing but an ordinary guy

    Ordinary...

    In 1970, Charlebois also went to Rome to sing, in duo with Italian pop star Patty Pravo (Nicoletta Strambelli), a well-known poem by Arthur Rimbaud, «Sensation», written by Rimbaud when he was 16, and for which Charlebois had composed the music. The poem itself was adapted to Italian by Sergio Bardotti and the song was called «La Solitudine». Videos of both are available on the net via the links below. But this is not my immediate motive to mention this. It's because, by one of those surprises that leave you mouth wide open, I stumbled by pure accident on a version of «Ordinaire» sung in Italian, and by Charlebois himself. Needless to say a version I had no clue even existed. All I can figure is that it was probably recorded during that same trip to Rome.

    So for our friend in Wenduine, and other Italians out there, here is «NORMALE» :

    Links for "Sensation" and "La Solitudine". I won't even try to translate a Rimbaud poem. Maybe there's one out there on the net.

    Sensation [FR] http://youtu.be/fjzlT_x0LaY
    La Solitudine [IT] http://youtu.be/CQRSfsgn7Js -

    Passages

    Nelson Mandela is dying. Sad news, although not unexpected, considering his age and especially the hard life he had.

    I remember having gone to see him, with thousands of other Montrealers, when he came here not long after having been released from jail. At the time he was persona non grata in the States, where he was considered a terrorist. The then Canadian government, although a Conservative one, was one of the world leaders in promoting the abolishment of apartheid in South Africa, against the will of some other powerful countries I won't name. If it would happen today, with the current cromagnons and creationist federal government we have, he'd be left to rot in jail until the end of times. Is is worth mentioning that the then Prime-Minister, Brian Mulroney, was a Quebecer, while the current cromagnon is a proud tar-sands-lovin' Albertan? Maybe not. Then again, maybe yes, for once. Ok, maybe twice.

    Duh [almost]

    Speaking of those cromagnons whose Canadian base is Calgary, Alberta, they must feel that God hates them these days. After all, since they took power in Ottawa in 2003, they have been steadily active in making sure that any federally funded outfit, research scientists included, would either be dismantled or fired or menaced to be if they dared to go against their dogmas that global warming is a fairy tale, that tar sands are a benefit for the planet and that human activity, especially economic activity, has nothing to do with climate change, if such change really exists. I gather of this that a logical conclusion would then be that if things go wrong, it can only be an 'act of God', as the jurists suavely put it.

    Well, these days, southern Alberta is under water up to its eyeballs, even including large sections of their sacred city, Calgary. Their Premier talks of an economic disaster. Me thinks that some of them must think that God's 'intelligent design' may have a few flaws. Well, gosh, how can I put this... are we supposed to be sympathetic?

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    Rue Notre-Dame - Vieux Montréal - 2013.05.15

    Scènes de Montréal - Montreal Scenes

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    We've got a few of those weirdos too. Our American side I guess.

    The joke of the day

    The American government, which through the NSA and other organisations, has been conducting an unprecedented worldwide espionnage operation on the citizens of this planet, is charging whistle-blower Edward Snowden for espionage. I'm not too sure what English word can best describe the absurdity of this situation.

    Job opportunity

    I need a medical secretary. This month alone I had to show up at one appointment with my surgeon, one appointment with my hepatologist, one appointment with a urologist, one appointment with my personal doctor, three blood sucking sessions, one call to my local health services center to make sure I can get my back bandage replaced if ever I drive east to see my mother in July, all this knowing that Monday, Wednesday and Friday mornings I have to stay home to have said bandage replaced, and Monday and Wednesday afternoons I have to go downtown for my physiotherapy and ergonomy treatments, plus one extra treatment relating to forearm/fingers sensitivity (with an extra one on July 4), plus thinking about renting a car for said trip to the East, let alone deciding dates for such, and feeding daily the downstairs shrimp while my neighbors are gone to Finland, and the same weekly for my inside plants. Somewhere in there I have to plug in some time for personal hygiene and feeding my body. Comes to think of it, if I had pets on top of that, it would kill me quicker than a hospital nasty bacteria.

    Blog? Oh yeah, that blog!

    In view of the above, and if I do travel back east around the 6th of July, I may have a little problem with the aftermath of Xanga's funeral. Squarely put, I didn't have the time (or resolve) to adress this issue and my current Plan B comes July 16th can be summed up in one word: Geez! Although I don't have a clue how it works, I've reserved a little place in my heart for WordPress. I just hope this prospected love is not just a one-way affair.

    Milestones

    A few days ago, I went to Marché Jean-Talon to get some stuff. I needed to go also to my 2nd closest supermarket (± 400 meters from my pad). That would have meant a 20-minute walk, at least, just to get there. I checked the BIXI stations, many bikes were available so I picked one, put my stuff in the front tray and left.

    It sounds like nothing put like that, but it was the first time since last summer that I used a BIXI. After all I've been through, it may not have been a giant step for mankind, but it sure was one for me. Especially that I still have pain and numbness in my left hand. Summer can now officially start.

