
2012.05.29
Photo © Olivier Pontbriand, La Presse
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I only mentioned it in a comment, but we had one hell of a deluge on Tuesday. I got woken up at 05:30 by the thunder and lightning. By the time of rush hour, it was hell downtown. Some cars were dancing in the air on top of geysers sprouting from manholes just under them. Autoroute 720, the one with the tunnel under Palais des Congrès, was closed for four days because of water accumulation. The whole basement of the Musée d'Art Contemporain, next to Place des Arts, was also flooded. Where I live it is a little higher so contrary to downtown we didn't suffer any water infiltrations., even if there were three or four storms during that day. In the summer of 1987, during the storm of the century, water was gurgling in my toilet bowl and I'm at the second floor. That time, it was REALLY hell and much of downtown had turned into a pond.

Rowing for Betty
Tomorrow will be a special day for Elizabeth. They say that over (or around, I don't recall) one thousand ships will navigate on the river Thames to celebrate her jubilee, that is 60 years of being on the throne. This last expression is usually used in another sense here but since I'm a gentleman, I'll spare you with that. Still the same, it will be a grandiose ceremony, even if it will rain (80 to 90% chance) with rather frigid temperatures (10˚C). After all, the Brits are used to such weather. We will have access to the ceremony live on TV5 starting at 8h00 (Montreal time) in the morning, for a four-hour show hosted by Stéphane Bern and Marie Drucker. By her looks, she is undoubtedly the daughter of Michel Drucker (this will mean nothing to Americans). Stéphane Bern is a "royalty specialist". He often hosts special (and very well made) programs about long gone royals, like Louis the Sun and Louis the Clock and Louis the Saint and all those that revolved around them, like queens who, unlike Elizabeth, had a much shorter career, and often a shorter neck by the same token. Bern is the kind of guy who, when he talks about royalty, or anything else for that matter, seems to have been born in a field of marijuana. I say this as a compliment. ![]()
Add-on: I missed most of it having gotten up at 11:00. However of what I understand the four hours (of tv programming) were essentially about watching boats pass by in front of the camera under pouring rain, with in the end the Queen and family parading (well shielded from the rain) on a cruise ship named the Spirit of Chartwell, commissioned for the event. All this culminating with the opening of the London Tower Bridge to salute the royal convoy as it passed by heading to a dock nearby. I didn't miss that part. I see on the CBC, who are continuing to broadcast this live like forever, that boats continued to pass by the docked Queen, I mean the docked Queen's boat, and her saluting them as they pass by. She's standing most of the time which, at her age, is worth mentioning. By the way, did you know that Canada, since freak Harper took power, spends more money per capita on royalty than the British do? Pretty amazing isn't it? We live in a fantastic world, where cuckoos can become Prime-Ministers and Governor-Generals didn't pay until now income tax while the sovereign they represent does, in her own country.
They say there were about one million people on the shores. They also mentioned that the weather was about the same as on her coronation's day, so that makes it a wrap-up I guess. I forgot to mention, besides Bern and Drucker (on TV5 which was in fact France 2) they also had Karl Lagerfeld as a commentator. I don't know if he was there to comment on the Queen's hat, which looked like an overgrown peppermint candy.
The last boat of the flotilla was a barge with the London Philharmonic encased in a protective glass compartment but with the singers on its rooftop, outside, drenched in pouring rain and battered by freezing winds, and still managed to very painstakingly sport a mandatory smile. They had all my admiration, that's all I can say.
If I make jokes about the Queen (of England), it's solely in the context of British royalty having no business in the Canada of 2012. For the rest, like most others, I do recognize she is an outstanding person, a living historical monument, and I am well aware of what she represents for the British and her immense contribution in the continuity of British history.
It's too bad the weather was so lousy, nor for her but for me. There were nice images of downtown London from perspectives rarely available to commoners, like from the top and insides of the Tower bridge, and other similar views, and they would have been so much nicer to watch had the sky been sunny.
I have old memories dating back to when I was a child in the late fifties maybe early sixties, and from my crummy little home town back east where Acadians were treated at best as second class citizens and expected to "speak White" (English) when they showed up elsewhere than in their homes, schools or churches. In those days, the official Canadian anthem was the «God Save The Queen». I don't know where it came from but someone had made a French version of it, «Dieu Sauve La Reine». There was this important event which I don't remember what it was, probably a visit by then Governor General, Georges Vanier, the first French-Canadian to hold the job, and the second Canadian ever (that says a lot...) . What I do remember is that I was there with my mother. What I remember even more is that when it came time to start singing the national anthem, and admidst all those Union Jack flag bearers and monarchists, my mother defiantly started to sing «Dieu Sauve La Reine», "en français", loud and proud.
I learned early to never accept to be treated as a second-class citizen in my own country. My mother is not the Queen of England, but on my scale she is just as remarkable.

