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    Village - Le 1681 - 2011.06.01

    Scènes de Montréal - Montreal Scenes

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    This bar already existed when I first arrived in Montreal, in 1985. It's located at 1681 Ste-Catherine Est, hence its name.

    Good news

    We learned on Tuesday that Philippe Falardeau's Monsieur Lazhar, representing Canada this year at the Oscars for Best Foreign Language Film (I guess that means non English), made it to the final five nominees. We don't expect it to win because the Iranian film Separation it competes against is universally considered to be really something else (it opens in a few weeks in Montreal), but with the current political context and the fact that Monsieur Lazhar is a kind of feel good movie, and Hollywood being Hollywood, we never know . It is the second year in a row that the same producers manage to get one of their films nominated in that category, last year being Denis Villeneuve's Incendies. That alone is unprecedented. And both films are based on theatre plays, which as my paper says it, shows that a good story can have more than one life. Monsieur Lhazar was originally a one-character play. Three other Québec films made it in previous years in that category, all by Denys Arcand, Le Déclin de l'empire américain, Jésus de Montréal and finally Les invasions barbares which it got the Oscar. Without being chauvinistic, can we say that for a tiny society of only 8 million drowned in a sea of 330 million people not speaking its "foreign" language, it's not that bad of a score? And I'm not even talking of other categories, animation in particular, where Montreal's Frederic Back won not one but two Oscars for Crac! and L'homme qui plantait des arbres (The Man Who Planted Trees). Incidentally, a Québec animation films is also nominated this year. I say Québec films because that's what it is. It's too bad that the country under whose name all these films compete at the Oscars barely gives a shit about them in their televised news (I'm talking of those networks which broadcast in the new lingua franca rather than in that "foreign" language, especially the federally funded CBC [Radio-Canada's English counterpart]). It's kind of strange considering that in matters of splashing nationalistic red maple leaves everywhere, they are usually more on the "overdoing it" side of things. Maybe Québec is not in Canada anymore and they forgot to tell us? My take is that it's more a majority of Quebecers who have not yet their eyes in front of the holes and still don't see what is obvious to anyone looking. There are two countries here. And culturally, one is freeloading on the other on the international scene. Looking at their television, they are also freeloading on the Americans, but that's another story.

    Monsieur Lazhar

    Incendies (for reminders)

    Incendies is also currently nominated for the César (French Oscars) of the Best Foreign Film (from outside of France), which will be staged also this upcoming February.

    There is another film in that category, the Belgian Rundskop (Tête de boeuf in French, Bullhead in English). The film has been shown here last year during the Montreal Fantasia Festival (link -> http://fantasiafestival.com/2011/en/films/film_detail.php?id=721) where it got the Best First Film award. In Wikipedia, they say that it is in Dutch, French and Limburgish. I didn't know what was Limburgish, I remember hearing that besides Flemish and French, there was also another smaller region in Belgium with a language a little different, but that was it. So I hit Wikipedia to find more. It's all a little complicated, and I realize I don't know much about Belgium. I'm a little tired to go through it all right now but at least I know now what Limburg is. On the other hand, I still don't know if the word Rundskop is Flemish or Limburgish or both.

    Good news damper

    What follows now in this section is something I had decided to ditch, but after all I heard today (Thursday), too much is too much. I'll explain farther up what made me recycle this from the garbage bin. Since it is all essentially a rant, feel free to skip over it. I post it for my own future reference.

    Tuesday night on CBC, they managed to stage a five-minute report about the Oscar nominees without saying one single word about the Québec (and still Canadian to my knowledge) nominees. Which was not the case for Christopher Plummer who apparently is also Canadian (from the right gang however) and is nominated for best supporting role actor, and of whom they spoke abundantly. After the report, when they came back to the anchor, he just mentioned that, oh yeah, there was a Quebec film nominated for Best film in a foreign language, and some other in the animation category. No images, just some print over an image of the Oscar statue. From what I understand, the CBC most likely did not know that Christopher Plummer was raised in Montreal and is bilingual, and not in Toronto where he only lived much later and for a short period of time (he's been living in the States like forever), otherwise they probably would have ignored him too. I must in total fairness mention here that the private English-language networks, contrary to the CBC, did not ignore the Monsieur Lhazar nomination in their coverage, CTV even mentioning it as one of the two opening headlines of its late night evening news. CBC, from the farthest I can remember, has been anti-Quebec to a point that borders racism. In 2003 when 150 000 Montrealers hit the streets to protest against the upcoming Iraki invasion, and only 5,000 turned out in Toronto, the Toronto 5,000 were mentioned, but when it came to Montreal, numbers disappeared and images were a no show. This was not an accident. It's the daily business at the CBC. CTV that same night had a factual report, and with images at that. Examples like this are a dime a dozen. English Canadians are for many totally clueless about Quebec because they are never told about it, and the few times they are, it's to bash Quebec, at times with falsehoods.

    There was also an article on the CBC site: «The Quebec filmmaker said he was thrilled "that a film, an intimate film like Monsieur Lazhar, can exist in Hollywood alongside the biggest films in the world. I think it says a lot about the fact that we have to make the movies that we have inside of us and not try to imitate any kind of recipe," he told reporters by phone from the Sundance Film Festival, where his acclaimed elementary school drama is screening. [..] Falardeau's Monsieur Lazhar tells the tale of an Algerian immigrant and substitute instructor who helps students grieve the tragic death of their teacher. It has already earned a raft of honours on the past year's film festival circuit. "The timing for us is incredible. Monsieur Lazhar is coming out [in theatres] in some cities in Canada this Friday," Falardeau noted. "This is the best marketing campaign we can hope for in English Canada," he said, adding however, that "I hope we can come to a point where we don't need an Oscar nomination to release [a Quebec film] in English Canada." Monsieur Lazhar is the second consecutive Quebec film to make the Oscar foreign film short list, after Denis Villeneuve's Incendies was nominated in 2011. Both films had the same producers — Luc Dery and Kim McCraw — and, Falardeau noted, Villeneuve had sent the team a short text message Monday night: "Good night and good luck."». Apparently there are missing canals between the CBC news service and the rest of the shop.

    Céline Dion was an international star in Europe and Japan but remained "Céline who?" in English Canada, until she moved her career (and style) to the United States. Same for the Cirque du Soleil, and just about anything else stemming from Québec and successful on the international scene. Last year, when the Royals paid us a visit, the Harper government had two paintings celebrating Eastern and Western Canada by famed Canadian painter Alfred Pellan, removed from the main lobby of the Externals Affairs building in Ottawa to be replaced by a picture of the Queen of England, and of "their" Canada. The paintings had been there since 1973 when the building was officially inaugurated by the same said Queen. Asking me to be proud of being Canadian would mean being proud to be associated with a people which not only ignores its founding culture which is also about the only thing besides health care that makes it different from other anglolands, but furthermore puts a foreign set of values (the British culture) before its own (presuming there is one). Frankly, I don't see the point. Acadian, Montrealer, Quebecer, Citizen of the World. That's plenty enough for me. There's no place for wankers in there.

    The removed paintings.
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    Below, the new look of Canadian External Affairs. That's what foreign diplomats now see when then come here. Could be Saddam, Mao, al Assad, Kim Whatzizname, same personality cult style with pics everywhere. What boggles the mind is how this government which projects the image of a country which refuses to assume itself, still thinks it counts for anything on the world scene. Would be pathetic if not so tragic. The United Nations knew very well what they were doing last year when it was Canada's turn for a seat as a temporary member of the Security Council, and in an unprecedented move told Canada to shove it. And I refuse in advance any claim that I'm generalizing. To my knowledge, NO ONE in English Canada issued any vocal complaint about this trampling of Canadian art. Worse, this Queen splashing has been ordered to be done in every single Canadian diplomatic office across the world. That of course includes Washington, Bruxelles, Paris, Bejing and hundreds of others. And I'm not even mentioning the renaming at great cost of our Armed Forces, after more than forty years, to reinstate the term "Royal" in it. Anywhere on this planet, if I now say I am Canadian, it means that I live in a place nostalgic of having been (or still wanting to be) a British colony. It won't happen. If they have no self-pride, it sure is not my case. By the way, the federal government had even considered selling the paintings, and had to abruptly change its mind when faced with an uproar coming from Quebec. Quebec, the first Canada, named such by Jacques Cartier from the Amerindian word Kanata, where it all began in the sixteenth century, and in many aspects still today remaining the only true Canada, the one that made itself, with the help of Amerindians, by settlers who with them roamed most of the continent, not the branch of some foreign kingdom occupier which pitted Amerindians against other Amerindians before trying to culturally genocide them, and never, never, mingled in bed with them, and who fled liberty and freedom after the American revolution. Before that, there was a military conquest in the 1760s, and they borrowed the name Canada without asking. Then there was a bloody rebellion in 1837-38 after which they stole the name for good, and our cash by the same token since their half of their Canada was bankrupt. In 1867, they stole all the rest and renamed the original Canada as Québec. Finally in 1982, they kicked the original Canada out, during that infamous 'night of the long knives' when they reshaped Canada to their liking, in the rooms and corridors of an Ottawa hotel, while those from the original Canada were sleeping in another hotel on the Quebec side of the Ottawa river. Other countries and nations have glorious feats on which they set their foundations. Canada has a bunch of conspirators ganging up in the middle in the night in a hotel, with the purpose of screwing those who originally founded the country. They wanted a Canada to their image. They have it. It's all theirs now.

    I can live with that. Without the name, I mean. It doesn't mean anything to me anymore.

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    This is where ends the part I had decided to ditch and salvaged from the garbage bin. Here is why. For the same reasons mentioned above, feel free to skip to next section.

    Today (Thursday), in a matter of only a few hours, I had the unfortunate luxury of hearing three times about our Prime Minister Stephen Harper and of his government(?).

    For those who don't know, because Quebec is a French-speaking society, there is a lot of Tunisian immigration here. It is also a place where members of former dictator Ben Ali's family had some properties, a lavish house on Mount Royal, among others, owned by Ben Ali stepson Trabelsi. When the Tunisian revolution hit their country, these people used their pied-a-terre here to transfer large amounts (presumed huge) of money they had stolen from the Tunisian people. The Canadian government refuses to say anything about the amounts involved. Contrary to other countries like Switzerland for instance, Canada slept on the switch and did not immediately freeze any of that money pending a decision about what to do with it. This permitted Ben Ali's family to take all their time to reinvest that money in banks and other venues where it will become impossible to trace. But the worst part is that for the rest of what's still traceable, Canada, it's government at least, is apparently into negotiations to keep 50% of it. No other country has engaged in such a despicable enterprise. Canada want to keep for itself money that has been stolen from the Tunisian people. Canadians of Tunisian origins are understandably scandalized and furious.

    Stephen Harper is today (Thursday still) in Davos in Switzerland, meeting with the cream of the cream of the capitalist system, people needless to say who are not exactly on welfare. There is where he chose to announce, not in front of Canadians or on Canadian soil, that he intends to bring changes to the Canadian old age security system because of rising costs. This is not about private pension plans. This is not about the public pension plan. Those are so-called 'capitalized' systems, paid for in part by the future beneficiaries all along their working life. What he's talking about is the money this society gives to its elderly, regarless of anything. It does not take a wizard to know that those who need it the most are those who are the least wealthiest. He did not say what he intends to do: raise the admissibility age from 65 to 67, lower the benefits, something else? It also does not take a wizard to know that those who will pick up the tab are again those on the bottom of the scale. It has to take an incredible amount of insensitiveness or cynicism to go announce such a measure elsewhere, and in front of people who will never have any trace of any financial problems in their whole life. While he is planning to hit on our elderly, for the petroleum companies processing the dirty oil from his native province, it's open bar, companies which alreaydy year after year declare record profits whose indecency only matches Harper's. In French, you could call such a person "un salaud".

    Today also, we learned that for the upcoming Canada Day celebrations (July 1st), the local celebration committees asking for federal grants and who include in their activities references to the 1812 war and the Queen's Jubilee will be preferred to those who don't. The Heritage Minister says that it's not an obligation. You effectively don't 'have' to include those references in your demand, it's not written anywhere on the form. But if you don't, you may not get the grant. The Minister thinks Canadians are dumb. They are not, but he is. First in Quebec, where mentioning the Queen of England and all her possessions brings the same tremolo as blowing in a whistle, and where until recently people wanting to celebrate Canada Day almost had to hide, it is obvious that forcing the celebration of that Queen's Jubilee into Canada Day celebrations is surely the best way to make sure they are never staged. But in the ROC (rest of Canada), can I say that for Mr or Mrs Recent and not that recent Immigrant stemming from any country on this planet not being a former British colony, Elizabeth II is certainly a nice person but what the hell has she got to do with Canada, today? And Canada Day at that! Especially considering that Mr and Mrs RONTRI are rapidly becoming the majority in this country they call Canada? Not to mention that even among the others, Canada Day is the time to celebrate Canada, not the Queen of England. Then there is the 1812 war. Never heard of it? Case in point. In fact, it's a rather minor event, and as far as Canada's involvement in it is concerned, calling it a war is an overstatement. In fact, it's more of a few battles between a new expansionist United States and an old and grumpy British Empire, worried about losing what was left of it in North America. But if we're to talk about war, then its real name is the "Anglo-American War of 1812 to 1815", not the Canado-American war. And it says what it was. The only thing Canada had to do with it was being part of the battlefield. But for Stephen Harper and his history-challenged goons, it suddenly becomes the founding act of Canada. And since this is not obvious to 99,99% of Canadians, they (the Harperites) have decided to spend millions in this anniversary year (1812-2012), to re-write history to their convenience. I can understand that. When you first came about as an 'official' country by a simple act voted in a foreign Parliament (Westminster, 1867) based mostly on the fear of Americans expanding north, and spearheaded by a bunch of financiers wanting to make bundles by building a railroad coast to coast, and taking local ownership of the thing more than a century later by backstabbing one of it's founding members, and in both cases never having the people concerned involved in any way [not stemming from any form of popular movement or uprising and not voted on in any way], you really need something more glorious to get your nationalistic rocks off, even if that means getting into some fancy embroideries about past realities. These days, hardly a day passes without seeing some federal minister going here or there associating any minor event to the 1812 war. Propaganda in the most basic significance of the word. Harper's Kampf.

    Food section

    Yesterday (Tuesday), I saw on the La Presse internet site a report about some German scientific study by a certain "Max Planck Psychiatric Institute" having come to the conclusion that seeing pics of appetizing food stimulates the hormones that control appetite.

    That just boggles the mind, doesn't it? Whodda thought! I'm sure this comes as a total surprise to virtually almost everyone. To be frank, what boggles me the most is that I don't know what is the most boggling: a supposedly scientific study finding out something that was already known and obvious to every living soul on this planet, or a news media bothering to report about it. I don't know how many times in a year those words from a 1965 Jean-Pierre Ferland song (Les journalistes) ridiculing journalists and newspapers, are brought back to my mind, but it's enough to keep them as fresh as a rose up there:

    [my translation]
    Knowing all is knowing nothing, I know little but I know it well
    I learned in a daily all the fundamentals
    I learned what I knew, the less it's false, the more it's true
    The more it's big the more it's thick, the less it's white the more it's dirty

    Now that we know that what we know is what we already knew, the only remaining unknown is to determine if the following pics are appetizing or not, or put in scientific terms, if your appetite hormones will get all excited like crazy neutrinos in a stray molecule.