    Fête Nationale

    Monday, June 24, is Québec's National Day. As I'm sure I've explained before, "national" here does not mean "country" but "nation in the French meaning of the word". It is also called by some "La Saint-Jean" or "La Saint-Jean Baptiste" because St John the Baptist was the saint patron of French-Canadians long before Canada even became a country (somewhat, in 1867). He is still the patron saint of French Canadians living west of Québec, essentially because they have the same origins. In the east, the Acadian, a separate people, have their own patron saint and National Day (August 15). Of course, for many Quebecers including me, we still hope that one day "national" will also refer to its English meaning.

    The party has already begun in day-care centers and schools. Today I could see toddlers coming back home with the blue "fleur de lys" painted on their face, and there was loud music this afternoon coming from a nearby school. But it's Monday that most events will happen (in Montreal). Of course there are the big mega-events, but also a lot of community gatherings around the city, some larger, some smaller in people's yards. This is made possible because on June 24, by law, no one can be forced to work. Therefore, except for small business outfits run by their owner, the city is for all purposes closed to business. It also means that supermarkets and wine stores are closed like everything else. So one has to prepare accordingly in the preceding days.

    I also have to fetch my small Québec flags from storage and install them here and there on my balconies. Until July 2. Them being there on July 1 is even more important than on June 24. I should stop saying that the current Canada (since 1840 in fact) means nothing to me because in fact it does mean something. And it's not pretty, that's all I can say (without becoming vulgar).

    Rock & Roll & Blues & Gerry

    I seldom (if ever) had to post the French lyrics along with a French song, but this one is in Québec slang and for Europeans it probably sounds like Chinese. The lead singer is the late Gerry Boulet and the group is Offenbach, the best rock & blues group ever in Québec's history. The first song is of course a cover of Georgia on my mind. No need to present that one.

    CÂLINE DE BLUES
    Lyrics: Pierre Harel/Gerry Boulet
    Music: M. Lamothe

    Câline de doux blues
    Câline de blues
    Faut que j'te jouse

    Câline de doux blues
    Câline de blues
    Faut que j'te jouse

    Ma blonde a sacré l'camp
    J'ai rien que toé
    Pour passer l'temps

    L'autr' soir, l'autr'soir
    J'ai chanté du blues
    L'autr' soir l'autr'soir
    Ça l'a rendu jalouse

    Anyway, les femmes
    Sont jalouses du blues
    Câline de blues
    Faut que j'te jouse

    Câline de doux blues
    Câline de blues
    Faut que j'te jouse...

    For European French speakers:
    câline -> variante politiquement correcte (avant le temps) du juron québécois "câlice". Ces jurons sont appelés 'sacres' probablement parce qu'ils sont issus pour beaucoup des rituels de la religion catholique (pour des raisons historiques). On dit aussi "arrête de sacrer" à quelqu'un qui les utilise trop ou dans un contexte inconvenant.
    jouse -> joue
    sacré l'camp -> foutu le camp

    For anglo-saxons:
    câline like all québécois swearwords is untranslatable. Contrary to the anglos who litter their language with 'fuck' and its variations, the number of swearwords in Quebec (and French Canada also) boggles the mind, especially that each one also can be used as an adjective, an exclamation, a verb, and so on... 'Câline' is a socially acceptable variation of "câlice" which is a chalice.

    Tentative translation in English

    Darn sweet blues
    Darn blues
    I must play youz
    {repeat}

    My girl buggered off
    I've only got you
    To spend my time

    The other evening, the other evening
    I sang some blues
    The other evening, the other evening
    It made her jealous

    Anyway, women
    Are jealous of the blues
    Darn blues
    I must play youz

    Darn sweet blues
    Darn blues
    I must play youz

    Technically, for rhyming purposes, it should be 'jealouz'.

  • A Photo
    2013.06.13

    Scènes de Montréal - Montreal Scenes

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    No need to call the City and ask permission to reserve parts of a residential street when moving. This is how it's done, preferably late in the day before the move, and preferably also with dangling posters mentioning reason of such. This is high moving season in Montreal, with its peak on July 1, also known as Canada Day. For most Montrealers, those moving or helping those who do, at least, Canada Day sums up to sweat, back pain, pizza and a case of beer. For those not moving, it's mostly a day off although open businesses are anything but a rarity.

    Kling-Ker-Klang

    Monday, I met Oscar. He's very lively. He's also very dead. My physiotherapist wanted to show me 'de visu' what the exercises she wanted me to do would do to the two long bones in my left forearm, in permitting them to twist on themselves. So what better way to show how those bones articulate than to show them in all their glory. Oscar is a lifesize squeleton. Since he's got no tendons nor muscles, and frankly is as dry as the Mojave desert, when you touch him the whole thing starts to rattle with a clanging sound like those rattlers that the lepers used in the good old days when they starred in biblical films with Charlton 'NRA or die' Heston. All I can say is that an image is indeed worth a thousand words. Now I know how those two bones work when you turn your forearm on itself to send the finger.