Americana - Blockbuster elections
The American election, and the American democracy with it, has turned into a gigantic farce since they started using those Superpacs. In a real democracy, those elected are supposed to be those whom the people think are the best fit for the job. Each person should be able to be compared at par value with his or her opponents. Turning elections into mega-marketing operations where the haves with their money make sure that they remain such has nothing to do with democracy, imo. Stephen Colbert was on Letterman last night. He started a Superpac for fun and was surprised that a lot of money poured in. What surprised him and much more Letterman, was that he can do whatever he wants with that money. It does not need at all to be spent on electoral expenditures.
What disturbs me the most is that the current Conservative government led by (this is a euphemism, he IS the government so much he's a control freak) Stephen Harper, is importing some of those methods here, like what those zillions in the Superpacs pay for: slandering of the opponent. This is new for us. We had not reached yet the gutter level when it comes to elections. Until now.
I despise have no sympathy whatsoever for Stephen Harper, and all those who voted for him knowingly, for what they have done, are doing, and will do to this once respected country. (addon: maybe 'despise' was a bit strong - finding them dangerous would be more like it).

Wet cracker with metastasis
After four days of negociations between the student representatives and the government, it all came to a halt on Thursday when the government left the table. Nothing is settled. The government expects everything to die out with time. No one believes this. It's all to start again in August. Meanwhile, the casseroles are making babies across the country. For now they are in support of the Québec students (there was a CasserolesInCanada night on Wednesday), but many of them want to pursue this movement with this time Harper in their aiming visor. Occupy Take 2, kind of.
A few lost souls in there, some from New York, some from Little Rock, Arkansas, even some from Austin, Texas for gawd sakes, but nothing from Davis. Time zones, I guess.

Red square explained
In English, a well made video explaining what's going on here. It was put up by a journalist based in New York City. I saw it linked on the page of another American who was here last week only for a few days. He was not granted entry for more by the Canadian Customs/Immigration, not because of who he was, but rather because of who (what?) they are. I won't elaborate too much except to say that I traveled in a few countries in my life and I was better received everywhere except in my own. This excludes the U.S. Customs officers who are in a class of their own, way down there in the bottom of the barrel. This guy (the blogger) was here the day of the jurists' march. I'm still not sure if he was not the guy on bicycle whom I encountered that day in Old Montreal. He does have similar traits and skin color.
Taken from here -> http://inthesetimes.com/uprising/entry/13261/red_square_revolt_quebec_students_on_strike/