    I had this for breakfast on Tuesday. It's called Huevos Rancheros. "Huevos" in Spanish refers most commonly to "eggs". By extension, the word can also refer to testicles. Obviously, we are here in the poultry department, the female poultry that is. I say female because apparently some consider as a delicacy those other huevos found in their male counterparts, the roosters. I remember a French cooking show on TV5 with Maïté, back then, where... oh never mind.

    Basically, and terminally because that's how it's to be done and that's that (those kinky variations found on the net are imposters says me ), it's a tortilla in a plate on which you deposit one or two eggs ("au miroir", aka sunny side up, or "huevos estrallados" in Mexican - estrallado means star-like or shaped) and then cover them completely with a semi-hot sauce made with tomatoes, chilis, and a few other things, and finally sprinkle with white crumbable(?) cheese. I used dry feta for this (they call it feta no cremoso at the Latino store), the cheese used in Mexico for this not being available here. It does the job finely, however. For die-hards, the sauce can (and will at times in certain Mexican food joints) be really hot. Normally, this is, like most Mexican breakfasts, served with warmed tortillas enveloped in a cloth in a plate, on the side, but the ones I used were as large as the main plate and it was plenty enough tortilla for me. At times, this dish may also be served with another breakfast token, frijoles (refried beans), and the cheese then sprinkled on them instead of the eggs. With beans, you'll often see some tostaditas (tortillas cut in small wedges and fried) planted vertically in them. Huevos rancheros were a peasant's and ordinary Mexican dish, plain, simple. Without even checking, I dare to say that if you type huevos rancheros in Google images, 95% of what you'll see there shouldn't be. I'm not against imagination in cooking, quite on the contrary. I'm simply against robbing names (words) and denaturing what they refer to. Gee, reminds me of Canada all of a sudden.

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    For those who would not know, the easiest found antidote to relieve mouth inflammation after having recklessly eaten something way too hot for one's tolerance, is something in the dairy line of products. Milk, yogourt... But you don't HAVE to be on fire to appreciate good yogourt. We have here, in Montreal, a brand called Liberté and which makes yogourt akin to silk. This one is 2,6% fat, but another one they make, the Méditerranée, contains 8% and is nothing short of velours. They also have a Greek yogourt at 0% fat, only containing milk and little buggers. Tried it once, but don't remember if I liked it. It's quite expensive compared to the others.

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    I had this on Thurday. Something I had tried many months ago and had started to edit the recipe, but needed to re-do in order to get that recipe straight. It's to be done with thick pork chops (with the bone) but I had four thin boneless ones (bought for 1,80$ ) and it's just as good, providing cooking times are shortened accordingly, of course. Ingredients include garlic, Italian (flat) parsley, French shallots, Dijon mustard, 35% cream, lemon juice, olive oil, butter. Of course, it's always preferable to add mushrooms and pork chops in there.

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    Zeus

    I had forgotten that 2012 is an olympic year. I used to like the Olympics but not anymore. Each time, it's the same old record skipping over and over again.

    They promise prosperity to the people whom they expropriate to make place for the installations and these people always end up getting a raw deal.

    They say the Games will autofinance and they never do, there are always important cost overruns, and they all act totally surprised when it's found out. (I know, Atlanta, apparently pulled it through. They were also the most indecently commercialized Games ever).

    They say the installations which cost hundreds of millions will help future kids to be in shape while in fact they either become half-abandoned, or they are picked up by fianciers who don't give a damn about the health of kids but give a great damn about the health of their wallets and of the professional teams they own.

    They attempt to beat records that cannot be beaten by a normally constituted human being.

    Some take drugs to beat unbeatable previous records and everyone acts surprised that they are caught and swear on their mother's head that never again... and so on until never does become again, and they then resume saying never again, and so on... and so on...

    Some have high tech equipment developped for them so as to beat unbeatable records, with the end result that it's the athlete with the better equipment that wins, or put more simply, it's not the athlete that wins, it's his Speedo and his missing eyebrow and body hairs. Games should be played like in the old days. Naked. That way, everyone would be competing on the same level.

    Athletes from all over the world will parade for their country and pretend during the opening ceremonies that they are all brothers and sisters, and the next day barricade themselves in their country's allocated area in the Olympic Village. Some will even have their own little separate housing (Americans, namely. Israelis also, I think). At the closing ceremonies they will again pretend to all be brothers and sisters and some classless country (like Canada) will unfold a giant flag, theirs, over the heads of the other Games participants. When you're the shit-hottest country in the world, says they, it has to be made known, I guess.

    Some countries will also use the Games to show the world they can invent the most horrible and tacky costumes on earth. Again, Canada here is a repeated winner. They have a garment company here called Roots and which should be sent to a Nuremberg-style fashion trial for crimes against good taste. On the other hand, if Canada goes away with the ugliest costume trophy, London's logo is surely the ugliest one in ages, maybe even ever. Unreadable.

    The Olympic Games are a commercial venture and a nationalistic pissing contest. It was that way in 1936 in Berlin and it was that way for all the others that followed. Those supposed 'olympic ideals' that the people are being led to believe in are not always those that win the hand.

    One of the nice things about Olympics is that they can produce architecturally beautiful buildings.

    London said this week that their stadium is an 80,000 lego thingie that will be de-legoed to 25,000 after the games, with the removed lego pieces recycled or something. There's already a court action about whom will use it (football teams) then. The other Olympic buildings are all promised a bright community future. Aren't they always? In view of past games, can we just say: «We'll see?» About total costs, an article from Sky News says "Of the original £2.747bn of taxpayers money set aside to help pay for the Games £974m remains, and with almost 80% of the construction programme complete the chances of overspending have been reduced. But the NAO warns there is no guarantee the project will come in on budget and urges ministers to work out where any extra cash needed might come from." My understanding of "£2.747bn" is 2 billion seven hundred and forty seven British Pounds, or 4,329,143,165 Canadian Dollars (give or take a few millions for US money). I don't think the television rights are accounted into this. Those rather go direct to the IOC if my memory is correct. Speaking of rights, some "Official" Games partners for the 2008 Beijing hooplah included Coca-Cola and McDonald's, two companies which, as everyone knows, specialize in good health, an Olympic value if there's one (besides getting rich, of course).

    One plus for London: I read this week that they closely studied the Montreal 1976 Games, known to be the most patent example of what NOT to do. They have my blessing.

    The Grand Mass of the Union

    This week was the yearly Grand Mass of the Union, presided over by Messiah Obama. He stills continues to impress me. This guy is totally atypical as per American politics go. You can sense that he's got a plan. You know, like someone who knows exactly where he is going, who is in it for the long run, who knows that immediate and short term events insert themselves in a broader scheme of things, which is what, ultimately, really counts. He's obviously also very intelligent, to a point he cannot even be compared to the lessers who want to replace him. I have in store a post about Obama which I may post one day, but for now, I'll just say that if Obama has been a deception for some, the American people by electing those frozen-stiff Republican neanderthalian nay-sayers in Congress, are for a large part, responsible of their own demise. I heard something this week, I don't remember on what media, but it was in French, saying that for an American President, it's during the first two years of a second mandate that he can really leave his mark in history. I've heard complaints that Obama let himself be stopped by the Republican obstructionism. My take is that maybe he just couldn't do otherwise, the way the system works, that those comments about second term action that I mention above are behind what Obama meant when he said that from now on, he'll fight obstruction with action. A kind of clear message that if he's reelected, that hooplah party will be over and he'll be moving to serious business, straight on. We'll see. If he's relected of course. We'll only know in four years how it all turned out.

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    AMERICAN POLITICS EXPLAINED
    cartoon © BADO, Le Droit (Ottawa)

    Hollywood in Paris

    I went to see Woody Allen's Midnight in Paris this week. What a wonderful film! Beautiful images of Paris. Fantastic voyage in a time when Paris was the center of the cultural world.

    I don't want to say more, for those who haven't seen it yet, besides that some of the action takes place around a century ago. Incidentally I went to see it at a special cinema called the Cinéma Dollar (or Dollar Cinema since most films there are in English). It's an old 3-hall cinema in a low-scale two story shopping centre having lots of vacant space and which has seen better days. Those operating the cinema before, Cineplex Odeon I think, shut it down at some point. This guy from the West Island, a Bernie [something]berg, who looks like a Slavonic Jewish hippie who dies his long wire-stiff hair pitch black, took it over in 2004 to turn it into a 1$ cinema showing films that are at the end of the run. Price has since been uppered to 2,00$. Food stuff is also cheap. For the film, a small popcorn and taxes, it cost me 4$. The movie was scheduled for hall number 3. Hall 3 has been in renovations for some time. I mean 'quite' some time. I think it's a ten year project. Anyways, once you opened the hall's door, instead of the two left and right small stairways usually leading to the back of the hall, they put up temporary walls and all there is left is an L-shaped little room with no lights besides the light coming in when the door is open, with an overhead DVD projector beaming at a large flexible screen stretched in the angle right next to the door, and visible from both sections of the L where about 24 people could be seated in 3 rows of four respectively. Seated here meant some old theatre seats deposited in the center areas, and the rest along the walls being that kind of metal framed plastic molded chairs you can see in kitchen sets or church halls. I took one of those because I'm never comfortable in those other regular seats, let alone that the ones they had had made the war, and mine was located next to a wall on which I could lean, and furthermore stretch my legs full length. It proved a smart move. I'm gonna miss those chairs. Felt strange however because I and those others in similar chairs were seated higher than the ones in regular theater seats, but the idea was to watch the screen, not the neighbors. The owner, now I'm sure he is Jewish, is the kind of laid-back straight-faced person who never smiles but has a devastating sense of [Jewish] humor. When time came to enter the small room (more of a closet, really), he placed himself near the door, and acting like an airline steward, he supervised the entry of the spectators who had been waiting in the lobby and obviously were somewhat, er..., on a surprise mode, telling them to take a seat, fasten their seat belts, and make themselves comfortable. When everyone was seated and after he finished playing with his remote control to start the movie, he wished everyone a good trip and a wonderful time in Paris, and that he'd be back to pick us up in two weeks. There were no boarding passes because when you buy your entry at the food counter, they don't give you any ticket. It's all on a face recognition/honesty basis. Besides, the lobby is quite small, everyone sees everyone, and people have to wait there before entering the halls. It is equipped with three large three-cushion sofas in which it is best advised to sit in slowly. They, also, have made the war.

    Anyhow, when the expression says "like in the old days", in this particular case, "old" really carries its full meaning. Reminded me of those days when I was sending bi-weekly single-motor 3-to-5 seater bush planes in the North, equipped with floats in summer, skis in winter, and we almost had to hold the door to prevent it from opening during the 2 to 3 hour trip. Couldn't be more basic than that. But as much as cruising at only 80 mph and viewing herds of cariboos from a mere 4 to 5 thousand feet above was something unforgettable, viewing and being in Paris through the eyes of Woody Allen also made you forget the immediate environment and let yourself slip into his magic.

    Paris in Hollywood

    With the film "The Artist" (L'Artiste) raking 10 nominations, and other French films being in nomination in other categories, and Midgnight in Paris itself being an ode to Paris, plus the nominated Quebec films, we could end up with quite an unusual Oscar night ceremony this year.

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    Mini Ducati
    Boulevard St-Laurent - Petite Italie

    Scènes de Montréal - Montreal Scenes

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    The price sticker says 429.99$ - "pour enfants sages seulement" (for well behaving children only). The mommy or daddy one next to it is more in the many thousands of dollars.

    New Moon, New Year

    Tomorrow January 23, at 08:01, it will be the New Moon and by an incredible coincidence, also the Chinese New Year's. This one will be the year of the Dragon. Flaming hot no doubt! Watch your asses!!

    This said, I wish a very Happy New Year to all Asians celebrating this special day.

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    Subject to review and possible correction by some Chinese readers, those signs meaning "Happy New Year" in [simplified] Mandarin, are pronounced like "shin-yin how" in English, and "chine-yine haö, avec h aspiré" in French. If it's not, blame the 'hear it' feature in Google Translate. .

    Stuff that in your pipe! JK...

    We have in Montreal the best chocolate-blueberry-raspberry pies in the whole wide world. That's what they say in front of a shop otherwise specialized in hundreds of beers on the Plaza St-Hubert. If they say it, who am I to say otherwise? I guess I'll have to buy one some day to find out if the claim is warranted. That guy in the pic is not me. My hair is shorter, I never let it hang loose, and I would never, I mean never, wear my pants in my boots like that, let alone in 'that' type of boot.

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    We also have in Montreal the fastest electric violin player in the world (Guiness certified, playing that Rimsky-Korsakov "bumblebee" thingie in 55,57 seconds at the Montreal Just for Laughs Festival). I've heard that piece played so many times that personally, after 5 seconds, I've had enough of it. Of what I've read, he's had enough of it also. Seeing what else he can do, I can understand. I heard about him in the latest edition of my local free weekly paper.

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    That front-page article led me to look for more on Youtube. The first video below he apparently produced himself. We hear him play more than we see him, which is no problem to me. He's really talented, and it's a talent to be heard more than seen, although he's not a bad sight at all. Besides, a good section of that video was shot at night at Marché Jean-Talon!

    This other one was shot at the Montreal Juste pour rire/Just for Laughs Festival (from what I gather, the show at Place des Festivals, following the parade) Wowie! And I'm not only talking about how sexy he is! (my appreciation) Watching someone who seems to be enjoying himself so much doing what he does is always a wonderful sight, and he does seem to have the time of his life, in all the videos of him I've seen.

    I don't know if Speed is a stage or his real name. I'd go for the first.

    Is this me talking?

    I am generally not much interested by all the gossip surrounding the rich and/or famous, nor haute couture fashion in general, and the likes. Here are two examples where I let myself be dragged into those waters.

    A) I've known Vanessa Paradis for a long time, as a singer (in Gainsbourg's Tandem and as an actress, from her first film aged 16, Noce blanche, where she had some naked scenes and after which she told reporters something like «mon p'tit cul, vous n'êtes pas sur le point de le revoir (my l'ill ass, you're not about to see it again)». She always kept control of who she wanted to be, and not to be. She's been living with Johnny Depp since 1998, who sings about the same song. He also is not the type to lick other people's asses to promote his career, for any reason. They formed a well balanced couple, in my view, leading also a well-balanced life sharing it between the U.S. and France (plus that little island... ). Now there's talk that their union is faltering, and I find that kind of sad.

    B) High fashion (anyways what they call in French 'haute couture') usually left me totally cold. Then I went to see that Jean-Paul Gaultier exhibit at the Montreal Museum of Fine Arts last year and my coldness got a warming jolt that I didn't expect. Seeing those garments up close, I realized that many of them were definitely works of art, in the sense that besides their intricate workmanship they related to something deep inside of us, something cultural not to name it. think this showed in my account of the exhibit on this blog. I still think that some of those fashion designers are nothing but phoneys producing crap, the kind whose only vibe resides in cash register ring-a-lings. But there are also the others, like Gaultier. So when I saw three diaporamas of the most recent collections for men, I bothered clicking for a look. Gaultier and Vuitton were up to my [new ] standards. Classy, manly, flair. On the other hand, Versace showed us stuff for ring-a-lings, a bunch of Barbies all set and ready for a night of showoffing in some Hollywood bar. Tacky, no class, totally devoid of any harmony, be it in style or color. Du n'importe quoi!. Untranslatable, something like 'it tries to be everything and end ups being both of anything and nothing'.