    LE MUR DU SON (THE SOUND BARRIER)
    by Robert Charlebois
    1972

    I want to break the sound barrier
    And propel this song,
    Mix the rhythms, find the tone,
    The Instruments, the voice, the key

    Give the note that will make
    Three Americas sing in unison
    I want to write it in the sky
    I see all of you with wings

    You listen to me head-high
    Loving one another
    They'll come from everywhere
    Those who stand up

    I want to be more than a bird,
    More than a plane, a U.F.O.
    I want to be a meteorite,
    Drag you into my orbit.

    I want to break the sound barrier
    And propel this song,
    Mix the rhythms, find the tone,
    The instruments, the voice, the key

    Give the note that will make
    All the universe sing in unison
    We will cease to be mortals
    To at last become eternal
    Eternal...
    Eternal...

    Coitus interruptus

    Benji Netanyahou is not happy. Not at all. I'd even go as to say that he is pissed. He has been working for years to build some kind of support for an Israeli attack on Iran's nuclear facilities. Now those Iranian party poopers have sent the overexcited Ahmadinejad back to his formol jar and elected someone who passes for moderate and, oh sacrilege, even says he'd deal with the Americans. BenYamin just doesn't take it.

    Blimps galore

    Google is working on a project that would send a carload of balloons in the stratosphere so as to offer rapid internet connections to isolated or poorly served regions. Excluding any philantropic motivations (we're talking about Google here), the question that pops up is "Why?". They are testing this new system in and over New Zealand, basically because it's in the middle of nowhere so if it is screws up, the damage won't spread, and also because NZ is part of the anglophone world which would make things easier. At least that's what I read in an Agence France-Presse article from its correspondent in Wellington, NZ, and which I won't bother linking here since it's in French, therefore not GoogleStratosphere compatible.

  • A Photo
    Rue Ste-Catherine (Village Gai) - 2013.06.13

    Scènes de Montréal - Montreal Scenes

    Out of order

    What an awful Spring. Here and most everywhere. Floods near Québec Ciity and, I heard, most of western Canada, also in Germany, in Budapest, not to mention one tornado after another in the U.S. and waterspouts (trombes) over the seas. I have a cinch this Summer will not be one we'll remember with a tear in the corner or the eyes. The best is not to think about it, so techniically this section of my post is totally out of order.

    Ridicule does not kill, it heals

    It's amazing what props they use in physiotherapy or ergotherapy. Often games you will find in kindergartens, you know, little pegs of different sizes that you must insert in matching holes on small board, and the likes. Or doughnuts of different sizes and colors you have to stack on a cone while holding your hand backwards. Or hold a paint roller and paint the wall with no paint, that sort of thing. When you first enter a room and see others using those props in the course of their treatment, you first find it a little ridiculous, until you realize all the benefit these simple props bring. The therapists also take hold of your arm and do strange movements with it, all the while holding it and your shoulder so close to their bosoms that in other circumstances it would be called sexual agression. In those cases, I thank gawd I'm not hetero. Especially that those girls are young women in their mid to late twenties and all look and dress like amazons. A contrario, I was also thankful that my therapists were all women, cause the three male therapists working there... omg, like I said, thank gawd I ended up with women. It does not, however, prevent me from eyeing them discretely while I'm being bosomized.

    I'm now at the stage where I have to resensitize some parts of my forearm and hand. To do this requires to apply each day, for 5 to 10 minutes, a small vibration to those areas. For this, they asked me to buy an electric vibrating toothbrush. I found one (Oral-B) for less than 10$. Since I'm not in the bathroom when I use this.. er.. physiotherapy instrument, I kind of arranged to let my upstairs and downstairs neighbors know that I was into this kind of skin revival. This house being a century old and all wood, noises spread easily especially when it's calm, that is in daytime and nightime (aka when the kids are either out at the daycare or sleeping), so I wouldn't want them to think that noise came from another kind of vibrating equipment, if you know what I mean.

    Music is also a prop at times. Many people in the readaptation hospital where I was must relearn to walk or simply stand up by themselves, often following a a stroke or the likes (I fitted in the 'likes' section). One prop I've seen them using for this is music. Dancing, in fact. Once a while during my physiotherapy sessions, there'd be an elderly woman (strokers are rarely young) who'd be helped by a therapist holding her by the waist and making that woman's day by helping her dancing [or trying to] on this music. By her gleeming face, you could tell see how much the therapy was not only effective in unfreezing her leg muscles, but also her morale. The song is "C'est bon pour le moral" (It's good for the morale) by the Compagine Créole.

    On the last (12th) floor of that readaptation hospital, there's a small library (books, videos, etc) and also the three computers available for patients. Once when I went there around noon time to check my emails, I faced about twenty or so patients, men and women, plus many therapists, having a good time dancing on this other well-known song (also known as the Club Med song). Some of them could barely follow the steps, held by therapists, while others less disabled were giving a go at it. It smelled good of human warmth.