Miniature red squares unexplained
On Thursday it was around 11h00 in the morning when I heard some unusual noise coming from outside, street side. Being the nosey person I am, I went to the window for a look and saw a police car slowly lining the sidewalk (it was the weekly street cleaning period for that side so no one was parked there). The police had its flashing lights on and was leading the way for a march of casserolers, about sixty of them, from three groups. I could tell because each group had a different colored vest. They were marching in Indian file, each group holding some kind of cloth serpent. The first group had aluminum plates attached to the neck with a rope. In another groups, they had real small pots and pans. I rushed for my camera, and once on the balcony I looked at some of the march's security people and harboring a wide smile, I extended my arms, turning my hands in a large WTF gesture to which they responded with a smile as wide as mine ![]()
Pot banging is now heard everywhere and every evening at 20h00 but also much later since lots of people then or afterwards congregate at street corners or in improvised marches in the streets, some totalling thousands, namely in my area, I mean very close area. My take is that those kids wanted to be part of the action, and those from the childcare centers heeded their requests, turning it into some kind of community party, a little to the image of what their parents' one has created. It could be something else, but I don't see, really. Another mystery to add on the pile.
When toddlers start taking to the streets, dunno, if I were the government, maybe I'd start to worry.
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Where kids get their ideas from
That same day (Thursday May 31) in the evening, there was another march in my district, but this time it was literally next door. At one point they passed on Plaza St-Hubert and when they got at Bélanger they turned right heading west. That's the street I take when I walk or Bixi myself to Marché Jean-Talon. They were a couple of thousands, at least. These marches have no preset itinerary, people joining in or leaving it on a continuous basis. They are therefore totally illegal but this doesn't mean anything these days. There is nothing the police can do when a population is on the move. They follow the march, and if they can get to know the direction the march is taking, they try to block the streets to incoming trafic, but that rarely happens. That's about all they can do.
It was almost 21h00, stores were about to close, and this shoe store clerk used what she had on hand to join in with the noise: she was frantically clapping a pair of sandals, under the just as amused smile of the store's owner.

Pots and wheels
Yesterday evening was the annual Tour de l'ïle bicycle Night Tour. 22 Km in the city streets. Last year they were 17,000. This year they were passing near where I live so I could easily take some pics. It was quite festive as usual, especially that this year there were 'casserolers' all along the path. Some had even installed their barbecue on the sidewalk and were having a casserole/barbecue/bike watching fest. At one point, one of the casserole marches arrived on Beaubien at the intersection with Christophe-Colomb where the bicyclers were heading north. It created a little bottleneck but they eventually managed to cross on the other side of Christophe Colomb. It was a little bordelic but what isn't in this city these days.
I filmed some of this but Xanga doesn't take my videos and I don't know if Youtube will take it. I'll have to check. For now, a few pics.
The daytime tour, it, usually rakes 35,000 and about 60 to 70 Km depending on the year, and is slated for Sunday (June 3rd) and until further notice, under rain all day. I did it once, long ago, when rain invited itself more than once during the itinerary. Not very funny. If it rains all day, it will be a big downer for the participants. Why can't it rain only on the houses owned by government members? Something needs to be fixed. ![]()
Laterz... Finally I got a few uploaded on Youtube. It was a breeze.
This is at the corner of Beaubien and Christophe-Colomb. I had in front of me one of those modern urban ruins which were at some point a gas service station and which are left there barricaded for decades until the oil company finds some sucker to buy and decontaminate the lot, with the city doing nothing to change this situation. By the way, there were lots of kids on their own and toddlers in bicycle carriages.
This is about 500 meters before the Beaubien intersection, on the tour's itinerary, and pretty much at the start of the tour since that location is about 1 Km, maybe 2 from the start point located on boul. St-Joseph. From there the itinerary took a street northbound, probably La Roche, then went around Parc Laurier and resumed on Christophe-Colomb, right here. I don't know if it was intended that way but the people passing on the overpass have done about 3/4 of the tour and have passed under it long before. Most are marveled by the sight, especially that there are still new people just starting the tour when they are about to end it. We can hear them mention all this. Some (not many, happily) are totally clueless and don't remember at all having passed there thinking it's where they're heading to. It takes all kinds to make a world. ![]()

Fakin' it
I removed the forced login yesterday evening, for a try. Up till now, no news from obnoxious Russian. I guess they are too busy in Syria supporting Bachar. Maybe killing children is a full time job.
The collateral effect of this unlock is more blog viewership. Each time I come nosing around my blog to check if others have done the same and I don't log in, I happen to increment the viewer total for that post by one. I know that the numbers then don't reflect reality, but I just pretend I don't.










































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