    Links to the diaporamas (on the La Presse site): Vuitton, Versace, and finally Jean-Paul Gaultier.

    Perry & Perry

    The United States is a strange place. They put their National Security on the very top of their agenda, for this they even go as far as to flirting with questionable moves on the freedoms and civil liberties front, they keep who they consider their enemies in no man's lands like Guantánamo, but at the same time they let walking ticking bombs like Rick Perry run around loose and jeopardize American security. This guy alone represents more danger to the United States than a whole bunch of foreign lunatics.

    Turkey joined NATO in 1952, when Perry (and I also, for that matter) was only 2. Besides Israel (which is a loose cannon on the deck and a ticking bomb all of its own in the area), Turkey is the or about the only real other ally the U.S. has in that region. Last week, Perry called the Turkish government a bunch of Islamist terrorists and added something like they better clean up their act if they want American support. I don't think Turkey, which is considering entering the European Union, was much amused. Nor Europe, I'd suspect. Nor the current U.S. executive even. In fact, Ankara was rather furious. Moreover that if someone needs the other in that part of the world, it's the Americans lightyears before the Turks.

    I don't know, but when you have only one friend, you don't crap on his head. When you are not a dangerous flaming idiot that is. There's a lot of talk nowadays about what to do with those 500 or 600 FEMA camps Bush left as a poisoned gift to Obama. I have a suggestion ready, if they ask me. Mind you, Perry had the good taste to get lost this week, so maybe my suggestion would come too late.

    The man below isn't looking anywhere. It's a diversion. If he'd let us stare at him straight in the eyes, we'd be able to see the back of his head. Nobody home.

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    Photo © Jim Young, Reuters

    This other guy, also a Perry but not related (he was an adopted child), is one of the 234 persons the above [choose your own expletive, mine could get me in trouble] has administered death to by draping himself in the convenient costume of Governor of Texas.

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    Left: Photo © TF1 (France) -- Right: Photo © From Werner Herzog's film 'In The Abyss', Metropole Films (Quebec distributor)

    From a Guardian (UK) article - bold characters are mine:

    Some prisoners finally confess on the execution table. Some say nothing, some pray, some sing, most address their families. [Michael] Perry's last statement was controversial: "I want to start off by saying and letting everyone involved in this atrocity know they're all forgiven by me."

    He looked over at his weeping mother in the observation room. "Mom, I love you. I'm coming home Dad, I'm coming home." [his father died only weeks earlier]. A single tear rolled down his right cheek.

    He was declared dead at 6.17 pm on 1 July 2010.

    NBC anchor Brian Williams addressed Texas governor Rick Perry in a recent Republican candidates' debate.

    "Your state has executed 234 death row inmates, more than any other governor in modern times," Williams said, as the conservative audience cheered. "Have you struggled to sleep at night with the idea that any one of those might have been innocent?" Rick Perry smirked slightly.""No, sir. I've never struggled with that at all."

    I'm glad some person of my knowing is now officially and physically out of Texas. It permits me to say all the bad I think of a State which elects psychopath morons to govern them. The cold-blooded killing of someone by the State, anywhere in the world, is a repugnant act which brings about in me the most profound disgust.

    Werner Herzog's Into the abyss opened yesterday in Montreal. He interviewed Michael Perry days before his execution. for this film.

    France's TF1 also produced a television report, 31 minutes long, available here -> http://www.wat.tv/video/moi-michael-perry-condamne-mort-46wol_2hg6l_.html. He had severe manic-depressive phases as a teenager. That's a sickness. Up here, these people are sent to hospitals to be treated, whatever they could have done. I'm not even talking about contentions that he was already in prison when the killings occured, or that the doctor certifying the time of the victims' death has later been found to be a fraud.

    American television reports with Michael Perry can be found here ->

    The Texas slaughterhouse is in Huntsville. They don't call it that way. I do. It has seen the execution of 1200 people since 1865. In 2011, in 34 States still applying the death penalty, 3260 prisoners were on death row, some of them for more than 20 years.

    What are they doing in Afghanistan again? Oh yeah... spreading humanitarian values, right?

    American deconnection, Chinese reconnection

    Up here, our Kyoto terminator [Prime Minister Stephen Harper] got a slap in the face from Omaba, who told him that his proposed Keystone XL dirty oil pipeline (linking Alberta to Texas) was a dead duck, until a new and less environmentally dangerous route is proposed. Mister Terminator is not amused (I am though, as also a bunch of others not living in dirty-oil-loving Alberta). Mister Terminator says that if Americans don't want his dirty oil, he'll sell it to China. China is one of the reasons Mister Terminator terminated Kyoto, because, says he, countries like China don't do their share. Now he's proposing to make sure China never does its share, siding with it by the same token. That's what you call connecting the dirty dots. Or taking Canadians for imbeciles.

    Of course, to send that oil to China, it would require another pipeline from Alberta to the Pacific. In British Columbia, they are even less amused than Obama. Hundreds of organizations have demanded to be heard at environmental hearings studying the matter. That pipeline would have to be doubled. Since dirty [some call it tar sands ] oil is too heavy to travel by pipeline, it must be mixed with a liquifier at the rate of 30%. That liquifier is an environmentally dangerous substance which would have to be imported hence the out->in pipeline, and then when added to the dirty oil, that oil would travel in the other parallell in->out pipeline. The Minister responsible for the pipeline is not amused by all the critics. He says they are being funded and driven by foreigners and that his government will change the rules to shorten the delays (his expression), or to shut people up (everyone else's expression). Remember Fascists talk in pre-WWII? Or Orbán now in Hungary? He does not seem to mind however that those who will cash in, the oil conglomerates, are also foreigners. After all, ultra-right wing conservatives are masters in double-language and hypocrisy. It's their trademark, so to speak

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    NO TO THE KEYSTONE XL PIPELINE
    MINISTER JOE OLIVER REACTS:

    One must really be a radical environmentalist to not want to profit from this nice natural and Canadian resource !

    Goodies

    I gave this cake (along with other eatable goodies) to one of my 'guests' at the Christmas réveillon. I had never eaten nor seen any, but I saw it all nicely wrapped in an Italian store and by the price it went (about 14 or 15$), I figured it had to be good considering its small size. But still the same, I always had this nasty thought in mind: what if it wasn't? I could always ask the recipient but it seemed like a clumsy thing to do. The other day I entered a biscuit/candy store on the Plaza and they had the exact same cake, reduced by 3$. So I gave it a go. The dough is something like a pannetone's but a little more tight, the center green creamy part is made with pistachios, the white topping is white chocolate and some whole pistachios are used as decoration. It is made in the town of Bronte, in Sicily, where they specialize in making things based on pistachios (I found that out on Wikipedia). Maybe I expected too much, but my first slice was a fine deception. However, the more I ate into the cake, the more I liked it. Not to justify the price they sell it, imho, but if they'd sell it for, say, around 8 or 9$, maybe I'd buy some again.

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    The wine is a 20 year old Port - not the best match - maybe something white like Beaumes-de-Venise would have been better

    Trying new stuff does not preclude returning to old loves. Also last week, I returned to the Slovenia butcher shop/grocery store/cafe-restaurant because I was out of Kransjska sausages. Although that place is named Slovenia and sells lots of products from that country, it also carries Croatian products, among which the current owner, who is Croatian himself. They always have some cut and wrapped pieces of potica (poh-teet-zah) near the cash register so I chose one with nuts to add to my purchase. They also have some with poppy seeds but I think the nut ones are more traditional. I asked him what they were called since I didn't remember on the spot what it was. He replied "strudel" as had done the woman serving me the last time I had asked. I guess they say strudel because strudels resemble a little the potica, and strudels are better known in these here pastures. I told him, "Yes, but isn't there another name? I have it on the tip of my tongue but I just can't remember..." He said "potica" and I said "Yes, that's it, potica!" adding "and they are much better than strudels!" [1]. The butcher/owner who is usually pretty much expressionless, was simply beaming, harboring a large smile. I guess he was dumbfounded to have in front of him someone who looks as Slovenian as Churchill looked German, and who knew what potica was, and by its name. I kind of felt good inside too, to be honest.

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    [1] Maybe some strudels taste better, but who cares! He was happy, that's good enough for me.

    Still in the goodies department, but maybe in the less flamboyant novelty one, two classics of mine which I had this week:

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    Merguez with risotto alla Milanese this time accompanied by freshly unfrozen republican brains. This risotto was not my best. It is supposed to be flowing, open to new horizons, not with its grains of rice sticking to each other like some xenophobic Front National or NRA member.

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    Veal liver. Sometimes like here I have it sprinkled with steak spices, something I always did when eating beef liver, which I have not had for many, many years. I know it's not kosher since veal liver is much more delicate (priced accordingly) and usually only a few herbs is plenty enough. However, when bought in supermarkets, it is often not from a young veal anymore and borders beef liver in color and taste. In those cases (like in this one) I may then add the spices AND the herbs. And whether beef or veal liver, mucho sal.

    Just in:

    About not so evident evidences

    Pakistani Talibans just put online a video showing them shooting Pakistani soldiers in the back of the head with Kalashnikovs, while cryout out "Allah is great!". Well, I'm awfully glad they told us that Allah was great, because just like that, at first glance, it wasn't that obvious to me.

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    Scènes de Montréal - Montreal Scenes

    Ephemeris

    Three women, three singers of which one also a songwriter, three musical monuments, one American, one Egyptian, one French, all three singing in French partly or totally, and all three born on a January 17.

    When I first heard Eartha Kitt, I don't remember what song it was, nor where it was, maybe on our television here, but I do know it was in French. Chances are it was one of those television shows stemming from the Montreal Jazz Festival organisation. There are two videos featuring her singing this following song live in Germany. The one I link here has less close-ups but at least they use the right glass (flute) to drink champagne. This other one has more close-ups of her face. Interestingly, or not, the waiter who is 26 in the link below is 27 in the other one. Maybe a glass of champagne too many? Or probably just a different waiter (it's not the same show).

    When I was in a boarding school in 1964 or 1965, and we all slept in dormitories, they would put some easy-going music for about an hour after they shut off the lights. That is where I first heard this classic of all classics by Françoise Hardy. For this reason, whenever I hear this song, my mind is flooded with a lot of souvenirs from those early teenage years.

    Iolanda Cristina Gigliotti, or Dalida for her millions of mad fans including the owners of that pastry shop/café where I bought my Christmas stollen (to the point that even Friend who lives next to it thought it was called Café Dalida so much the walls and the decor are laden with references to her), was a woman whose life is a long trail of public successes intertwined with a just as long trail of personal tragedies, including her own suicide. I posted an entry about her some time ago (on February 10, 2008, when I was also going through very difficult times). Just as Eartha Kitt, she had this fascination for men younger than her (who wouldn't? ). He had just turned 18 the song says, or diciotto anni in her mother tongue.

    Add-on: I stumbled on this exceptional document today and could not refrain from adding it here. The English lyrics are on that 2008 page linked above. She is obviously lip-synching in this video. In those days, on French television, it was standard issue. Live performances with orchestras were extremely rare.

    Urban auroras borealis

    This year, the lights installation at Place des Festivals is called a "cloud of frost", Nuage de givre. Two years ago, for those who remember, the Champ de pixels (Pixel Field) was ground based with 400 lights getting on and off as we walked by them. Last year, it was those wonderful eerie lighted balloons, also at ground level. This year's installation is overhead and made for people to look at the city around them. It is essentially water. In fact, those 5 500 hanging banners are each composed of 20 Cryopak medical ice packs filled with saline water, over 100,000 in all. In the daytime, they are supposed to reflect the sun (when there is sun I guess, because this January was not sunny very often). At night, they light up in waves simulating aurora borealis. I think there is also a set of movement detectors triggering the lighting effects when people pass by (under that is). The lighting of the Musée d'Art Contemporain across the street is coordinated with the ensemble. It is supposed to slowly migrate between blue and red along the season (Dec 15 to Feb 2). When I was there (video below), the red was in full force on the Musée, while the cloud and the auroras on the Place were all blue and white. There is an overhead live webcam and at night, we can see the lights change. It can be viewed in streaming with Microsoft Silverlight, and can be set to full screen, but the quality is then not that good (on my computer at least). The address is here: //fluxgivre.nova-lux.com:80. As I write this, it's all blue and white, no trace of red. I read that the conceptors of this installation think big: they have plans to propose a version 2.0 or maybe 3.0 to cover the Grand-Place de Bruxelles, or the city of Xi'an in China. I don't know if any of these projects will materialize, but I wish them the best. I see no problem at all at exporting elsewhere what many now call the Montreal Buzz.

    I was there in early evening on the 10th (January). That was a Tuesday and it was quite cold, I had to keep my gloves on while shooting with the camera. Rather clumsy. The zoom feature in video mode has one drawback: it's noisy and we can hear it easily. I guess it would be different at a rock concert.

    Rolling downtown

    Montreal is apparently known as a Canadian mecca for skateboarders. That's why Adidas decided to add one featuring Montreal in its world series of videos about skateboarding. The person here who chose the filming locations is Drew McGraw, a New Brunswick born (as me) who's been living in Montreal for seven years. He recounts that the filming crew wanted to rent a mini-van to travel from one filming site to the other but that he suggested they use the metro instead, since it went everywhere. After being in the metro so much, they liked the feeling and decided to finally use it as the video's backstory. Says an enthousiatic McGraw: «It's probably one of the best places to skateboard in Canada, the plazas, the parks, everything. And the police leave us alone. It's not like in Toronto.» He's the one saying it, not me. Anyways, there are very nice shots of the metro in there, including a few from the Line3-Blue level of the Jean-Talon station (blue/yellow/orange/red designs at 0:33 & 3:47). Outsiders can't tell which station is which because they replaced the station names with the names of skateboarders. Locations include the esplanade on Mount Royal, the Olympic stadium, Parc Lafontaine, but also many in the heart of downtown like at Square Victoria (some may recognize the Guimard metro entrance - it's also where the Occupiers camped, last fall), McGill College St with that cream-colored crowd sculpture, etc

    It's this because it's not that

    Some may find that I talk A LOT about Montreal. That's the way it is. It it was another way, I would have to be talking about myself about whom, believe me, these days, there is absolutely nothing worthwhile to report, or I would be talking about politics which I'm kind of bored of, especially that it keeps worsening everywhere. We know it, no use to get reminded of it all the time. So what's left? Food and Montreal. In my book, two fascinating life pleasures.

    ADDENDUM

    At midnight tonight, my time, Wikipedia will shut down its English-language service worldwide for 24 hours, this to protest an American legislation which wants to deal with foreign sites supposedly illegally having or referring to American copyrigthted material, possibly closing down American sites having links to those other sites. My take is that if it becomes unliveable for some sites to remain in the United States, there are about 180 other countries where they can establish. The American Congress, dominated by Republicans, is doing all it can to hurt American interests. As per this Wikipedia blackout, I find this attitude equating to "What's good for America is good for the planet" to be of the utmost arrogance, if not vaguely laden with foul imperialistic smells. Some time ago, an event happened in the United States which had happened in smaller proportions but on a much larger scale on the long run in a heck of a lot of other countries just as "modern" as the United States. This did not prevent people from those other countries to shower Americans with a deluge of help, comprehension, grief, name it, even if most of those Americans didn't have a clue that what they were experiencing was already very well known in those other countries. Maybe they should not push their luck too much. If there's another of those events, god forbid, maybe others could become less inclined to rush if they feel they are being considered second fiddles by actions like Wikipedia's. Just sayin'...