    Acting like a Turkey

    What goes on in Turkey reminds me so much of last year's events during the student uprising right here in Montreal. The same approach: a well defined problem pops up (student tuition fees here, unwanted urban development there), a government thinking it holds DA TRUTH and over-reacting or not reacting at all, depends, discounting the protests as some thingie fueled by extremists, and which should die by using police repression. Then you have a population, already fed up to the hilt with a bunch of other issues, taking sides with the protesters, turning the whole thing into a major social crisis. Nothing new mind you. Examples of this type of stupid governental approach are a dime a dozen.

    Acting like rats

    New York's administration has implemented the BIXI in Manhattan. They are called CitiBikes and are painted a nice blue. The reaction of some New Yorkers we've seen on television just boggles the mind. Listening to them, it's like civilisation is under attack. One thing is for sure, on the list of bicycle-friendly cities, New York is in the sewers.

    PUT that IN your pipe

    Thursday, after a medical appointment at St-Luc Hospital, I elected to go for a stroll in the Gay Village, just to check things out compared to last year. And also maybe to have a coffee with Friend while he had lunch, if I could reach him, which I couldn't. Just finding a payphone was an adventure all on its own. They are disappearing faster than global warming is setting in. When I did find one, I called but it landed in his answering service. Since I had used the only two quarters (aka 25 cents, for Europeans) I had, that was it. I don't want to carry a portable phone with me all the time but it seems I soon won't have any other choice. Unless telepathy makes dazzling progress in a short term, which I doubt.

    Anyways, Ste-Catherine in the Village is like it was last year: closed to cars until September for about 1,5 km, the overhead pink balls are there again, so are about a hundred tents/booths occupied by artists of different disciplines. While I was walking eastbound, I saw coming in the other direction a bunch of toddlers, all holding those snake ribbons so as to not get lost, and accompanied by two or three day care workers. Let me just say that by definition, in this kind of gay area, those artist booths did not necessarily put on display images of Mary or selling home-made rosaries, if you understand what I mean. That's when I thought about Putin, Vladimir that is, and the bunch of homophobic Russians populating his Douma, and much of Russia also apparently. It also came to my mind that under that new law they voted recently, those booths would simply not be tolerated, and that those day care workers would be sent to prison faster than Vladimir would get an erection riding bare-breasted on one of his horses.

    That's when in my mind, I uttered a silent but well sent «UP YOURS, VLAD! AND PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE (OR YOUR ASS, IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY).»

    No brainer

    Remember that girl who fell between two metro wagons and was dragged for a while, suffering a horrible death? You'd think that all those iPhone addicts would have taken notice. Well, you overestimate humans. This week again, and again a girl, fell between two wagons, and again because she had all her attention concentrated on her portable thingamagig. This time around, someone saw a hand passing in front of a window and ensuing cries of terror. Luckily, some people managed to find and pull the handle to prevent the train to leave the station. I say luckily, because strictly on merit, she did not deserve to survive. Once is an accident. Twice is being irresponsible.

    No brainer, but possibly excusable

    There's a railroad lining Rue de la Commune in the old port. It's not used frequently but it is used. The other day, there was a train on it, and it was night tme. A group of people tried to cross on the other side by using the space between two wagons. Unfortunately for a woman of about 30, when she crossed is when the train started to move again. She lost foot, fell, and lost two legs by the same token. Maybe her life also if she doesn't survive. Anyone having lived near railroads knows that when a cargo train starts to move, it makes a gigantic sound resulting from each anchor snapping one after the other, and that the last place to be when this happens is between two wagons, especially if standing on one of those anchors. That's why I say this was excusable, but only if that woman was a "city girl". City people, those born and having lived in big cities all their lives, are often clueless about these things.

    Anniversaries

    I was listening to the Swiss radio this afternoon and I learned that "Djeuuny" turns "septante ans" today. That's how they pronounce Johnny in French-speaking Europe, when they are referring to Johnny Hallyday. Over there, for half the population, there's God then there's Johnny. For the other less religious half, there's Johnny. It's not very important since practically no one in English-speaking North America knows who he is. Even in Quebec, if he is known, it's often by hearsay or a few old songs that made it to the Top Something. Since he often sang French versions of English-language songs, I guess we rather listened to the original in this patch of land. He's a rocker by the way, for those who don't know him. The motorcycle type of rocker, a specimen rather popular in Europe I think. Here motorcycles are more associated with the Hell's Angels and others who, despite their name, are not as close to God as one may think. BTW, septante is another form of soixante-dix (seventy) coming from popular latin. It's still much in use in Belgium and in the French part of Switzerland and in a lesser occurence in eastern France.

    Incidentally, I learned also this week that Mick Jagger and myself were born on the same date, July 26. Not the same year obviously. I'm a 1950 model, he's the older 1943 one. A war child, so to speak.

    Rolling roaches

    The Rolling Stones were here Sunday. They also gave a concert here Sunday evening. I think the two events are related. . Anyways, it was apparently a very good one, so says the music crirtic of my paper who's an unconditional fan of the Stones, and this is an understatement. Ticket prices, however, were steep enough to make a stone roll on itself.

    On a side note, I heard someone say that if ever there's a world nuclear war, the only survivors would be cockroaches and The Stones.