    They asked for comments, I sent mine:

    «I totally disagree with this move for much of the reasons mentioned and very well stated by “James” in previous comment number 4000. This is an American thing, and should have stayed that way. It’s not because English has become the new lingua franca on this planet (for now) that it infeodates foreigners into your local problems. If this would be a global protest about growing global erosion of free speech, that would be another story. Then everyone would be involved. This is a far cry from it. By the way, my mother tongue and daily life language is not English and the Wikipedias I consult are for the larger part from other languages. I view this with an outsider’s point of view, and makes it even more unacceptable to me from that standpoint.»

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    Scènes de Montréal - Montreal Scenes

    I just knew it

    All those cries by North Koreans following the death of Bas-Tard-IL seemed way too exaggerated to me for being real. I was on the distinct impression that those people acted that way because they knew that someone, anyone, would stool on them if they didn't act that way and that they were scared to death of what that would mean. I wanted to post about it and should have because today (Friday) we learned from a South Korean newspaper specialized in North Korean affairs, the Daily NK, that some North Koreans have been found guilty of not showing enough sorrow at the funerals and were sentenced to six months of hard labor in camps conceived for the "enemies of the people".

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    Mitt Romney speaks French

    That too I was planning to post about a few days ago. He learned French when he was a Mormon missionary in France for more than a year, long ago. I was to post something like "hey, I'd bet some dumbfuck and ignorant Republican for whom being cultured is a flaw will bring this up and make an issue out of it".

    Well, one just did. Gringich, or Gingrich, or DimSwitch, or whatever, I'm not sure, let's settle on Asshole for shorts. And if he did, it's because there's a whole bunch of other assholes just like him out there and whom he was courting for their votes. After the Freedom fries (freedom to piss on cadavers?) and now this, and knowing that the U.S. maybe wouldn't even exist without France's help back then, I think maybe France should ask for the Statue of Liberty to be sent back. They don't deserve it.

    This said, I didn't follow the New Hampshire primaries but apparently Romney is on the move. Rolling, even, to the convention...

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    Sticky Kyoto

    Harper (he's Canada's Prime Minister) thought he could ditch the Canadian signature on the Kyoto Accord and that would be the end of it. I mentioned in a previous post that for at least one Quebec university professor, Daniel Turp, it was far from over and that judicial action was being set up. Well, a formal lawsuit has been filed at a federal court against Prime Minister Harper and three of his Cabinet colleagues. The lawsuit argues that Harper just did not have the right to do so, that he (the executive) exercised powers wihich belong to the House of Commons (the legislative). And to spearhead that action, they got the services of Julius Grey, probably Canada's top and most famous lawyer when it comes to civil and human rights (charters), among others. Says he: «What is in question here is Parliament's power and the role of the executive. It's a fundamental subject that is learned in first year of law school. [..] Causes of this nature must not fail because of a lack of money. We are going to find the means to go up to the Supreme Court»

    This promises to be quite interesting. It's not every day that the current Prime Minister is being sued, and it being spearheaded by leading experts like Turp and Grey, at that. If they knock on my door for money, there's gonna be a few bucks for them. Money well spent.

    Up yours, Stephen (that's his surname, the Kyoto terminator).

    Sticky icicles

    We were blessed by the gods and had had almost no snow and not much very cold weather up to now. This all changed in the last days. Snowfalls over snowfalls, and arctic temperatures, all to make this guy quite unhappy. I mentioned before the main reasons why I hate winter. When it's not too cold, it's because it's either snowing or very cloudy and the sun never shows up and it's very depressing. On the other hand, when it's bright sunlight outside and you'd want to go and enjoy it, you can't because when this happens, it's because it's cold like hell outside. And in both cases, it's most always windy in winter.

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    Sticky plots

    • Syria's Bachar al-Assad says there's an international plot against his country.
    • Canada's Stephen Harper says there's a foreign plot behind the opposition to the dirty oil pipelines he wants to build in British Columbia.
    • Iran's Khamenei says there's an international plot to kill their nuclear scientists.
    • Montreal's Banyuls says there is no foreign plot behind the crazy weather Montreal is having these days. We are adults and take it as it is.

    The pest of Budapest

    I was told in early January by my Hungarian friend in Budapest that things were not going well at all in his country, with their new government. I replied that here also we had similar problems, referring to Harper. He replied that to say that, I must not have been very knowledgeable of the real situation over there.

    Well, it turns out he was dead right. I had heard reports here and there that there were problems but nothing really in depth. In a matter of days, that was to change drastically. Disturbing reports started pouring in. First a radio program on Radio-Canada (Euromag) adressing European matters, and where the situation was well explained. The situation, in a few words, is the hijacking by a man and his political party of the whole State of Hungary, the executive, legislative and judicial branches, with accompanying freedom-restricting measures akin to fascism and dictatorship. Later last week, we had two reports live from Budapest by Radio-Canada's Paris-based reporter, on its national nightly news program. She is herself Polish-born and well versed in former East Block countries. I'm talking about the French Radio-Canada network (I found nothing, zilch, nada on the English network site). There was also talk and analysis on the same news program about the disastrous financial situation in Hungary right now. In French, what goes on over there is called a political "dérive". A drift, or to use a now famous expression: a major malfunction. Europe (the institution, but not only) is very worried.

    The pest of Budapest? His name is Victor Orbán. His political party is the Fidesz. He got elected a year ago because the Socialists who were there before did a lousy job and people were fed up, that Orbán used to be a very progressive man, and that the other party to choose from was the extremist, racist and quite scary extreme right party Jobbik. Orbán turned out to be a Dr Jekyll/Mr. Hyde. Only 16% of the people would still vote for him compared to the 52% he got. But it's too late, and the people are hitting the streets in protests. Meanwhile the country is more or less bankrupt and the government acts as if it was managing prosperity. One of the articles I read on the net about this situation was from the French Journal du Dimanche and started with this paragraph which says a lot (my translation):
    «It is an experienced diplomat posted in Budapest who speaks. A man knowing how to measure his words, not very prone to exaggeration but who rapidly, after a few minutes of conversation, cannot hide his stupefaction, his worry, finally his fear. "What goes on in this country is like delirium. Hungary does not respond anymore to the criterias of a State governed by the rule of law. Political alternance is rendered almost impossible by the new Constitution, the State and judicial apparatus are completely locked, opposition medias are economically strangled. Victor Orbán, the Prime Minister, has aged very badly. He is completety greedy for power and revenge and presents a psychological profile which is quite disturbing".

    What these events remind me of is the fragility of many liberties we take for granted. Hungary is not some -stan country where backwards customs consider women the property of men who keep them prisoner in their homes or under veils. It's a modern country, where people revolted against the Communist USSR in 1956, an insurrection that was crushed in a bloodbath. It's also a country with a glorious past. If it can be hijacked by some people using the democratic system as a means to anihilate democracy, it can happen elsewhere. We forget too easily that WWII was just yesterday. Not only WWII per se, but all what preceeded and fostered it. We also forget, us North Americans, all those interment camps where we threw our citizens of Italian and Japanese origin, the massacres in the U.S. and, in Canada, the sending of our Amerindians in schools to be "re-educated" in the daytime, and sexually abused after sunset, the dreadful witch hunts of the McCarthy years, up to the hijacking of Congress by Bush and his neo-cons so as to attack Irak, and the current hijacking of Canada's institutions by our Conservative government, and so on, and so on. Did I mention Guantánamo (not only that it is still there, but the mere fact that it even existed)?

    I wish my friend lots of luck, he who is the father of a months-old young boy and for whom he fears a future not at all of the kind he expected and wants.

    BTW, the "pest" in Budapest does not refer to any past epidemic, it should in fact be written BudaPest because the city is the unification of two former cities each on its side of the Danube, the hilly and rich Buda, and the more flat and proletarian Pest.

    Add-in: Incidentally, Télé-Québec is starting tonight (Sunday) a selection of four hours from the excellent French series Apocalypse, the first two hours being dedicated to the years that saw the rise of Hitler and eventually the war, and later this month, two more about the occupation. This series was seen by six million French viewers last November, and was also shown in Belgium, whose RTBJF ranks it among its ten best programs of 2011. Considering what goes on in Hungary, and in a lesser way in other former East Block countries (Poland namely), this series could not fall in a more appropriate historical time slot.

    December 21? Heck no. But January 16 could be it.

    I don't really believe that the end of the world will happen on December 21. The Mayans just ran out of seasons. However, I may believe that for some, January 16 could be the end of theirs. I read in an article this week that the day of the year in northern countries when the people are the most depressed (measured by the most suicides due to winter blues) is January 16. That's next Monday. So I guess that if I'm still there on Tuesday, it means that the worst is over. It can only be going uphill afterwards. However, if I'm not here, it wouldn't necessarily mean that I willingly left for greener heavenly pastures (it's warmer in hell but I don't think I qualify). It may simply be that I made a heart attack shoveling over and over for days. For this reason, I am less and less inclined to buy a new car when my current one will have to be sent to the scrap later on this year. That, at least, is a certainty. Québec will implement mandatory inspections in 2013 and Tupperware-blue-four-wheeler has no chance in a lifetime to pass that test.

    Incidentally, celebrated physicist and considered genius Stephen Hawking, who should have died about 40 years ago with the disease he has, turned 70 last week. He couldn't attend the birthday party for health reasons, but he gave a pre-recorded conference and answered questions put to him by BBC listeners. In there (my retranslation): «It is quite possible that we will witness the extinction of the human species, since it is pretty much certain that a catastrophe, such as a nuclear accident or global climate warming, will destroy the Earth within one thousand years. It is therefore essential to colonize space. I think we will first establish autonomous colonies on Mars, and other astral bodies of the solar system, although this will not necessarily happen in the next 100 years. I am even confident that the progress of science and technology will permit one day for humans to disperse beyond the solar system, if not to the confines of Universe.»

    Considering their record here on this planet, I would have only one word to say to those residing in the confines of Universe and who would happen to see some Earthlings heading their way: BEWARE!

    Relaxation corner

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    «Happy New Year, Uncle, I wish to you that your income taxes increase by 50%, that the polar ice cap melts in your neck, that they find shale gas in your backyard, and the health to go through it all !»
    Cartoon © André-Philippe Côté - Le Soleil

    And since this is "snowbirds" season...

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    - CIAO BIG ASSHOLE, I QUIT !
    - Didier, it's your wife... she says she can't find your Loto ticket !

    Enough to go bananas!

    ADDENDUM JANUARY 16

    Anger

    There's an old Chinese proverb, attributed to Confucius I think, which goes something like "When the wise man points to the moon, the idiot stares at the finger".

    Rick Perry is the quintessential incarnation of that idiot.

    Trying to excuse the four American soldiers who urinated on dead Talibans, this former US Air Force pilot recalled the existence of a photography showing General Patton urinating in the Rhine during the Second World War. He added: «Although there are no images, Churchill did the small thing on the Siegfried Line», the fortifications defending Germany.

    Like all those dumbolt puritans and warped evangelicals like him, it never came to his mind that the scandal did not arise of the soldiers being filmed urinating, but because they were doing so ON HUMAN BODIES. Rick Perry does not give a shit about human life. Like all the others like him. They pretend to, but are the grossiest hypocrits this world has ever engendered.

    I had never seen Brokeback Mountain. I saw it late last night on Radio-Canada. I went to bed full of rage, and images of Matthew Sheppard crucified on that fence popped to my mind, mixed with the ones I had just seen of Ennis seeing in his own mind his lover Jake being savagely beaten to death by other Texans, only because he was gay. And now, this. I know there are most likely real decent human beings living in Texas, but for the rest of this day, if there is one single word ever invented by humankind and which I don't want to hear, read, or even think about, it's TEXAS. Tomorrow, we'll see. Because there will be a tomorrow. If there is any incentive to stay alive past January 16 these days (re December 21... section above), working to combat repugnant people like Rick Perry is surely one of them. And after seeing the Apocalyspe - Hitler program showing how a swindling Hitler rose to power in the 20s and early 30s, the urge to combat all those little Hitlers that are poppinp up here and there sure is another one of them. I'm not talking about genocides. I'm talking about how they take power using populist and sleazy dirty-tricks methods, then hijack societies, and destroy what's "human" in them.

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    Place des Festivals - 2011.12.19
    Préparatifs pour - Preparations for - "Luminothérapie - Nuage de givre"

    Scènes de Montréal - Montreal Scenes

    Lighting up winter - 1

    «Éclats de verre» is a wordplay meaning either "glass sparkles" or "glass shatterings", depending on your fancy or state of mind. One of three installations part of this year's «Luminothérapie» in Montreal's Quartier des Spectacles. Luminotherapy is a therapy using light to shun away winter blues caused by a lack of natural daylight in northern countries. Some special table lamps exist for this sole purpose. The good ones are expensive. This one is free.

    Place Émilie-Gamelin sits on top of the large Berri-UQAM metro hub station, and is the west entry point of the Gay Village, via St-Catherine St. The three sculptures in the upper section, longing boulevard de Maisonneuve, are by the park's designer and contemporary artist Melvin Charney, and a deconstructed representation of the buildings around. In summer, they double as fountains. The building involved in the installation is a hotel, and the guy who says "it's made for that" is me. That was an easy one. A true anglophone would have said "that's what they were intended for". The original files totalled almost 1 gigabyte, I had to downgrade them a lot in MovieMaker to get them below 100 Megs for Xanga, which in turn compresses it furthermore. This not only hinders the video greatly but also the sound, I noticed. By the way, there's no added sound in there. It's as it was.

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    Petite Italie - Little Italy - Piccola Italia - 2012.01.05

    Scènes de Montréal - Montreal Scenes

    Hello Bye Bye, and Goodbye

    4,1 million people supposedly watched one of the two airings of the 2011 Bye-Bye, Radio-Canada's annual year-end television show, up from 3 645 000 last year. Of these, 2 628 000 watched it live, that is at 23h00 on New Year's eve, and 1 474 000 watched the rebroadcast on Sunday evening. Having seen it with the first gang, I can reasonably presume that not many would have bothered watching it twice. I know there's not much to do on New Year's Dayk, but hey, not to the point of self-inflicting this kind of torture. Since Quebec's population is 8 000 000, if you remove those who were ineligible to start with, the toddlers, the seniles in or not in special homes and those vacationing elsewhere, you easily reach 55% to 60% of the population. If you then consider as "technically ineligible" those anglos who never watch any French television, and those recent immigrants who wouldn't have a clue what this is all about, you may reach 65 to 70% of the population, probably more, who was glued on their television set for this. Maybe Quebec needs a shrink. Until next year's psychotherapy, it's goodbye Bye-Bye and I won't shed a tear.

    Angel past

    There was a special show put up this week-end by close friends and fellow musicians of Lhasa de Sela, to pay homage to that superb woman who died of breast cancer on January 1, 2010, at the age of 37. When her death became known some days later, Quebec was stunned. After two years, the wound is still there. We'll get used some day to her not being there anymore, but that day has not come yet. I had posted about her death on January 5, 2010

    One link, which I mentioned then in a comment, has changed. I post the new one here. It's from a home-made recording session that Lhasa did in April 2009 (8 months before her passing) in Patrick Watson's loft in the "culturally hip" Mile-End district of Montreal. Watson is also very well known on the musical scene here (he gave a show on the Place des Festivals some time ago, which I mentioned I think) and is one of those who organized this week-end's concert, to which will participate (an extra show was added due to the demand) many well-known Montreal artists and some from abroad, such as Arthur H, from France. The drummer in the video below is Andrew Barr, from the Barr Brothers. They closed Letterman's show this last Thursday. The Barrs are adopted Montrealers since 2007. They are American (from Rhode Island, then Boston), just as Lhasa was (New York State). Links to other songs from that session can be found on Youtube typing Lhasa and "[Live in Montreal]".

    Maybe because of the fury of the seas, of which the North Sea is certainly not deprived of, as we can see in Carlo's nice videos, and of which Jacqques Brel talked about in his song "Le plat pays", I found some connection between Lhasa's Rising and this last song which, incidentally, I stumbled upon two days ago in a rare video featuring a young Brel, Flemish scenes Carlo will surely recognize, but more so, English subtitles. Brel isn't easy to translate ("dans la chaleur épaisse des langueurs océanes" being a case in point, from another song, Amsterdam) so when someone does it for me, I just grab it.

    Frida is in Montreal

    I ditched the other puzzle which for all purposes I had stopped working on almost a year ago, when I transferred it to a cardboard because I neeed the table for the 2010 réveillon. When you have to test 250 pieces each time you try to put a new one in a large zone of basically the same color and that even then, it turns out they don't fit anymore when you trying to add others to it, you know you are stuck with a badly designed puzzle. So back in the box it went.

    This Christmas, Brother gave me a new one, a Frida Khalo self-portrait. This one is up to now of a much better quality. The end product is to be 50x70 cm (500x700 mm) and when I started to turn upright all the pieces, I left a free area of that size on the table to make the puzzle in. What I didn't expect, and it's a first for me, is that the longer dimension was the height, not the width. This means that I had to rearrange the free area accordingly, but also that it may become stressing on my neck or back or even my knees to make the top part. So that's the area I chose to start, to get it over with. Mind you, the red sun and its golden rays makes it a little easier, although the center of the sun is pretty much the color of the dress so there could be some challenges there. And I'm not in the blue yet so maybe I'm overly optimistic. Time will tell (time can't keep shut, it always tells). I remember that when I opened the gift wrapping, the first thing I said was "I think I know someone in Texas who may be delighted to have received this...".

    The puzzle is made in Italy by an Italian company, Ricordi, and their puzzles are only picturing fine arts . I had never seen this 1953 self portrait before and Google Images returned only one other occurence, a pic from an American company selling what they claim are hand-made reproductions and where the image is reversed, with the sun on the other side and the colors somewhat washed out. Considering Kahlo was rather a fan of bright colors, and that this company mentions that the painting would be called "Self Portrait with Deigo on the Breast 1953" leaves me a little doubtful about the serioiusness of that company. When you are in the art business, you KNOW or SHOULD KNOW that it was Diego Rivera, not Deigo Rivera. Anyways...

    First layout.
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    After rearrangement.
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    January 8: Here comes the sun. It's on its way anyways...
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    This is the painting printed on the box:

    Facebook

    I still wonder how come that Facebook invite appeared when I clicked Submit a few posts back. It never re-occured again after that. Another forever to be unsolved mystery.

    Obama

    Had a segment here about Obama but it's been called off. I didn't ditch it, I just put it somewhere to be used later, maybe, or never.

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    Poissonnerie Shamrock - Shamrock fish store - 2011.12.07
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    Scènes de Montréal - Montreal Scenes

    Americana - take 1

    The word Santorum sounds like some kind of toilet bowl cleaner. Add-on: which is of interest to no one and pretty lame to even mention in a blog. Jan 6: - Add-on to the Add-on: In view of his comments yesterday at a New England College equating gay marriage with polygamy, let me reinstate this but somewhat differently. He is not some kind of toilet bowl cleaner, he is the toilet bowl itself. I should never come back on what I write. Time sometimes proves me right.

    Americana - take 2

    In Iowa , whose caucuses launched on Tuesday the forthcoming primaries (primalries ) which will unfold in the States of the Union during the next months, only 21% of eligible Republican voters believe in global warming and 35% in the theory of evolution, according to the survey firm Public Policy Polling. These are the people those candidates are trying to satisfy to get their votes. Just sayin'. Rick Perry says he's thinking [about his immediate future]. That's new for him. Why doesn't he remain his own self and get lost, now! He nor we don't need any thinking about this. The woman, her, didn't sleep on the switch before catching the message. Then again, women don't have testosterone overflows to manage.

    Americana - take 3

    Nice full page last Saturday, the 31st, in a section of my paper dedicated to the analysis of major world events of the year past. I'm talking about the setting. The vertical pic of Obama and everything. I'm also talking about the contents. In that article titled "United States - Birth of a new pessimism", they were reporting what an ambassador of a European country had to say about the current American mood, based on his 30-year experience as a diplomat there. I found it quite (very in fact) interesting and since Google's translation needed much less adjustments than usual (once is not custom), I can post it here.

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    2011 was the first year of cohabitation between Barack Obama and Republicans, who now control the House of Representatives. But instead of constructive compromise, the year was marked by paralysis, especially on issues dominating the campaign for the elections of November 2012: that is the fragile economic recovery and the monumental debt. This paralysis helping, 2011 was the year of a new kind of pessimism for Americans.

    Washington - For the first time, the majority of Americans believe that younger generations will have a more difficult life than their own. That's what they notably told the pollsters of the Gallup Institute in 2011. This pessimism is the highlight of the past year and could characterize the one which is starting.

    Nothing so far has eased it. Neither the assassination, on May 2, of Usama bin Laden, enemy number one in the United States since the attacks of September 11, 2001 which he had claimed. Neither the death of Colonel Kadhafi, former American enemy number one. Or even the ending, just before Christmas, of the Iraq war, the longest conflict in U.S. history with the ongoing war in Afghanistan.

    The continued embroilment in the Pakistan-Afghanistan mess did not help any more than the end of the manned flights of the Space Shuttle on July 21, the start of drone flights in police surveillance activities in the United States itself, or the failure of the U.S. intelligence to be informed of the death of Kim Jong-il before learning it, December 19, through the official medias of the North Korean regime.

    The things is that this pessimism is new, because it is existential. It relates to the vision that Americans have of their country and their place within it.

    The ambassador of a European country who has known the United States for three decades and prefers to speak to Le Devoir on conditions of anonymity, thinks that this pessimism reflects an awareness by Americans of the decline of their country.

    «Americans are very patriotic, but a patriotism based largely on an almost utopian vision of their country. The conflict between this feeling and an often less than perfect reality has always led to intense debates and self-criticism, for example during the Vietnam War. But these debates, for difficult they may have sometimes been, had never cropped the fundamental optimism that this utopia was in the order of the possible. Today, and for the first time, the founding optimism is itself being put in question: Americans are wondering whether their national history isn't going backwards, both in the econonic field and in terms of influence in the world.», declares to Le Devoir this diplomat based in Washington.

    Economic malaise

    The erosion of the Americans' "founding optimism" is primarily driven by their economic malaise. Four years after the collapse of the housing market that led to what Barack Obama and other politicians call "the worst crisis since the Great Depression," Americans "do not believe that a rebound will happen, and if ever it does, they do not expect to benefit from it" as two investment funds managers, Sheldon Kasowitz and Ethan Devine, wrote in the New York Times.

    The American economic malaise has long existed . Wages in real terms have not changed since 1970 and inequalities have widened further in the United States than elsewhere in the Western world since 1975, as shown in the report published by the OECD [Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development] on December 5th. But the duration as well as the magnitude of the current crisis - that is to say the fact that it deeply affects the middle class and the White population, and not anymore only the poor and the Blacks - is now shaking the foundations of the famous "American dream".

    "We can't climb the social ladder [" We can't get ahead "]," lamented an Illinois resident on National Public Radio on December 22. A complaint heard across the country this year.

    Yet signs of recovery have appeared. 2011 ends with an unemployment rate of 8.6%, the lowest since March 2009. Growth was 1.8% in the third quarter, 0.5% more than during the second. Households have reduced their debt, devoting now only 11.09% of their after-tax income to service their debt instead of 14% just before the crisis broke in 2007. Construction of individual houses and apartment buildings increased by 9.3% in November, the highest figure since April 2010. Applications for building permits, they, climbed 20.7% over 2010, which suggests an improvement in the housing sector and the overall economy in 2012.

    "The economy is moving in the right direction," said Barack Obama. But "for someone who is unemployed or whose house is foreclosed, it is not enough," added the president.

    According to official figures, there are now in the United States more than 13 million unemployed. Some 43% of them experience a long-term unemployment, that is to say for over 27 weeks; only 22% of 5.7 million long-term unemployed receive benefits. Foreclosures were up over 21% in the third quarter. Over 46 million Americans live below the poverty line, a new record since 1959, when the U.S. government began keeping statistics on the subject.

    As for the federal government's debt, it resulted in the U.S. losing its AAA rating from rating agency Standard & Poor's on Aug. 6, before topping the surreal 15,000 billion line on November 19. Increasing at a rate of over 50 billion per day, the public debt will exceed the gross domestic product in 2012, warned the International Monetary Fund.

    Despair and frustration

    Faced with these problems, the politicking manoeuvers, essentially delaying tactics, from the executive and legislative branches, as well as the absence of profound changes coming from the White House, disappoint and exasperate Americans. Having started the year with an average "popularity" rating of only 19.6%, Congress wraps it up below 13%. Barack Obama, him, has a satisfaction rate of 46% but ends the year as he had begun it.

    Exasperation prevails over disappointment. "Don't destroy the American dream!" exhorted a sign waved by demonstrators from the "Occupy " movement, the American version of the movement of indignation, which began on September 17 in front of the Wall Street Stock Exchange.

    «The country is very divided, the political center seems to be losing ground, the situation is exacerbated by the economic climate and the budgetary crisis, it becomes very difficult to find common ground» says our European ambassador.

    «The middle class loses out, or at least stagnates. This is new in the United States, he said. There is also the feeling that the banks were bailed out by taxpayers while the bonuses paid in the financial sector did not decline significantly. All this led to anger among the middle class which fueled the Tea Party in 2010, and now the Occupy movement.»

    But while the Tea Party movement had resorted to the Trojan horse strategy to try to control the agenda of the Republican Party in 2011, Occupy sends back to back the two Parties dominating American politics. Inspired by the revolts in Tunisia or Egypt, it denounces the system itself. Some Americans take to the streets to express a general outrage. This is unprecedented in the post-Vietnam United States.

    Yet, since the beginning of the movement this fall, politicians and the American media either ignored or ridiculed the indignates, or focused on the alleged infiltration of the movement by anarchists or delinquents. Meanwhile, the decentralization of both the movement and its internal decision-making has hampered its communications. Thus, it is to the movement itself that more and more of Americans attribute the violence they saw in the police raids against the indignants camps.

    The Occupiers are therefore reviewing their strategy. Instead of setting camps, or on the fringes of, they march past the White House and Congress, block foreclosures, disrupt the boards of large companies, block ports to protest against the relocation of jobs. Links are established with organizations with old and national structures: trade unions, churches or Irak war veterans organizations.

    Whatever the good or bad fortunes of Mr. Obama, of his Democratic friends and of his Republican opponents in the presidential and legislative elections of November 2012, the biggest challenge that presents itself in the United States therefore concerns the American people itself. For the movement of indignation, the challenge is to maintain its independence and avoid being recuperated by the Democratic Party. For the whole of their compatriots, the crucial challenge is not to expect a change in the existing two-party system, but to channel their pessimism so as to weigh in the political balance and to, who knows, dream of an "American Spring" .

    © Marie-Christine Bonzom - Published in Le Devoir - December 31, 2011

    (original article "en français" -> http://www.ledevoir.com/international/etats-unis/339402/etats-unis-naissance-d-un-pessimisme-nouveau

    Seen from here, all this American senseless political bickering as of late by irresponsible public figures, in Congress and elsewhere, and rising to untold summits in the current election circus, including the deluge of money involved, reminds me of the orchestra on the Titanic's deck. With the notable difference that on the Titanic, they knew that the ship was sinking, and knew there was nothing they could do about it.

    The American ship is taking water, and those Americans who don't pass the essential of their time in church basements know it too. The above article is certainly not a scoop for them. But that ship can be made to say afloat. Way too many American politicians act as if they lived on another planet, oblivious to what's really happening behing the scenes. Or under the flashy rugs they parade on. I'll concede that they are not all the cream of the crop, that's the least one can say. Democracy has its kinks. And loving Jesus does not make you an expert in economics. So it all narrows down to the American people itself. If it decides to do something about it. About that, I'm dimly optimistic. It's gonna be a long stretch. And old habits are not easy to break.

    Meanwhile, those who could act now and effectively in the 'existing' political structures are the Haves. This brings us back to greed. Always the greed. A large majority of the Haves will prefer sinking with their greed than sharing their wealth with the Have-Nots. And there's a good chance they woud drag along all the others with them. What characterizes best the American society is not individualism, as widely thought, individualism not being bad per se, but the fear of turning out to become a loser. In the American psyche, if you're a loser you are no one. Doing what it takes to be a winner is a war that makes no prisoners. It's me, myself and I, and the buck, literally, stops there.

    I'm not lecturing here. I'm selfishly minding my own interests. Because if the U.S. sinks, we will darn well sink along with them, whatever BigBallsChestThumpingKyotoTerminator Harper says or thinks.

    Laterz: Just found this - When they say that a pic is worth a thousand words... Ironing out reality to hide its creases?

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    pic © Charles Dharapak - AP

    Even more laterz: President Obama felt it necessary today to promise to maintain the "military superiority" of the United States in the world, despite the necessary budget cuts. I guess that if he had to say this, he knew that it was a matter of sizeable concern among Americans. That ambassador is not that off track, isn't he.

    Canadiana - take 1

    Read in my paper this morning that the excuse given by the Canadian government to scrap its membership of the Kyoto Agreement was based on falsehoods. They contended that since Canada did not (a euphemism) meet its Kyoto goals (adopted by the former government), it would be subject to fines of 14 billion dollars if it stayed part of the agreement. It would appear that this is total bullshit, there being nothing in the Kyoto agreement to this effect.