    Sixties II

    Speaking of the Stones, their arch-rivals The Beatles also were here but in the early sixties. It was a big event then so they are staging an exhibit underling the fiftieth anniversary of that Beatles visit to Montreal (at Musée Pointe-à-Callière in old Montreal). John Lennon's yellow hippyized Rolls Royce is also part of the exhibit. http://pacmusee.qc.ca/en/exhibitions/the-beatles-in-montreal-50-years-later

    Asylum

    I don't know if I would be allowed to give political asylum to Edward Snowden. But I do know what I'd want to do with him if I could. Nuff said. Besides, he's into pole-dancing bimbos, of what I read so my chances are as dim as not having the NSA lurking this post. After all, I'm a foreigner using an American-based program, am I not?

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    «What makes you think we are listening to your conversations?»

    Cartoon © BADO, Le Droit

    More about cheese...

    I went to marché Jean-Talon this afternoon because I went yesterday. OK, maybe this could be expanded upon somewhat. I did go yesterday to buy some potted fine herbs, for transplanting purposes. I had a little list of the four I had settled on: basil, thyme, rosemary and sage. When I was there I saw some chives which I always plant also when I lose it in the winter. So I took one of them, along with thyme, rosemary and sage. I deposited them on the tray where you pay the grower. I looked on my little list and quickly counted four items, then looked at the tray and, yup, four items there also so I paid and left. It's only when I got back home that I noticed the conspicious absence of the basil, the most important and the very reason I had been to the Marché. So today, it was take two. To make the pill less hard to swallow, I also added to the list some tarragon.

    What's all of this got to do with cheese? Well, nothing really.

    However, since I was there, I decided to enter Capitol just in case I'd be tempted by something (the food slut thing...). That's when I noticed a square soft rind cheese which I had never seen before. It's Italian, made with cow and sheep's milk, and called Robiola. It had nice scents and would it not be for its price, I may have been tempted to try one. They were 250 gram squares I think (I didn't check but by the size that would about be it). What I did check was the price. This one didn't steal its name: 72,99$ a kilo.

    I went on Google images and search to try to find more about this cheese. I found this American site selling it in 8 oz format for 16,95$ a piece. It was Italian so I figure it's the same, even if not the same brand. I say this because apparently some American companies make a local version of it which, as everyone knows can't be the same since Italian grass can only grow in Italy, unless I missed something important in my education. I was also curious about price comparisons, especially that 73$/kg is unusually high for cheese. Bad idea. Trying to convert information stemming from the mickey mouse American weights and measures sytem into the sane and way too logical metric system is simply looking for trouble. But had I the choice? (this is the answer -> no)

    So here is how I figured it out. There may be simpler algorythms (really?) or more complicated ones (I'll buy that).

    Problem to solve: Is this cheese cheaper in the U.S. or in Canada (not taking into account exchange rates which since some time put both dollars pretty much at par).

    Put A: 8 oz = 16,95$ (in U.S)
    Put B: 1 kg = 73,00$ (in Canada)

    Operation A - Determine if [oz] is volume or mass (can be both). Result by empirical induction: mass
    Operation B - Find how many ounces in a kilo. If Einstein is not a common name in your genealogical tree, an external calculator is required for this. Result: 35,273 oz
    Operation C - Find out how many 8 oz there are in 35,273 oz. Same condition as above applies. Result: 4,409
    Operation D - Find out the price for 4,409 times 16,95$. Same condition still applies. Result: 74,734$ (74,73$ for shorts).
    Operation E - Compare Put B and Result E. Result: cheese is cheaper in Canada

    Of course, if those American squares were sold in the universal format of 250g, they would sell for 18.67$ US (give or take a few cents, I calculated this quickly) and the price comparison would be infinitely easier.

    Now let's restart.

    Put A - American 250g square = 18,67$
    Put B - Canadian 1 kilo = 73$

    Operation A - Convert to same unit. a) 250g is 0,25 kilo, or b) 1 Kg is 1000g. If you don't know this, move to a Borneo jungle because this takes for granted that the U.S. has adopted the metric system. For no reason at all we'll choose b)
    Operation B - Find out how many 250g you have in a kilo. If you can't figure this one out, reconsider your cancelled move to Borneo because it's precisely to spare you that Borneo move that they use formats like 250g, 500g, 1,5 Kg etc. In this case, the answer is 4.
    Operation C - Calculate American price for one kilo - 4 times 18.67$ (external calculator may be needed - or paper and a pen). Answer: 74.68$
    Operation D - Compare Put B and Result C. Result: the cheese is still cheaper in Canada. but you save 5 minutes and since in Ahmerica time is money... mucho savings in the long run.

    OH, I forgot, I bought a piece of Asiago Vecchio instead. Vecchio means "old", "aged" in the case of cheese and maybe other foods. I gather that this means it is older than the more common (and cheaper) Asiago Pressato. According to the wiki link above, the 'vecchio' is between 9 and 18 months old. On the other hand, the Pont-Neuf in Paris (New Bridge) is in fact the city's oldest. I don't know about the Ponte Vecchio in Firenze (Florence) and am too tired to check it out just right now.

    Dads

    Happy Father's Day to all those who are fathers. I saw in Wikipedia that for some it's another date so make these wishes yours also.

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    Rue Sherbrooke - 2013.06.03

    Scènes de Montréal - Montreal Scenes

    Above

    Across the street not far from the Montreal Museum of Fine Arts. (see below). I was waiting for the return bus when this young woman, pregnant to her eyeballs, came to sit on the sculpture's bench, but facing the street. She was also waiting for the bus. The way she was sitting and her using some kind of iphone, her hair was falling down and it was impossible to see her face. It would have made a fantastic photo. I asked her if it bothered her if I took a pic including her, telling her why. She didn't answer but got up. I asked her again and this time she replied «Yes, it bothers me». I told her she could sit because I could take a pic without her in it but by that time I guess she saw the bus coming and walked towards the bus stop. I quickly took my two pics and took the bus after her. She wasn't agressive or anything. Just plain asocial. Strange encounter.

    Turkey

    Now it's Turkey's turn to live a Turmoil 2.0. What is it exactly that the middle-ages Islamists don't understand?

    History? What history? And whose?

    Stephen Harper's federal government is trying all it can to rewrite Canada's history, putting much emphasis on the military aspects after 1812, all the while neglecting the almost 300 preceding years. Because, whether he likes it or not, its a Frenchie who coined the name Canada. It was Jacques-Cartier, and it was in 1534 that he, as we used to say, 'discovered' Canada. However, it's after Harper's Canada was officially created in Westminster in 1867 that Amerindians were headed straight into a cultural genocide spearheaded by the federal government. Today, of course, things would be different. Amerindians would claim, rightfully, what is theirs.

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    Caption: IF WE COULD CHANGE HISTORY...
    On the protest sign: CITIZENS COMMITTEE AGAINST THE DISCOVERY OF CANADA
    Cartoon © A.-P. Côté - Le Soleil

    The large cross refers to the one Jacques Cartier alledgedly planted on the shore of Gaspé in 1534, claiming Canada in the name of France.

    I may have mentioned this before, but our most famous stand-up comic (Yvon Deschamps) used to say about Cartier discovering Canada: «It's a pity that he didn't put the cover back on again because we've been freezing ever since.»

    Don't take my breath away

    Starting June 8, the Musée des beaux-arts de Montreal (Montreal Museum of Fine Arts) features an exhibit by American blown-glass artist Dale Chihuly, born in Tacoma, Washington State. It's an exhibit custom-tailored for the museum in part, in the sense that it is put together and displayed to go with its inside architecture. They've shown some of it on the cultural segment of Radio-Canada's news and on this, they are not lying. On the museum's site they say that this exhibit is "utterly breathtaking". I hope its not too breathtaking since I still don't have that much of breath to put in the balance. I wouldn't want to die of admiration. If I don't get to see it, I will still the same have seen a nice appetizer which, being outside, was much safer for my breath (not losing it). I had come one hour too early for my physio treatments so I took back the bus and dropped off near the museum to hang around a while. I fell on this. I thought it was a new permanent work of art (the museum is surrounded with such) but it's probably temporary now that I know it's related to that exhibit. Unless the museum bought it, of course, or already had it, for all I care.

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    Note: Anyone recognizes that bird which was near City Hall and which had disappeared and had looked for? Apparently it's been bought by the Museum, or this is one of its siblings.

    Laterz Note 2: From another pic, I read the sign in front of the sculpture, which is called "Sun", and it says «Let Dale Chihuly's Sun touch you but please don't touch -- it is extremely fragile. You are more than welcome to take photos and to share them with your friends: #CHIHULY [..] Please note these premises are under video surveillance.» So I guess it still belongs to Chihuly and my question is: why did he accept to let it put there??? It would be nice to take a pic a night when it's illuminated by the lamps illuminating the building. I didn't see any wires so I guess there's no lights inside the sculpture.

    Da food section

    For some people, a guacamole is barely an entrée. For me it's pretty much a full meal. Those totopos[1] (tortilla chips) are made by a small company located near Marché Jean-Talon and called MAYA. They are the best in town. Some days, you can get them so fresh that they are putting them in the plastic bags right in front of you. BTW, I found out that Beck's makes a beer with no alcohol at all in it, not even "less than 0,05%" as is the case for dealcoholized wines. It's not the greatest beer on earth but it's palatable. Something like those blond beers which don't taste much all the while having that little bitterness...

    [1] I think I've mentioned before that "nachos" are a Tex-Mex invention by someone managing a stadium food outlet in southern United States. It consisted originally of totopos served with that yellow cheese found in Cheez Whiz and the likes. The real name for the chips is "totopos" and that's the way they are called in most of Mexico. MAYA has the word Totopos appearing on their outside sign, but on the bags they printed Nachos. I guess they want to sell to non Latinos also and since most of them ignore what are totopos, they went with the crowd. As they say, if you can't beat them, join them...