    Canadiana - take 2

    Or should we call this Quebecana. In the same paper, an opinion in the Idées (Ideas) page by Daniel Turp, international public law teacher at the Université de Montréal and himself a former politician (separatist) at both the provincial and federal levels, enjoins the Quebec government to make it clearly known that Quebec is not part of this "Canadian" approach and that it has and intends to continue working towards reaching the Kyoto Accord's greenhouse gas reduction goals (which is true), and also that if Harper says the Kyoto Accord is something of the past, it certainly is not for the Québec government and its citizens. He also contends, and he's quite knowledgeable on this, that the Canadian position could well be overthrown by our higher courts, aka the government being forced to reintegrate Kyoto. That would make us the laughing stock of the planet, wouldn't it! (presuming we are not already). Turp is preparing a court action on this. The idea is to make sure that elsewhere on this planet, it becomes known that Harper does NOT speak for all of Canada, and also that he spoke in matters that are in large part not even of his juridiction. Mr Turp has set up a "citizens petition" website where individual Quebecers can adhere, on a personal basis, to the Kyoto Accord. There is also another online petition, this one on the National Assembly site, asking the Assembly members to reaffirm the total adherence of Québec to the treaty, despite Ottawa's withdrawal.

    Text of this last petition (my translation):

    WHEREAS the government of Canada has decided to denounce the Kyoto Protocol at the United Nations framework convention on climate changes;

    WHEREAS that in accordance with the Law on the Internatinal Relations Ministry, the National Assembly has approved the Kyoto Protocol by unanimously adopting a motion on November 28, 2006, and that the Québec government has declared itself bound by it by adopting a decree on December 5 2007;

    WHEREAS there exists in Québec a large consensus with regards to the fight against climate changes;

    WHEREAS Quebecers, men and women, adhere to the principles of lasting development and equity towards future generations;

    We, men and women citizens of Québec, ask the National Assembly to denounce the decision of Ottawa and reaffirm the commitment of Québec towards the Kyoto Protocol. We ask, therefore, the government of Québec to respect the targets of limitation and reduction of emissions during the commitment period extending from 2008 to 2012.

    More of Elizabeth

    I'm not talking about adding more disgrace to this Royalty ass-licking frenzy that Harper and his freaks have been indulging in lately.

    I am rather talking about a réveillon leftover, a nice piece of Bleu d'Elizabeth blue cheese not to name it. I have this recipe I picked up decades ago on TV5, by a Belgian become Swiss chef who is dead now, most probably, and of whom I have talked about before, I'm pretty sure also. This recipe is so simple it's mind boggling, and yet, it is real food for the gods, no kidding. Needed: clarified butter, chicken breast, roquefort or similar strong blue cheese, cream and a make-up kit (paprika, flour, salt, pepper). And pasta, farfalle or the likes.

    The modus operandi is quite simple: you pan fry the seasoned chicken breast on both sides in hot clarified butter for a good twelve minutes. For some reason, it never burns. A dark golden crust forms and the chicken continues cooking and stays moist, by some kind of miracle. In the meantime you mix and heat half and half cheese and cream until smooth. When the chicken is cooked, you put it in a preheated plate, add the cheese/cream mix to the pan along with a dallop of regular butter, heat until it thickens (a matter of seconds) and then spread on the chicken. Accompany with the pasta. The parsley on the pic is my add. Strong salty blue cheese for this recipe is a must. Oh yeah, I forgot, I had this for supper last evening (Wednesday). This dish calls for red wine. I had this opened bottle of Cahors that my brother had brought for the réveillon but which we did not use then, so Cahors it was. It's only after I finished my meal that I remembered that the region where roquefort is made and the Cahors region are practically neighbors. Nice coincidence.

    Yeah, it's kinda rich. So? What's your point?

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    Kings

    No, again, I'm not talking about William, king to be and grandchild of the other one. I'm talking about that trio which was wandering around Palestine some years ago, maybe a couple of thousand for all I care.

    I stopped by my Latino grocery store this afternoon to buy some cookies and came face to face with some of the largest cakes I had ever seen. I didn't know what they were called and asked if they were "coronas" (crowns). I was told they were roscas de reyes. I didn't know what roscas were but hearing reyes (kings), my religious upbringing flashed back to my mind. It is a traditional Latino cake they make for the Epiphany, the Three Wise Men day. Originally it was round, but now they are oval because Latino families are large families and they need a large cake. One was even double the size of the others, filling the whole cabaret. I don't have a clue what they taste like. Maybe I should buy one and see. On the other hand, I just [only] finished the stollen yesterday so a rosca whatever could last me months. I'll see...

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    Laterz:

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    Caption: «Some 200,000 citizens of the capital had a taste yesterday - along with a glass of mik - of a portion of the traditional 740-meter [2,427-foot] long rosca de reyes, courtesy of the Federal District's government headed by Marcelo Ebrad, who announced it as being the largest in the world.»
    Pic © Foto Notimex, La Jornada Jalisco

    Sigh... Gawd I miss that incredible city! The Zócalo (familiar name for the Plaza de la Constitución) is the large plaza in the center of historic Mexico City, one of the world's largest. The church in the far left is the cathedral, built by the Spanish where was and with the stones taken from the Templo Mayor, one of the Aztecs' main temples. The building on the right is the Presidential Palace (Palacio Nacional). I think everyone understood "masiva".

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    Scènes de Montréal - Montreal Scenes

    Slowly resuming

    Dec 30 - I'm still feeding mostly on the leftovers from the réveillon. I don't complain. I had three servings of that bouillon au poulet and each was an enchantment. I now have only one tiramisú left. They went at the rate of one a day, just about. My liver is not gone yet, it, but I think I'm pushing it to its limits. Especially with the chocolates I munch on during the day time. The orangy sauce which was in a small ramequin fell on the kitchen ceramic floor this afternoon when I tried to get something in the fridge so that settles that. I also have to go buy another ramequin, but that's another story. Nothing urgent. It was the third one of a pair, so I still have the pair. There's still a piece of stollen. I think tonight will see another part of it go. After the cheese. And the mussels before that.

    Pffuiittt!

    Dec 30 - The big storm forecasted for Tuesday (27th) failed lamentably to show its bravado. It deflated more quickly than the champion of wimps and was literally a no show. It's a good thing they didn't sell tickets for it because they would have been submerged under a flow of angry people asking for reimbursement. We did get however the three days of arctic temperatures that were supposed to follow and which did just that. When it's -16C outside with a windchill factor of -24C, you just stay home. I still went out yesterday for a few errands. And also because I badly needed to get my walking record back on its feet because since Christmas, it only develops deficits one after the other. It's not too bad when one is well dressed. What's worse is when the wind hits you upfront. And in winter there's wind all the time. So your luck depends on the orientation of the streets. If the wind blows in the same direction as the 200 meter stretches between intersections and it is facing you, you're very much out of luck for the whole of those 200 meters, and the other ones on the other side of the intersection, and the other intersection after that... On the other hand, when the wind is not after you, walking in the cold can get enebriating. Really. It's something sensual. Almost erotic. You get all weird inside and may even walk more than you had anticipated. That's what happened yesterday when I expected to walk to métro Beaubien (for a special reason) and ended up continuing up to métro Rosemont. All in all, that became a 3,5 Km walk, out of a daily recommended 5 Km so finally it wasn't that bad. Two days earlier, I also went for errands, namely to find another bottle of Heinz Seafood sauce. These bottles last me for years, and the little I used for the réveillon was the end of it for the bottle I had. It turned out not to be an easy task. I first went to the pocket supermarket near métro Jean-Talon. None. Then I walked to Marché Jean-Talon and entered the fish shop there. None either. I had bought the one I had in a fish shop so I was starting to wonder if maybe it was now discontinued. Not giving up, I continued my way to Milano's. Nothing either. Well, when I say nothing, I mean no Heinz. They had other brands at Milano's and at the fish shop, but Heinz is what I wanted, and nothing less than Heinz is what I was ready to settle for. I then decided to walk to no man's land. Well some people live there, mostly Greeks from earlier immigration and lately a whole bunch of Indians (from India), Pakistanis and surrounding countries. There's an overhead railroad track, and its car and pedestrian underpass, separating Parc Extension from Little Italy. It's called Parc Extension because Avenue du Parc, a large avenue, abruptly stops there, when it connects with Jean-Talon St. Anyways, there is there, next to the old train station under which is now the Parc métro station, one of those football field sized supermarkets, Loblaws not to name it, a large Canadian supermarket chain. They had the Heinz sauce. When I looked at the ingredients, compared to the others I had seen, I knew it was worth the effort. I met there a former work colleague who lives in the area and when I told him about finally finding that sauce here, he told me that yes, they had a lot of products in that store but because it was catering more to south Asians than grass-roots Quebecers, he had at times to go to that pocket supermarket of mine to find some things. You can find anything in Montreal, even a hand-made stollen, but sometimes you have to travel a little, if only ten blocks.

    19h00

    This evening, instead of having supper at the time I should have, I again took to the streets for a few errands. First to an ATM because I was almost out of cash and I hate not having a minimum of it with me. I pay everything cash, or just about. I also needed some bananas and some tomatoes, for a mussels recipe I will make later on (hopefully before 23h00 ). I went to Milano's for the tomatoes and some garlic and some bananas and some half bottle of white wine at the nearby wine store. I buy my garlic there because they have those real and large garlic bulbs, sold by the unit and which taste like garlic, nothing to do with those imported Chinese small ones which are much cheaper, come in netted packs of three, and taste what they look like: nothing. I think they come from the States (the one I bought) but I don't want to know. I avoid buying produce from the States when I can because there's been way too many recalls lately to my liking. If I'm to die eating cantaloup, I'd prefer it to be Latino. I noticed Milano have a nice variety of unsold regular-sized panettones and have started to reduce their prices. Maybe next week or the one after will be a good time to go fetch myself one. I also bought a couple of bread rolls for the cheese I'm going to have after the mussels. That cheese, what's left of the Maréchal, I just removed from the fridge so as to bring it to room temperature. I just unfolded its wrapping and my oh my, what superb smells. It's like a good quality Gruyère with a thick brown coat. Can't wait.

    22h48

    Mussels were very good: white wine, tomatoes, garlic (lots), pepper (almost lots) and a "bouquet garni" stashed in there at one point.

    23h05

    The Swiss Maréchal was just perfect, and the sliced whole wheat rolls I bought at Milano were a perfect match also. Just as I sat down to indulge in this cheesely sin, there was this repeat airing of an afternoon Radio-Canada [1] radio program where they were just starting to chat with a Quebecer who worked in the alpages (at cheese making in the Swiss Alps) where he met his Swiss wife and eventually started with her a microbrewery next door in the French Jura, the Brasserie entre 2 mondes (means Brewery between 2 worlds). I'd bet she's got relatives living in the canton of Vaud, where the Maréchal is made, for all I care. You can't invent this. And to think that someone would go to France and advertise his beer by saying its first quality is being Québécoise is even more astonishing.

    [1] I've explained before why English-Canadians have the CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Corporation) and French-Canadians have the Société Radio-Canada but can't use the acronym SRC because the word Canada is not in it and they (Quebecers, it must be understood) might get to forget that it's a Canadian institution. Canada is a slightly neurotic country. Or run like a kindergarten, your pick. And that's why that I have to say Radio-Canada radio instead of SRC radio, while those who speak the right language and don't have to be reminded how shit hot Canada is can, they, say CBC radio. Nuff said... Besides, we make cheese, they make war. To each his priorities.

    23h15

    Stollen or no stollen?

    23h27

    Stollen. But no Porto. Already had a beer (make that two if you are strict on numbers), white wine (Aligoté) in and with the mussels, and red (St-Saturnin - Languedoc) with the Maréchal, so we'll call it a day as per spirits are concerned.

    23h37

    Talk on the radio about a very recent Iraki immigrant (and family) who hasn't been able to practice his religion since a decade, and fled Irak because of persecution. What's his religion? He's Christian.

    Thanks George Double Yah. Still a chance that you are a Christian too, and born again at that, otherwise what would it be if Saddam was still there, eh?

    23h50

    Herbal digestive tea mix (from Argentina, bought at a Latino store). Not sure it will be of much use, but you can't win if you don't buy any tickets.

    Walking tours

    Dec 30 - There's a name for the type of very North American street grid we have in Montreal, but I don't remember what it is. Some Europeans who come here are a little disconcerted by it because they expect to find what they are used to at home, an old center and concentrical streets revolving around it, or in the worst cases, a spaghetti.

    The great Heinz-sauce quest walk (Tuesday) :

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    The basically almost no quest walk (Thursday) :

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    I always use the Jean Talon (Bell) Tower, over the Jean-Talon metro station, as a starting point on these diagrams. To clear any possible innuendo, I do not live in the metro tunnels and I am not a homeless. I use this building because it's in the general area of my pad, and that I'll be caught dead before I post my real address on a public internet site, that's all.

    Two great minds coming together. This intersection is only a few meters from the flowery(?) house in the header. The surrounding area is not genial at all, however. An old light industry area (garages and the likes) being slowly reconverted into residential, with condo apartment buildings popping here and there (how original... )

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    Don't mess around with my culture! ¡No juegue con mi cultura!

    31 Dec - Heard on the radio this afternoon that In Peru (and Ecuador), they make dummies with old rags representing all the nasty stuff from the year past and they set them on fire on New Year's Eve to get rid of all those bad karmas. I think it's a fabulous idea. Some Peruvian environmentalist groups have, apparently with some success, worked to get this practice stopped, because it supposedly pollutes the air. I generally am all for the environment and stuff, but I'm not too hot towards integrist ayatollahs. Some of those environmentalists should breathe by the nose at times and relax. This happens once a year, for heaven's sakes. And if only for the mental good it provides, these burnings have much more positive fallouts than the few negative ones that teensy bitsy particules can have for an hour or two once every year. ¡Olé!

    Christmas monsters

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    Santa Claws - on Drolet St.

    Bye-Bye 2011, 2010, 2009, 2008, 2007, ....1968.

    Dec 31 - In view of a comment by Carlo about the réveillon being a New Year's thing in Italy rather than a Christmas one, we may not be that much apart. In Québec, long ago, there was also a big réveillon on New Years, maybe even bigger. Gifts ("les étrennes") were given on New Year's in those days, not at Christmas. The difference between the two was that the Chrismas réveillon, following the Midnight mass, was a strictly close family thing, while the New Year's one was a 'come on in everyone' more extended event, with music etc. Big réveillons at Christmas are something more recent, I think. And of course, gifts are now Santa Claused, that is Christmased, like elsewhere. In my native Acadia, the Jour de l'An supper was also a big thing, usually even larger than the Christmas Day supper. Before that, on the morning of New Year's, the father would bless the family (il papa, not the priest ). Things changed eventually. For more than forty years now, except for a few years, a third to a half of French-speaking Québecers were glued to their television sets at 23h00 on New Year's Eve to watch the annual Bye-Bye show, a satirical/humorous/sometimes very caustic review of the year past, under the form of sketches, and which lasted until 00h30. A good part of it was live, in particular the passing of Midnight. So people would wish and kiss Happy New Year along with those who did the same on TV. I'm not sure it's still the case. The other half of Québec, having spent the night in parties or public events, watches the show's re-run on New Year's evening. And for the ensuing days, the most common topic of conversation is whether the show was good or not and almost invariably most say it stunk and that the previous ones were better. Which will not stop them from watching it again on the next New Year's Eve. Despite the controversies also, some having been quite heated to say the least, especially in recent years. So this is how turns the wheel of societies. About this event of New Year's, I'm pretty damn sure Québec's yearly Bye-Bye grand mass is a unique case in the whole wide world.

    This last paragraph is politically charged but also full of hope. Skip if not in the mood.