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    This is one of those weird North-American sweet and sour recipes mixing brown sugar with ketchup and mustard and Worcestershire and onions and garlic and which are called BBQ although they are cooked in the oven. Worse, this here recipe is intended for chicken, but since I'm not chicken for one bit, I dare make a pig of myself by using it also with pork chops (which were waiting for deliverance in the freezer since early January - not GITMO, but still...). I guess that also blows my cover: yes boys and girls, I'm neither Jewish nor Muslim.

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    Musée des Beaux-Arts de Montréal / Montreal Museum of Fine Arts - 2013-06-03

    Scènes de Montréal - Montreal Scenes

    Busy

    Untll the middle of the month, I have few days without some sort of activity (mostly medical). This is somewhat untimely because it prevents me from putting some time on a decision about what to do after the July 15 armageddon. All I know is that if I move, I'll most likely have to change my username and finding another one is not obvious, especially that I'd like to give it a French [language] aroma, so to speak. And I can't 'test drive' WordPress before I open an account there so...

    Cycles

    Last weekend was held the annual Féria du vélo. Friday night was the night tour. On Sunday, the regular tour garnered 26 000 cyclists of all ages. It started in 1984 or 1985, I don't remember, but I did it about 6 or 7 times back then. This year, they did a series of [humorous] ads going a contrario to some well known interdictions: "No antidoping tests required", "Legal driving age is abolished" and "It is recommended to drink on the road". They are available on the site liked above but 'en français' only. I'm sure it's no accident that the one about doping is themed on the colors of the "maillot jaune", which we've seen so many times Lance Armstrong wearing.

    Some weeks ago, according to Mikael Colville-Andersen, considered the "Pope of urban cycling" and the Copenhagenize firm, Montreal would be the 11th best cycling city in the world, and the only one from North America in its top 20 list. Positive pluses included the immense popularity of the BIXI, and the consultative commitee joining at the same table all those involved with cyclinig. Montreal was however warned that it could be surpassed by other North American cities should it stay sit on its steak (my words).

    Vroom Vroom Bimbo!

    Next weekend is the F1 (Formula One) race on Ile Notre-Dame. In my area, or Little Italy's rather, Boulevard St-Laurent will be closed to traffic. As each year, they'll be showing dream cars (for those who can't afford them. and other stuff related to Italy). There may be a bimbo or two here and there, but these latest are rather seen by the stockpile on Crescent Street downtown, which is also closed for the event. They may find it a little fresh in their small attire, the weather channel predicting maximums of 17°C for Saturday, with rain, and 21°C for Sunday.

    I don't know why Boulevard St-Laurent is named such because it has nothing of a boulevard. Maybe because it used to be some kind of border between French and Anglo Montreal? It's also the "0" marker for street numbers going eastbound and westbound.

    Roller coasters

    Weather is stlll going as it has been for quite some time now. Drastic changes in little time. Last week, it was 32°C (38 or 39 with the humidex) and this week down to 17, or maybe 20 if we're lucky. We get to never know what to wear. Can be quite cold in the morning, then more seasonal in mid-day. We have lots of wind, and some parts of the province have received so much rain (not in Montreal) that they are all flooded. Crazy weather. But I've mentioned this before, and apparently we're certainly not the only ones having to cope with this.

    Da food section

    If Americans have invented Tex-Mex, I have just invented Ital-Mex. Not by sheer extraordinary creativity, but simply by bare necessity. The first necessity being to put something in my stomach, the others having to do with getting rid of a few items which I had leftovers of, namely flour tortillas, a piece of Monterey Jack cheese and a rapidly saying goodbye red bell pepper. They weren't leftovers but I also had in the fridge some dried San Marzano tomatoes (why in the fridge? search me!) and kalamata pitted olives.

    They all ended up of course in another (it's my third in five days) quesadilla. Or maybe more a tortizza, or a quesadizza, while we're at it. I had Monterey Jack for about 80% of my needs. I had also a bigger leftover of mozarella which I used to fill the remaining 20%, adding another Italian touch to its Ital-Mex nature. I dry heated the tomatoes a bit in a pan to render them more soft, a trick I learned about using hard-shell dried Mexican peppers, then I cut them in bits and pieces. I added the olives, sliced, and the bell peppers cut in small cubes and also heated beforehand in a pan. A drizzle of hot olive oil (ok more than a drizzle, it's Ital-MEX after all) topped everything before depositing the top tortilla. Luckily, I also had a can of San Pellegrino aranciata rossa (blood orange soda) which replaced the wine I have been estranged from by naughty doctors.

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    Rue Laval - 6 mai 2013

    Scènes de Montréal - Montreal Scenes

    Abyss

    I was working on cleaning my rear balcony (and accessorily summer living quarters) last evening, it was past 19h00, the sun was still scorching with its 32°C, and suddenly the bandage I have covering the hole in my back started to unpeel and soon to fall apart, leaving the wound completely exposed. Since the next bandage replacement was only scheduled for Monday morning, I had to have a nurse come by and make a new one (there's a special number to call for this type of event). She came a little after 20h00, and after she left, I went on the net to check things out and learned that Xanga was also falling apart, leaving a gaping hole in my life.