    One of the most famous Bye-Bye sketches ever was one done for the 1970 Bye-Bye. It was in the footsteps of the October Crisis, when some of the 400 (most of them innocent of anything) people arrested and jailed without mandate by the Canadian government were still in jail, the army had been deployed in Montreal, among others to protect houses of diplomatic people but also of rich anglos, a Quebec government Minister had been found dead, and tensions and emotions were very exacerbated. Québec was in great turmoil. Westmount is a very rich city in the city, almost exclusively English, located on the southern slopes of Mount Royal. Houses there are almost all mansions. It is separated by Sherbrooke St from the French-Canadian and extremely poor at the time district of St-Henri, just below. Those were two worlds living side by side, totally oblivious to each other. Westmount refused to join Montreal during the recent mergers, while it's francophone counterpart of Outremont, on the other side of the mountain, did. The sketch starts with a French-Canadian soldier posted to guard the house of a rich anglo and, calling his chief, asks him since it's 5 minutes before midnight, if he would mind calling his wife on his behalf to wish her, and his kid also, a Happy New Year on the stroke of Midnight. The rich and drunk anglo guy (otherwise he wouldn't have) then comes out to chat with him, in an improbable and unthinkable conversation in real life. Asked where he comes from, the soldier says St-Henri and when the other one is not too sure where it is, the solider says "down there, where there are not lights, that little dark corner..." to which the anglo replies "You come from St-Henri and you are guardian in Westmount". Yes, the soldier says, I joined the army to be able to travel. Later, the anglo says that he likes so much all the beautiful province of Québec, "my home" he says. The soldier repllies by having a toast "to the health of 'your' province". After midnight had passed, the anglo says he's returning inside and the soldier says "go to h.. er...ahead". Helping the anglo from falling, he tells him "Take care, because if I fall, you're gonna fall too". It meant of course that no matter what, we must find some way to live together, in mutual respect, otherwise we'll all be losing. That sketch was done live, in real time. It was very funny, tackled extremely hot issues, and is a good example of the fine sense of humor (especially in self derision) we can sometimes have here (not always, though). As someone put it, it was a little something to heal a gaping wound. Things have changed a lot since then. Most of the rhodesian-style anglos (affectionately called têtes carrées, squareheads) fled Québec to Ontario a few years later, when the Parti Québecois was elected in 1976. Those who remained, the majority, are now very well integrated in Québec's society, and finding a young anglo who is not bilingual has become a rarity. Nothing's perfect, but we're getting somewhere. The past is the past. What's important is the future. And the future gains a new notch every New Year!

    The comedians are the late Olivier Guimond (the soldier) and late Denis Drouin (the rich guy), two of Québec's most famous and celebrated burlesque comedians ever. The woman is Louise Latraverse, a Québec actress who in the late sixties lived in New York where she used to hang out at parties held by the Beatles and with Bob Dylan, and later moved to California where she married Emmett Grogan, a marking figure in the American hippie and anarchist movements. She returned to Québec in the late seventies I think. Another case of crooked atoms between Québec and California.

    And for all and in particular those I may have missed,


    Bonne et Heureuse Année!


    Happy New Year!


    Felice Anno Nuovo!


    ¡Feliz Año Nuevo!

    Addendum

    Jan 1 - Friend came over last evening. We had pizza which I had previously bought at Motta in the afternoon. We didn't watch any tv until 23h00 even if all evening there were special year end programs, most of them humoristic (the Bye Bye is not the only one). Most will be repeated today anyways, those I cared to watch at least.

    At 23h00, we moved from the kitchen to the other room and watched the Bye-Bye. Besides the opening and a few other scenes, it stunk.

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    Scènes de Montréal - Montreal Scenes

    This and thats of the Season

    Dec 23 - From a column in my paper today: «Noted in philosopher Emmanuel Jaffelin's Small tribute to kindness that kindness is considered a weakness in modern society, notably because it places the kind person in a subordonate position not encouraged by democracy. "What constitutes the basis of democracy is the tremendous aspiration to equality which makes of every citizen a king. Democracy is not born simply by the death of the king: it is rather its proliferation."

    Dec 23 - Moving Day in Montreal is usually July 1st, when traditionally most apartment leases expire. Yesterday and today, two neighbors of mine moved, one by her own means (it took her all day), another one with a moving company. Another tradition gone by the window?

    Dec 23 - Wednesday, I listened to a nice interview with French philosopher and religions specialist Frédéric Lenoir about a recent book of his. It lasted 13 minutes (available here, in French), of which the last part adressed in particular the issue of Jesus with regards to Christmas. It's those last three minutes that I translate below (somewhat literally, I don't have the time to be fancy just right now ). I mentioned it on Carlo's site but I put it here for the edification of the masses (I don't know if it's a correct translation of the French 'pour l'édification des masses' - I use it here in a humorous sense).

    [.. talk about Jesus being born 7 or 8 years before the famous year 0)..]

    LENOIR: ...and furthermore, we don't know where he was born, so we think it is in Bethlehem because it is said in the Gospels, but there are many, many debates by historians on this, since it would be much more logical that he'd be born in Nazareth, and that they made him to be born in Bethlehem in the Gospels to say he was the expected Messiah, since it was expected from a prophecy, Micah's, that the messiah would be born in Bethlehem and that suited well the disciples of Jesus to make him be born in Bethlehem, but we don't really see why, finally, it could have been in... we are told that there was a census and that because of the census.. but the famous Quirinius census took place fifteen years after the birth of Jesus, so it's a historical error. Finally, we don't know much about the birth of Jesus.

    HOST: But we are sure that... still the same you reassure us about one thing: it can't be denied that Jesus did exist, right?

    LENOIR: No [can't be denied], not at all, not at all. And even some historians, well all the serious ones, be they atheists or believers, are totally in agreement with that by saying: all things considered, that there are sufficients events following the life of this public figure to be certain that he existed. However, what we cannot know with certainty is if what is being told about his life in the Gospels is true. Is it only essentially accounts by his disciples? But if there are external accounts by historians, they came later and finally don't add much more besides telling us that there is a certain Jesus who died under Pontius Pilate... about the events of his life, on the miracles, on his words, etc, in detail, we can only trust the four gospels, essentially.

    HOST: [..]

    LENOIR: But I would say that they were written soon after his death, a few tens of years, the eye witnesses were still alive for most of them, and so finally there is a great part of authenticity on the essential storyline. After, for the words in detail, that of course, no one knows exactly.

    HOST: So, in closing, Frédéric Lenoir, for you, is... well... we always talk of commercial debauchery, but is there still a link with another meaning for Christmas, do you still notice it around you?

    LENOIR: Oh, yes, absolutely. Me, I think that... of course it's a commercial festivity, but not only that. It remains, if you want, a celebration of fraternity, that is a moment when people feel touched, want to meet again, we bind family ties, we travel to go meet far away family members, it's a moment also when a lot of people dedicate time, it's the case more and more in France [and in Quebec and probably elsewhere also, my add]... dedicate time to the underprivileged. There are many associations organizing things on Christmas evening for the homeless, for those who are alone, for the aged, and so I'm struck to see that Christmas is not anymore a Christian festivity in the religious sense, but that it remains a festivity linked to the spirit of Christ, that is the love of one's neighbour [in the fellow human being sense of the word, my add].

    The way I see it, if in the future the commercial hooplah around Christmas would diminish, I don't think it would automatically bring about more religiosity in the celebration of Christmas. But the essential message of Jesus, it, will probably continue to be heard, more than ever. His message, centered around the well-being of Mankind, being universal, maybe this festivity will, in turn, become a universal day where all the peoples on the planet will stop to reflect about the future of Humanity, starting with finding ways to make sure it does have one. Humanity's survival will only be assured when it starts to put sharing as one of its top values. And to share, the first thing to do is to not deplete everything.

    Dec 26 - The 'réveillon' ended as it was hoped it wouldn't. Between 4 and 5 AM. I know it was past 4h00, but the rest got lost . The stollen, if only upon opening its cellophane wrap and started to exude its wonderful smells, enchanted me and everyone. None had heard about this stollen cake before. But everyone besides me already knew what was La Mie Matinale (where I bought it) and everyone besides me even knew its owner, and on a first name basis at that. Some days I think I should get a life and move downtown, in the Village or its vicinity. So we ended up sharing each of our knowledges, the reunion of both worlds kind of: the downtown and uptown worlds, that is. But living far from Marché Jean-Talon and Little Italy and now Little Latina is something I'm not sure I'm ready to cope with. So I guess it's the same old story: the elsewhere grass being greener. If Mr. Seguin's goat [1] is any indication, maybe I'm better to stay put where I am now. Who knows what the big downtown bad wolf would do to me!

    [1] One of the stories attributed to Alphonse Daudet in his "Lettres de mon moulin" (186?) (in English Letters From My Windmill)

    Dec 26 - As I explained in a reply comment in my last post, I'd set up a real Christmas tree if volunteers were rushing out to help me with this venture, but it's not the case, so second best is a symbolic bookcase tree. It never will be an aluminum artificial tree, because of complex family traditions. Brother mentioned that I should install the sea star, or starfish (bottom shelf) as the tree top. Maybe. Why not. But it would have to be solidly attached. I wouldn't want it to fall on the floor and break. It's a gift I received from an Amerindian woman in Mexico. It's not worth bundles, but has a big sentimental value, which as the credit card ad says, is priceless.

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    Dec 26 - Today Dec 26 is Boxing Day. The name and tradition is something we inherited from the Brits and of which I'm very mildly interested in knowing more about. I did read something on the matter at one point in my life but I forgot. Here however, it's something like a sissy version of Black Friday in the U.S. The stores only open at 13h00 (12h00 for food supermarkets) which shows some kind of respect for those store employees who have the right to a full Christmas like everyone else, imo, and that people don't pepper spray or trample others [2], but there are people getting into line-ups as early as 7h00 AM just the same. It's a commercial tradition that is losing ground every year since more and more shopping is done online and more and more bargains are available weeks prior to Christmas. It's mostly stores that sell clothing that keep the fort, since clothes preferably must be tried on if only for size, not to mention that it doesn't mean that if the mannequin in the pic looks gorgeous in it, that it will be the same for you.

    [2] Good grief. For once, to keep the Christmas spirit, I thought I could part from bashing our good ol' American-copy-catting English-Canadian friends. I generally don't have existential remorse about bashing them since they bash and calomniate us a hell of a lot more than we could ever do about them (some stuff in their prestige press boggles the mind as per stupidity goes), and if only to set the record straight... On this I am not at all the present-the-other-cheek type of person. I you calomniate me, I'll at least say it's false when it is, and why. And if the calomniator has his own closetful of skeletons, I'll certainly won't stop from putting it in the balance. But for one day, I wouldn't have minded giving it a break. I just saw on the CBC something about a disconcerting incident in some mall on their turf (in Winnipeg - Canada's crime capital if I'm not mistaken) involving pepper spray and gone crazy customers one of whom had a knife. I also saw on our own television that in Montreal, people acted like humans, entering the stores in a rapid but orderly fashion when the doors opened, with store employees greeting them with applauses. I'd lie if I'd say I was surprised. But about some in western Canada starting to act like Black Fridayers, I was not overly surprised either (can I add 'unfortunately'?). By the way, that 13h00/employees respect thing is very Québec and governed by law. There are of course some people whose only value in life is the frickin' dollar and who push to have things changed, but so far the government has resisted. For now. In Ontario the stores opened at 6 AM, with some waiting outside since late the preceding evening, that was Christmas Day, for gawd sakes! In New Brunswick where I come from, unless it changed very recently, stores don't open at all on the 26th. That's even better. So I guess that in Canada, the more you head West, the more you flee a civilized and people-caring world. I don't know if this is funny or tragic, so I won't put a smiley here. Add-on: It's just boring, finally. This there's a smiley for it.

    Dec 26 - Tomorrow is storm day. Or so they say on the weather channel.

    We had no snow and no real cold temperatures until the week preceding Christmas. Then in the middle of last week, we had ice rain. Not just a few drops. Rain all day turning into ice on contact, and piling up, all followed by a drop in the temperatures, just to make sure that everything froze solid until the end of time. Getting rid of a coat of ice on a car, or on the steps of a twirling staircase, is not exactly what you can call a barrel of monkeys fun. Let alone going out on errands and not ending up with multiple fractures.

    The next day, it was milder so some of it melt, making nice gooey shores along the sidewalks. Then it started to snow. Except it didn't really get that cold so the snow was filled with water and when it fell on cars and the likes, the mixture froze stiff and this, boys and girls, is much worse than ice. Ice, you can heat the car a little and when a small film of water develops between the ice and the car, the ice can easily (somewhat) be pushed away in slabs. But not this frozen watery/snow. It just stick to everything like crazy glue. After having passed an hour the first day getting rid of the ice, this time around I just left it there on the car, waiting for milder days, and sprinked some calcium on the stairway, for safety purposes. In the meantime, all those bad people (just kidding) who prayed for snow on Christmas Day got their wishes answered. So one layer of frozen stiff watery snow and one layer of ordinary snow is now what covers my four-wheeler. Since it's milder today I had thought about going out and clean it up somewhat. That is until I saw that they forecast a storm for late Tuesday and early Wednesday, which could be anything from freezing rain to regular snow, but lots of it. Freezing rain on snow creates a crust, and the snow under remains tender to the fork, to use a culinary example. And snow on snow changes nothing besides that there's more of it. In both cases, it's better than ice directly on the surfaces. So for now, everything is on a standstill. I won't risk doing a cardiac arrest trying to clean up that car and have it all ruined tomorrow. I may be lazy, but I'm not dumb.

    BTW I wonder if they have any Weather channels in Europe. I mean tv channels on cable where the only thing they talk about 24 hours a day is the upcoming weather. I know they sure don't have any in Mexico, where the weather is as predictable as getting 'la turista' (visitor's diarrhea) within a week after having landed there. But here, these channels have record-breaking audiences. In fact, the weather is always, and by far, our main conversation topic. Comes in handy when you have nothing interesting to say, I can tell you that.

    Dec 26 - In Nigeria Islamists are slaughtering Christians, in Syria the government is slaughtering the inhabitants of Homs, in Texas Santa Claus is slaughtering his family of six adding himself as an extra, and all this slaughtering business brings back to my mind a film from the early seventies called Slaughterhouse-Five which had wonderful Bach music played by Glen Gould, and the people I hung around with back then, but I'm disgressing. For some reason, egotistically and today only, I didn't bother to go further than the headlines. We've got 364 other days for that.

    Dec 26 - On Christmas Eve, during the réveillon not to name it, a great advancement in Man's history occured. One man at least. I got Friend to eat (and like) shrimps. I didn't force him or anything. I just turned around and he was enjoying one of those canapés I had made and telling me how he liked them. I suspect he liked the sauce (Heinz seafood sauce) more than anything else, a little of which I had put in a small accompanying mini bowl, but still the same... The canapés were two or three small pink nordic shrimps (fished near Sept-Iles in the Gulf of St-Lawrence where I lived for a decade) skewered on a tooth pick and sandwiching a little square of white cheese (I used Monterey Jack, could have been mozarella), and deposited on a slice of cucumber. Some time ago, he stunned me when he suggested we have mussels at a restaurant outing. Since I've known him, he was dead opposed to eating any shellfish, not because of the taste, but because of a weird idea that he was eating something like an insect or the likes. So for the réveillon I also had an entrée consisting of mini individual servings of risotto with safron and shelled mussels, a recipe I found in that Italian magazine I talked about a few posts back. Yummy. So for Friend, the next step will be a bold one: moving on to lobster. I also had another entrée before the risotto, sliced boconcini spread on a bed of bruschetta sauce (slightly picante), topped with freshly grounded black pepper, a trickle of olive oil, and garnished with a bouquet of fresh basil leaves. My bruschetta sauce is to die for, by the way. I'm not the one saying it. Those who eat it do. And it's broosketta, not brooshetta as some here pronounce it. Already that bruschetta is the bread, not the sauce per se. I would have taken pics of all this but a réveillon is not a street sale. Once it's started, it's to be enjoyed, not to be reported about live. And the first one to open a cell phone, dumb or intelligent, is to be shown the door. You don't mess around with a réveillon. After the entrées came the main dish, the cheese platter and the dessert. I'll talk about those later on, this evening or later. Right now I'm hungry (it's 21h00 after all) and I have lots of leftovers from the réveillon to choose from.

    That entrée is called "Risotto con cozze e zafferano". I don't know how the French/English/Spanish Moules/Mussels/Mejillon migrated to become Cozze in Italy, but as Carlo says, languages are a bundle of mysteries. I of course already knew that zafferano was safron. I didn't have those sassy serving bowls and couldn't find any, so I bought other ones which are less sassy but much more practical to handle when they are hot, since they have little handles. I put a regular-sized fork next to them to get an idea of their size. A liittle larger than the ones in the magazine pic, but they did the job.

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    Addendum Dec 28 - Réveillon menu, continued (a promise is a promise ) and final (I hear those sighs of relief and hey, maybe they are shared).

    The entrées mentioned above were only served about two hours after the guests arrived. Before, they munched on a platter of crudités (raw vegetables) accompanied by two sauces, a fresh white one which is always a winner (mayonnaise, sour cream, finely chopped cucumber and scallions) and another hotter orangy one, containing hot peppers and chipotle, which is great on an iceberg lettuce/tomato salad, but not that great with vegetables. It will have a short career under that usage. In fact, it's already over. . There was also an olive platter, large stuffed green olives, some stuffed with garlic pieces, some with lemon peels (delicious), some mixed ones (all sizes and colors with bits of orange peels), and small black ones. I also had made (for the first and last time in a réveillon) a new canapé consisting of small sections of cipolata sausages, strapped with prosciutto on the round side, and each cut end powdered with ras-al-hanout, a Moroccan spice used in couscous, namely. Then pan fried, of course. They are delicious, but must be served preferably hot it turned out. They were only slightly warm (although previously fully cooked) and guests kind of boycotted them. I ate them the next day, re-heated, and enjoyed every single one of them. There was also that shrimp/cheese/cucumber thingies I mentioned above. And a small bowl of mixed peanuts of which I was the only one to have any. And of course, beer and wine, to relax the brain muscles.

    After the entrées, it was gift opening time, back in the first room where was (and still is) that weird Christmas tree. When I started these réveillons, gifts were to be more symbolic than anything else. We still try to keep it low scale, so it ends up looking like around 20$ or 30$. Often but not necessarily, it's food (chocolates, fancy cakes) or nice bottles (Porto, Chartreuse) and the likes.

    After that interlude, it was back to the dining table for the "pièce de résistance". In English, that would be the beef in "where's the beef?" I guess. Or the main dish, more simply put. In the previous years, this was a bouillabaisse of turkey wings (or legs eventually). Something complicated to make (lots of ingredients and cooking stages) and quite stuffy. When I started making it years ago, I wanted it to become my new Christmas tradition. This year, with two entrées and all the rest, I decided to come back to my own roots and original traditions, and serve something much lighter: an Acadian "bouillon au poulet" or a "fricot" as it is called by some. This dish, terribly simple but mind-boggingly tasty, we probably brought with us from France back in the 1600s. Needless to say, it has nothing to do with today's "bouillon de poulet", chicken broth in English. Originally, it was made with capons (chapons) or boiling fowl (old hens not very good at egg-making anymore). Nowadays, we use chicken, but I always use grain-fed chicken. If I would live in Europe and have access to chickens having lived in liberty on a farm, I would of course use these, but here that's almost impossible to find. There are different modus operandi as per the order of cooking, but mine which is the most traditional, consists of browning the meat in some fat (I use duck fat) until very golden, then reserving it while onions are being browned in the same fat, after which is added the water, savory (sarriette), salted herbs and pepper. The chicken is then put back in, and the whole thing is slowly cooked the time needed for the meat to be fully cooked (comes off the bones just looking at it ). Then the meat is boned by hand, put back into the broth, diced potatoes are added and the cooking goes on another 20 minutes or so. Then, and this is quite important, the dish is to be cooled down and put in the fridge, or outside in winter. The more times this dish is reheated, the better tasting it gets. At serving time, and only then, we add what is called "pâtes" in Acadia, and "grand-pères" in Québec, maybe "dumplings" in English, anyways flour, salt, baking powder (levure sèche), cold water, slightly mixed until it holds together, no more, spoon-dropped into the "bouillon" and cooked, covered, for around 7 minutes, without ever, I mean ever, removing the lid. The magic ingredient of this dish is the savory. An absolute essential. It's a peasant's dish, no doubt about that. And even a poor people's one for that matter. But I have never encountered anyone who wasn't subdued by it. This time around was no exception. Except for the dumplings. From the minute I was preparing them, I knew something had gone wrong. And once cooked, instead of being fluffy as they should be, they were all hard and tight. A complete disaster. It's only the next day that, wanting to make other ones, I realized that, because their containers were of the same yellow color, I had mistakenly used corn starch (a thickening agent) instead of baking powder (the opposite). That's like wanting to brake while pushing hard on the gas pedal. Oh well, can't win them all.

    After the "bouillon" came the time for the cheeses. I had five of them. Maybe too many, but I wanted a good variety, that is at least one "bleu" (blue-veined), one goat's milk, one firm washed rind and one soft bloomy rind. This is not an easy task. Choosing I mean. There are well over 300 artisanal cheeses produced in Québec. A good half of them don't have any reason at all to be afraid of comparison with others on the international scene. On the site of the Fédération des producteurs de lait du Québec alone, I counted 274 (for alphabetical list, click where appropriate). Some, a minority, are copies of other cheeses, like brie, camembert, etc, but the largest part of them are unique, and I have tasted many of them over the years. Some I haven't because they can only be bought on location, where they are produced. Some others are not listed on the Fédération's site because they are not part of that organization, like Ruban bleu which produces 14 different goat milk cheeses, or simply because they are small rural outfits working in the "very" artisanal domain. All this to say that this small society of ours having only reached the 8,000,000 population mark some days before this Christmas, Quebec has become one of the world's fine cheese meccas, probably second only to France. Many of these cheeses are made with raw milk. The difference in taste between raw and pasteurized milk cheeses is huge, in favor of the first needless to say. Pasteurized = bland. All this to say that I bought some Tomme des demoiselles, Bleu d'Elizabeth, Fleurmier de Charlevoix, Le Charbonnier and to finish a Swiss cheese, Le Maréchal (not for exoticism, but because I like it ). The Fleurmier I bought with Friend in mind. It's a mild and soft cheese, one which I didn't know yet, something like a brie but with a very pale yellowish color and a nutty taste. Wonderful cheese. The Charbonnier, the cindered goat one, you could eat with a spoon so much it was flowing. The Tomme is from the Magdalen Islands, smack in the middle of Gulf of St-Lawrence, where cows eat sea salt drenched grass on those tree-less small islands. The Bleu d'Élizabeth is somewhere between a Roquefort and a Fourme d'Ambert and do I have to add, the Elizabeth here has nothing to do with the UK. Le Maréchal is a very tasty hard cheese produced in Switzerland.

    After the cheese, the dessert. This year, for the first time, it was not to be my world famous tiramisú, it having been bumped by the new kid on the block, Junge Stollen, who brought along his young Portuguese friend, Porto LBV. I was told by Junge Stollen's parents that he would be in good company with a red Port, so I stuck to this, instead of matching him with a golden 20 year old, although I'm sure they would both have quickly become good friends. But since I didn't really know this Stollen kid more than his reputation, and being the provident person I am, I hadn't taken any chances and had made a batch of my world famous tiramisú just the same, in case, you know... Being provident proved to be an unnecessary move, so I ended up with nine tiramisú on my hands. Brother left with two. As of now, I have eaten four, so I still have three to stuff myself with. Is gluttonery a sin? Pecato... pecato...!

    Having not taken pics when the events were ongoing, for reasons mentioned earlier, but having done more than needed as per food is concerned, I ended up with leftovers which, in turn, I could this time immortalize with my camera.

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    This is the "bouillon au poulet", third (and last) reheating, thus the thickened looks. All the difference with chicken stock lies in the "au" instead of "de". Bouillon "au" poulet means bouillon with chicken, while bouillon "de" poulet means bouillon "from" chicken. The cheese is the Tomme mentioned above and the wine is a just opened Italian Piemonte Barbera. The chocolates are a gift from downstairs neighbors.

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    I had made a list of the cheeses, with little labels on toothpicks next to each cheese. One is still on the table on the pic above.

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    The Italian-Moroccan reaching out. (cipolata/prosciutto/ras el hanout)

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    Dessert plan A - the winner

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    Dessert plan B (the one I got stuck with, well sort of... .

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    These two fellas have been part of the celebrations for longer than I can remember. The white one survived years of having Friend mess around with his antlers. The brown one almost passed away two years ago when his tuque was too near one of those tealight-lit minihouses and caught fire. I don't remember if that red and green minihouse next to him was fire-damaged in the same incident. I guess it is all part of the kid in me who still lingers down there in some childhood memory drawer.

    WHAT THE FUCK?

    When I clicked on Submit, I got this "Connecting to Facebook" frame and had to click "Cancel" to get rid of it. I don't want to have anything to do with Facebook, Zuckerberg, fake friends and all that crap. Nothing. Like in Zero, Zilch, Nada, Sweet Fuck All. I'm not sure I'm being clear enough here... If this is some kind of a joke, April 1st is only in four months. Hold your horses!

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    THE FUDGE (Le sucre à la crème) - Translated

    You know what they say, a butterfly flaps its wings somewhere and a tidal wave is generated elsewhere, what we know less, is that when a butterfly does not flap its wings or when Mrs Cambodia does not make her usual Christmas time batch of fudge -- Mrs Cambodia from the Cambodia convenience store -- it also generates an event, but not a tidal wave, we'll agree on that won't we? Just a little event, almost nothing.

    A Christmas tale? If you want.

    No fudge this year? asked Mrs Auclair, already blushing for having asked. Especially that she couldn't care less. It's only because it was Christmas week. To say the truth, she couldn't care less that it was Christmas either. She didn't know what had gotten into her. She was staying there in front of the counter, sheepish...

    I can give you the recipe, Mrs Cambodia told her, two cups of 35% cream, she jotted down on a small sheet of paper, two cups of brown sugar, one cup of white sugar, one knob of butter, bring to 236 degrees, remove from the heat, add the butter, wait till the mixture cools down to 110 and mix well...

    Mrs Auclair put the piece of paper in her coat's pocket. At 76, she had never made any fudge in her life, it amused her to try making some with a Cambodian recipe...

    Mix, mix again, she really thought she had muffed it when suddenly it took the right consistency and she ended up with... a carload - really a carload - of fudge. Good heavens! What would she do with all that?

    Mrs Auclain lived alone. No friends. No husband, she never had one. No brothers, no sisters, no nieces, no nephews. She only had André, her son, but he was in prison, serving a life sentence. It will be 31 years next Spring that her son is in prison, with a very short interlude of freedom, just enough time to break his release conditions. He was now over fifty.

    She had forgotten him for a long time, nothing painful, a little like if he was dead. And then, two years ago, one evening, a voice on the phone:

    I am the prison chaplain... It's about your son. He died? No, he was transfered to a medium security prison where personal contacts are permitted. He asked to see me? No, but I thought it would be nice. Thus, for the last two years, Mrs Auclair has been visiting her son once a month. When he knew the visit date was approaching, he would call her at supper time. Will You [1] come on Thursday?

    Did he always use the polite form with her? She didn't remember. They didn't spend too much time on the phone, so as to not hinder their rare conversation subjects. This time, however, just before he hung up she had asked: Tell me, André, do you like fudge? Why do You ask me that? Because I would bring you some. I have done it myself. It's the first time. It's the first time You make fudge? Yes. I don't recall ever having eaten any, he said.

    To get to the prison, she had to take the metro, then the bus, then a taxi. In the waiting room, it was mostly women. Girlfriends. Young mothers accompanied by children who were already bored, and that day two Latino women laughing loudly.

    Each time, Mrs Auclain read again the rules posted near the door and banning miniskirts and transparent clothing, each time it brought her a little shadow of a smile. She had asked the first times if she could bring books, food. Nothing. Only small change for the vending machines.

    It was her turn. Good afternoon, Mrs Auclair, greeted her the guard on duty. She filled up the visitors form. Emptied her pockets in the little tray, her keys, her wallet, she was still keeping in her hand the Métro [2] supermarket bag in which she had brought the large square of fudge wrapped in aluminum paper. Your bag, please, said the guard.

    She retreived the square from it, unfolded the wrapping paper to show the guard: it's fudge.

    The guard nodded his head, I'm sorry, Mrs Auclair. He really was. She didn't even try to make him bend. She blamed herself for not having thought about it, Christmas or not Christmas, she was in a prison, not a hospital. Robbers, not sick people. She remembered that time when she had dropped that word in front of André (with all the robbers surrounding you). He had corrected her gently: There are not many robbers here, Mother. Then what? Traffickers, murderers, crooks...

    She passed the last control point to end up in the large meeting hall. They had given her table number eight. She saw him cross the yard.

    As each time, she was surprised by his tall height, his large shoulders, his white hair, his calm, she didn't recognize at all in this affable person in his fifties the behavioral case that had been her son. She greeted him excusing herself for the fudge. He had already forgotten. It's no problem, Mother.

    Two hours later, the lights started to flicker to signify the end of the visits, as usual time had passed quickly; in the silences, it would happen that he would take her little hand and lock it in between his own, as we hold a bird we have just found on the ground. It was like if it was him who was visiting her, as if it was her who needed to be rescued.

    On her way back home, she stopped by the Cambodia convenience store where she left the piece of fudge. Mrs Cambodia cut it in little pieces which she put in a plate near the cash register.

    Happy Christmas, Mrs Auclair. The same to you, Mrs Cambodia.

    © Pierre Foglia
    La Presse
    December 25, 2011

    Chronique originale.

    [1] In French and most other Latin-based languages, when adressing an individual, you can use either the singular second person, which is a friendly and familiar form, or the plural second person, which used this way then becomes a singular polite form. It it used when talking to someone we are not familiar with, or to someone to whom we want to show respect (like an elderly). English has a lot of great features not available in French, but the absence of this "polite" form is one of its major drawbacks, imho. For the purpose of the translation above, I gave the polite form of "you" a capital Y.

    [2] MÉTRO is a Québec chain of food supermarkets.

    Happy Holidays to all!