    [repost from March 29, 2007]

    LA CROQUEUSE DE 222

    When I feel blue, baby
    When I feel blue
    I gobble a couple of 222s
    Then everything’s blue, baby
    Everything’s blue
    I am the gobbler of 222s

    When I feel blue, baby
    When I feel blue
    I gobble a couple of 222s
    And I'm on fire, baby
    Yes, I'm on fire
    The future belongs to the 222s

    If I get up in the morn’, say
    With my head in a vise
    With one of those morning-after headaches
    If my brains
    Are heavy like a truck*
    I open my hand bag
    I pick up my little bottle

    There’s all sorts of 'em
    They come in all sizes
    Small pocket packs
    Bottles of 200s
    Me, personally, to see in color
    Twelve tablets is exactly what I need

    When I feel blue baby,
    When I feel blue
    I take a couple of 222
    Everything's blue, baby
    Everything's blue
    The world belongs to the 222

    When I feel blue, baby
    When I feel blue
    I gobble a couple of 222s
    And I'm on fire, baby
    Yes, I'm on fire
    The future belongs to the 222s

    When friends come by, there
    They allways have lots of fun
    Watching me rambling with my tube
    But me, really, I wonder what’s in it for them
    To go hopping from a fancy bar to the next
    I found my happiness
    Right here in my house
    Twelve little pills in a tiny little bottle
    Why go out, there’s no reason
    And everybody, everybody, should do the same
    Everybody must get stoned!

    WOW!

    I become all weird, I become all crooked
    I’m cold, I’m hot, and I feel good
    I hold my happiness in the bottom of my pocket
    There’s nothing like the pills
    Believe me, no there’s nothing

    When I feel blue, baby
    When I feel blue
    I gobble a couple of 222s
    I have a love, a friend, I ache high
    I am the gobbler of 222s

    When I feel blue, baby
    When I feel blue
    I gobble a couple of 222s
    And I'm on fire, baby
    Yes, I'm on fire
    The future belongs to the 222s

    The future belongs to the 222s

    * Bold = In English in the text.

    Sung (1977) by Pauline Julien, author, actress, songstress, Québec independence passionaria and lifetime companion of poet, writer, journalist, and government minister Gérald Godin. Both were imprisoned without warrant or accusations by the Québec motherfucker in chief Pierre E. Trudeau during the 1970 October Crisis. Godin died of cancer at 55 in 1994, and Pauline Julien, suffering from a degenerative disease, committed a planned and known by close friends suicide in 1998 after having lost what was the most important thing for her in life, the faculty of speech.

    Never too late to learn

    Michelle Bachman says she won't go for re-election in Congress. Now that's a fine move girl! The best way to clean the air is to get rid of the trash, isn't it?

    Explosives I

    Read in my paper this morning that youth unemployment in the Euro Zone is at an all time high, like for example 62% in Greece, 56% in Spain, 42% in Portugal and 45% in Italy. It does not take a wizard to understand that such a situation is unbearable and could easily degenerate into social turmoil, to say the least. I don't know what game Merkel is playing, but playing with matches is rarely a good idea.

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    I don't know if the pic [© Louisa Gouliamaki, AFP] heading the article is related to a protest concerning this situation, but what strikes me is the total absence of women.

    Explosives II

    They've opened a gay friendly mosque in Paris. Oh my!

    Yay! It's summer time!

    Thursday, I took a stroll in the Quartier des Spectacles after another of those vampire sessions at the hospital. For some reason, Ste-Catherine and Jeanne-Mance streets were closed to traffic in that area and people were lazying all around.

    Both pics taken from the same standpoint: Ste-Catherine looking eastbound and then Jeanne-Mance and Place des Festivals looking northbound.

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    Da food section

    I made this the other day (I guess it would be Thursday by the photo's date stamp). It's Pasta with anchovies and red bell peppers and a ton of garlic and olive oil. Quite basic but I managed to screw it. First, I used too much anchovies. Normally the sauce is clearer. Then I overcooked the peppers a little. Maybe the anchovies were not fresh enough. They were those sold in a small glass container and bathing in oil. I think they were from last year but that doesn't matter since they are salted so much that no bacteria can survive. The quality of the anchovies is important because they must disintegrate in the olive oil heated at just the right temperature. If the oil is too hot, they just burn, and if it's not hot enough, they just play dead.

    What's worse is that I wanted to do this recipe because it uses penne lisce pasta, or so I thought. In fact, I don't have penne lisce at home for the simple reason that the only recipe I had a use for them was this one, initially, and that with time I had moved to penne rigate because it was better and I even put a note about this in my cookbook. Oh well...

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    As forecasted, I made myself a quesadilla last evening. It was my first summer meal outside. The flour tortillas, bought at the supermarket, were not that great: too thin and flaked during cooking. Next time, i'll buy them at a latino shop. I got my lesson. Inside, I put Monterey Jack cheese, bits of chipotle and sliced kalamata olives. Turned out good.

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